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[Table Country]

I got to piss off of a pretty high cliff once, was pretty awesome

I have done this too, it was right after Lawbreakers failed and Cliff was just laying on the floor high off his ass.

 

[Blackhole]

I don't care what race, sexuality, religion or anything someone is. If they act like keffals they're a faggot

 

[Hitman One]

I had one of my friends try to kinkshame me about being on the Farms

MOSHI MOSHI FRIED RICE HIROSHIMA DESU!!??

 

[Piss Bear]

The all-inspiring goals of a certain Brett Gaetana Lemke:
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Getting an amhole is really important to him. More important than something objectively more necessary, such as getting a job, quitting smocking, or generally being anything that resembles a functional adult.

Speaking of smocking, his addiction is still going strong and showing no signs of going away:
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[Meiwaku]

Seeing women tear down other women is next level savagery that I demand more in this thread.

Wow. Racist lesbians do hit different, ngl.

 

[JethroTullamore]

The Italian BMT is the most hetero sandwich out there. Not enough meat to make it gay, not enough vegetables to make you a pussy. It's the perfect amount

 

[I am vomit]

Putting penises into men's rectums has become an American export.

It's mangled fish corpse and it's friends. There's nothing wrong, especially in edit

Goes beyond wanting a neo-vagina. Dude straight said in the past he wanted a dog vagina. Allegedly this dude’s social demise on furry twitter was a long time coming.

The water park was counted as a wash day.

"Yeah well I've fucked both women and the messy stump of a freshly blown off leg and they feel pretty similar"

I believe it is difficult but possible to stop being a pedophile through Jesus Christ. Certain dietary changes and supplements to reduce sex drive also help.

God I wish this faggot lived in the US. He could do with some police brutality.

How about instead you take a shower and stop wearing diapers?

Good things about Chris thread: He's a better person than Stalin.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

My dick has grown an elbow.

Time to inform reddit.

 

[Local Fed]

If someone doesn't like garlic they probably aren't a good person morally or spiritually.

Queer just means you are sexually attracted to attention.

[WARNING: VIDEO CONTAINS CALIFORNIANS, VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED]

I wish there was a Ugly sticker.

The moment this man started talking about the gender spectrum was the moment I knew my childhood was shattered.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

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"My brain is really bad at actually understanding consequences." --Anisa Jomha, 2022

 

[Alex Krycek]

Okay this is just something a schizophrenic said to me in person recently, but I think you’ll enjoy it.

“Why can’t we just teach cats how to use guns? Or maybe mechanize cats. Train them to kill wetbacks and niggers.”

 

[Meat Target]

I do want to see Ted Cruz attempt to have sex with a whale.

 

[Meiwaku]

Reverse Hate-Speech laws that mandate the use of racial slurs

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

Women rip the earrings out from each other's earlobes.
Men rip the cocks out from each other's bipedicled flaps.

 

[Foxxo]

Probably worth mentioning that Miles-DF is from Russia so with the money he's racking in from commissions he essentially became an oligarch in a country where you can barely make enough to get food and pay rent with a regular job.

Or, cut down for brevity:

[Furry Artist] is from Russia so with the money he's racking in from commissions he essentially became an oligarch

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Never would have dreamed I'd open up this page and find there was a woman involved.

>Retvrn to monke
>Get shot

Keep Weird Al's name out of your cavity infested, amhole juice slurping, fast food hoovering mouth!

Someone should have told them that they just need to wear sparkly outfits and empty a whole can of hairspray every day, they don’t need to chop their cocks off.

Way to show your ignorance, a TERF could never be an anti-capitalist revolutionary because their core fascist ideology requires them to oppose liberating people through a worker's collective democracy as Stalin worked hard to accomplish.

Good contest, but be advised that you're probably out of luck if your preferred bone is larger than an intermediate phalange.

I should have asked where's Gender Criticalissimo Franco instead.

Content warning: quotations of vicious transphobic bullshit​

 

[Law]

How many fucking star wars shirts does this mf own

I'll say it again and again - but Mother Nature is the most based bitch there ever was.

 

[Aunt Carol]

RIP cumrag, you're in a better place now.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

(I dunno what happened to the random text and it makes me sad )

 

[Open Window Maniac]

EAT THE BUG POKEMON
LIVE IN THE POKEBALL