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[CatParty]

Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed of being a father one day.

 

[Meiwaku]

Censoring "dollar" is antisemitic

Sseth being a Jewish man caught in a lie would neither shock nor disappoint me.

The fact that you are aware of a video of a tranny having sex with a pumpkin deserves a powerlevel rating.

This is one of the gayest groypers I've ever seen, and that's really saying something

my name is literally Pissmaster and even I don't wanna broach this subject

That man has tits a troon would die for.

Comedy is truly non-political at its best.

Nothing quite democratically informs policy on an infinite amount of complicated issues like dividing them arbitrarily into gangs and making those gangs battle to the death.

 

[Pee Cola]

In reponse to a salty tweet from LinusTechTips where Linus responded to claims about his company being a shitty employer by posting a photo of a row of Teslas in his company's parking lot, claiming that said Teslas are company cars:

It seems akin to saying "I heard LMG doesn't know how to have a good time" and showing a photo of them all smiling naked in an anal sex conga line.

 

[Meiwaku]

it still gets me how so many racist christcucks look past jesus' background because it's inconvenient for them.

I'm the first one to tell nihilists to kill themselves, just for the sake of coherence with their beliefs.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Journeys shmorneys where do these degenerates travel to? Do they think Gandalf sent them to mordor on a quest to destroy the ring of power or something?

You have triggered my autism card

Why's the bargain bin berserker in blackface?

 

[I am vomit]

Well do piss jugs just fall from the sky?

My dad and his friends used to get drunk and hang their asses over bridges and shit when cars drove under the bridge.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The most offensive thing about this is that he signs his posts.

 

[Itspinklava]

Your saying you are an empath is an insult to legitimate empaths.

 

[PandaChai]

my favorite part is the scrotum eyebrows

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I imagine Russ' moans of ecstacy

 

[Disc]

I became disabled overnight in a car accident. The car accident was a dream, but the disability was real.

Source.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

"Fuzzy fruit farms." can we have that as an alternative name?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I have been on this side of the internet for years and this is the most jewish thing I have even read.

An even greater gift to humanity would have been you dueling the guards of the Arizona State Hospitals psychiatric ward, or alternatively, a freight train.

"oh your mom posted a pic of you on her private facebook, you lost your privacy, goy! might as well post your asshole with your SSN written on the cheeks"

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

no, i was actually the one who DM'd you the picture of an echidna penis that said "you like?" and you responded with "yes plz send more"

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'll never understand why they need fictional characters to be queer icons when they have IRL icons to look up to like:

• Freddy Mercury
• Elton John
• that Turning guy
• J Edgar Hoover

Just to name a few.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"I may tear out the hearts of my own citizens to sacrifice to the sun god, but at least I'm not a racist!"

 

[Meiwaku]

You guys clearly have been the ones swatting people, having people show up at peoples houses, beat people up. IM 100% filing a report on this shit. This entire site is pure poison

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The other one right after that is great too.

I find it hilarious that you said you won’t bother responding anymore on this site and yet here you are once more, raging and seething at your thread and now threatening to file a police report because Kiwi Farms made fun of your assless body.

 

[Meiwaku]

imagine thinking you are in any position to ever talk about ralph or nick or anyone you disgusting scumbag, the fact you are going after my family, and my child when i havent done a damn thing to deserve that, shows what a complete lowlife you are. Do not ever fucking talk to me again, this will be the last response you ever get from me.

 

[Meat Target]

It wasn't a random hairdresser, but there was rope involved.