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[Open Window Maniac]

Should have told them to troon the baby out so it would be bullied into suicide.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

Bur he never raped his mother.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

if u want to go to an orgy or something that is fine with me but i do not enjoy them because of odors

This is pajeet website now open bob

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

all they will give you is two cans of Campbell's Cream of Celery soup and a wry smile.

I've been trying to give steak to my baby but she just chokes on it, even worse demands it to be well done by putting it in the microwave. Pls send help

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I'd take the big tittied girl in the striped shirt, and the cutie behind the black girl, and add them to my harem. I'd bury the rest up to their necks on at the beach and wait for high tide.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You're lucky we're on the Farms or I'd report your bigot ass for telling me I can't live my best life and be pregnant as God intended

Stop having such juicy rapeable asses if you hate it so much.

Also it's insane but hospitals charge like 20 bucks an oz for their donated milk. Also breast milk taste gross. Tried it when we had some (they give you the first sample for free to get you hooked)

WTF. Is the kid's doctor supposed to whip out his tit and squirt milk in a jar?

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

Just shut your fucktarded mouth on any subject that isn't "how to wipe your ass with a garden hose taped to the wall."

FYI, they're all fucking ugly and I would not sleep with them. Not even if my fanny were filled with cobwebs. I'd welcome the spiders

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I’ll take my top hats gift wrapped, please and thank you

Wtf kind of discussion did i stumble into Here.

Countdown to his trooning out in 3, 2, 1...

What is it about featured threads, they’re like magnets for woman-haters and interracial prison-rape enthusiasts.
Way to kill the thread Null.

Even tho you are utterly retarded, you're not wrong.

Stay in school kids.

Filthy room, hair already thinning.
A troon's life the cops are chagrining
Another grooming victim among the herds,
And then from the officer we hear the words:
"Are you winning?"

Maybe the Taliban isn't wrong.

Not a bad point from @slime_girlboss, despite that trainwreck of a username.

I wish people would stop saying lolcows should kill themselves, especially troons. They're narcissists and would never do it, so it hypes up an ending we're never going to get. Narrative blue balls.

Confirmed thread reader
Kill yourself, faggot.

HOW IS INFOSEC REAL NIGGA JUST GET THE FUCK OFF DISCORD YOU IDIOT JUST QUIT DOXING ALL YOUR OWN SHIT!

does this kinda confirm he's not working with the Feds and is in fact just insane?

This is the most autistic thing I've ever read and I love it

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything will be OK.

 

[Meat Target]

Well you see it involved gamers
.....uh and a gate

 

[We Are The Witches]

Post

 

[Ophelia]

YOUR GENETICS ARE QUITE FIT FOR REPLICATING, HEW-MON, NOW I WILL STICK MY GLOWING OVIPOSITOR UP YOUR HOO-HAA

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Faggot should just wear a Cobra Commander hood.

Imagine you’re on “it’s a small world” ride and you see this woman child giving birth in the water lol.

 

[Skitarii]

you're quoting my shitpost and calling it journalism.

 

[make_it_so]

I'm still breastfed, which is why I post in the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Dolomite]

A real Mario funeral would involve dumping the body down a large pipe that leads to the Mushroom Kingdoms afterlife.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Lifelong Coloradoan WOMEN wear SPF 10000000000000 sunscreen daily so they don't look like the fucking Cryptkeeper.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

TBH receiving messages from Jesus in your butthole is not really a superpower.

 

[Blackhole]

Kiwifarms, my favourite online lesbian dating forum.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Every single race in the modern day is mystery meat except illiterate tribals in the south american rainforest who like to fuck each other up the ass