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[Maricón de Mierda]

The level of depressed, emo, loner types on here really leave me wishing a comet hits the planet

Hello, Kiwifarms faggots.


Thank you and please all kill yourselves.

idc if ppl hate me here you;re all queer

I don't even suck dick

Click for more dick.

Oh no, i just recorded myself commiting felonies, how could it lead to consequences??

How NOT to get pussy 101.

KIWIBROS, YOU WERE JUST CALLED STUPID BY TEEN TRANNY #4356729, RESPOND IF YOU ARE OKAY

Imagine My Cock

I'm glad Anthony Bourdain was allowed out of hell to purge trannies. That's fucking based.

Imagine how awkward this shit is, walking in on a truancy case and finding a teenage boy in cat ears with a Kim Jong Un poster on his wall and a pile of junk food and energy drinks talk to strangers on the internet while skipping school for several weeks straight and then having to place him in foster care.

 

[Dolomite]

So the wonderful and GODLY goddess has been having fun on FB spewing hate for Dems and Liberals. Stay classy, DD
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"If you voted Democrat you an your children will be exterminated because you a cocroaches"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

2 people are chimping out. Suddenly, 40 people rush over to them with their cell phones, potentially colliding into each other. My mom had sex with six different guys to buy me this iPhone that you just made me drop, and now I’m going to shove you. Things escalate further. More people are shoved, more fighting incurs. Some folks are just chaotic evil (see: based) and will take advantage of the situation by attacking people.

Edit: re: anatomy, I also recall learning in about 30 seconds how to distinguish a male from female skeleton so I'm beginning to suspect to a lot of the tranny claims re: the human body are perhaps not entirely honest.

Please stop posting my hand dox

I thibk I had a'n anurism reading that, and im gonna golay ,down a bit.

And as a woman I have no idea how that little finger is supposed to work.

I read about this place on /pol/ when a government worker spilled the beans. The ‘Celine Dion gang’ are apparently the ‘Celine Dion sluts’ and took over half the town once the two main factions battled each other into irrelevance.

 

[Your Best Friend]

Go Back to the Beating heart of Africa, Bitch. They might put up with your shit there.

 

[Blackhole]

"Just because she's raped six pregnant people in the prison-for-those-who-identify-as-women she was reassigned to doesn't give you the right to misgender her, bigot."

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I don't wear underwear either, I wear incontinence pants. No shame." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[Return of the Freaker]

@gaystoner thanks for destroying the white race asshole

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Good god @batteredpancakes learn to use thumbnails. You've done stellar work in this thread and I love you to bits for it, but every time a laptop user clicks your spoilers a full-sized, larger than life neovag jumps right in their face.

Transitioning into a corpse is hecking cute and valid.

It's implied, there's no way you're pulling on the programming socks and giving your rent money to Bernie without being somewhere on the spectrum.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I was going to scold you for wasting your money on such horse shit, but I remembered I have bought 6.99 dollars worth of subway and got horrific diarrhea from it for a week, so it's basically the same thing.

 

[Rose Breeder]

'I look like a Minecraft character'

- Nick Fuentes

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Remember where is a Dumper there is also a Pumper.

 

[White_N]

You are just dodging undeniable truths because they make your other deeply held beliefs uncomfortable. This is cognitive dissonance. You are basically a liberal.

 

[MediocreMilt]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralph-vs-mister-metokur-gator.111816/post-11844470

Think about what you want to do in this situation and then do the exact opposite.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

i will shoot you and delete my thread you creep faggot

you are on the lumendatabase pedophile database and have many complaints against your website

make your time

REAL LIFE U IDIOT
U KNO WHER SHIT ACTUALLY MATTERS INSTEAD OF A GAY HARASSMENT WEBSITE

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[Return of the Freaker]

I'm glad Anthony Bourdain was allowed out of hell to purge trannies. That's fucking based.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Mexico is way of living. Is a way of thinking. Imagine Mexico, and you'll be there.

 

[Kenya Jones]

The ketchup fetishist furry that pops up here from time to time still kills me, just the thought that somewhere out there is a guy who gets a raging hard on every time he walks down the condiment isle.
I wonder if he prefers Heinz, Hunts or store brand.

 

[Sealbaby]

Better living in a closet than hanging in one.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

help me fellow gays i'm going down a dark hole

i'm unironically listening to gay VA asmr

 

[SiccDicc]

I am an Atheist and the amount of alcohol required to make me remotely interested in women is the same that would render me unconscious.