Alan was really anxious about being around Clarisse. His whole life he had been rejected by women and told he was too nice of a guy. No woman would ever get wet over the thought of him. Mostly theyd use him to get things they needed like an oil change on their car. Alan was sweating bullets on the couch next to Clarisse. "Comport yourself you idiot" he thought to himself.
His fanny pac and pants came down and Clarisse gasped. Alan's penis was a whopping 1 inch long when fully erect, but his testicles were huge. Like the size of huge tangerines. She began to suck on what passed for his penis playing with it in her mouth. He pre came a little bit and his cum tasted like something only a loser retard would taste like. "Fuck me like you have always dreamt of" she yelled at him as she got on all fours. Alan tried to insert his penis into her vagina and he quivered with fear, as he was a geeky 40 year old virgin. "Do you want the whole enchilada?" He joked with his white guy, ghey loser sense of entitlement. "Ugh can this simp be any more of a creep" she thought. Although clarisse knew Alan had a sexy 401k with about $800,000 in it due to his IT job at intel. Clarisse spent her 20's having sex with black guys or thugs because she wanted to get back at her dad. She got pregnant with a black man's baby, but aborted it. The chocolate man threatened to kill her for aborting her baby so she fled her homestate to California.
Alan stepped back from Clarisse's butthole as he could sense he wasnt pleasuring her as much anymore.
"Here lets do things my way" clamored Clarisse. She got out her favorite 3 foot long strap on dildo and put it on. "Get on all fours and spread your beautiful butt cheeks for me baby". Alan had a really stupid butt that looked ghey and retarded. It was cold to the touch. Did you know if you get fucked in the butthole long and hard enough you can get sent into a portal that takes you to Nirvana? Its called an anal aura btw. Anyways, Alan got on all fours for clarisse. "Alan Im not sure if youve heard of Anal Nirvana thru Aura before and youl think im crazy, but Im about to send you there." Alan didnt know what to think, but he rolled his eyes and thought Clarisse was just messing with him. "Spread those bitch boy ass cheeks you whore" she said to him as she rubbed olive oil all over his rosacea ass.
She dipped the tip of the dildo into his tunnel of love and he grunted. "Plese go slowly plese" he said. "Dont worry baby soon you'll know ecstasy". "When I cound to three I want you to push your asshole inside out as if youre trying to take the biggest shit of your life. Swallow that dildo with your shithole baby", said Clarisse. She pumped harder and harder now
Alan broke a sweat and bit the pillow. "Ohhhh fugggg" he yelled as his whole body got goosebumps and he trembled, quivered, and quaked with joy. "One, two, threee!!!" Yelled Clarisse as she tried to push her energy thru the dildo into Alan's inner ass. Nothing happened. "Fuck have to try it again". She grabbed Alan's egg shaped loser bald head and pulled it back as she entered his butt harder and harder again. "One, twoooooo, threeeeee!!!!! POOSH that beautiful, red rose of love and Nirvana out Alan!!!" Alan obliged and screamed "Its a comin I can feeelllll Nivana!!" Not enough, they were almost there but missed it juuust by the skin of their teeth. "Fugggin one more time" Clarisse yelled at Alan from behind as she grit her teeth. Adrenaline ran thru her veins and Alans whole body was still quaking with energy. "As Im fucking you on the count of three push into my force and UNTUCK YOUR TUNNEL OF LOVE!!!!!" "ONE TWOOOO THREEEEEE!!!!!!!" "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUCKKK" Alan scremed as he pooshed as hard as he could ever push. It felt like his ass was going to blow open. And it did just that. Alan's butt exploded with Nirvana energy. He felt incredible. His ass was blown inside out and broken and he was high as a kite into the clouds.
