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[NoReturn]

ONE THIGH is enough to make an ENTIRE human! As seen in my renderings

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

the young BPD can smell the stench of a powerful Narc all over Sander, marking him as hers. Much like how cats flee from the scent of lion urine, the predatory attention seeker knows not to threaten an entrenched cluster B matriarch

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

There's a Reddit thread up if anyone's interested in reading people's thoughts on the matter.

The woman that was assaulted also made a Facebook post ( archive unavailable ) that asserts that CBC downplayed the events.
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Based Rape Victim Recounting Rape Threats:

I'm Going To Rape You With My Balls

 

[Big Nasty]

Get your pubes off of Facebook, you nasty bitch. Great googly moogly.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Oh right women exist— my gay mind keeps forgetting these things.

 

[Law]

And thus the native hue of Hedonism
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale glow of Streams,
And enterprises of great lulz and sperging,

 

[SCSI]

@Socrates searches for the answer to life's big questions in chat:

@Mossad Facade , how did they get the cat to dress like that??

I injected 10 grams of fentanyl in my ballsack and then the police told me I was being combative with my aggressive erection

Gayest sentence in the history of the site. So gay, infact, that everyone in the vicinity of KF's servers caught monkeypox and died

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

how to defeat the kiwifarms in two easy steps

Step 1. don't act like a fucking retard
Step 2. that's it

Learn OpSec bro.

JUST STOP FUCKING PEOPLE WITH WEIRD WARTS EVERYWHERE

like im imagining some fatso 400 pounder in his basement with a slice of kiwi duct taped to his shirt on the internet arguing 24/7.

I literally LOL every time I visit.

Gradually, I began to hate them...

The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!

Indeed. If you're so pathetic the cops can't be bothered to beat the shit out of you, why live? I'd be downright embarrassed if an encounter with the police doesn't result in me getting pepper sprayed, beat down, or put in van unsecured until my neck gets broken from the reckless driving. Step it up, fatty.

The prospect of anyone being SWAT'd and killed is terrifying, and reprehensible. In a totally unrelated aside, to live in a world wherein the penalty for criticism of Norm Macdonald is death by armed police, well, that's something for the folks up on Capitol Hill to give thinkin' to. Just my two cents.

And this, children, is why you don't besmirch the name of God.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

OP's mom would give me sloppy toppy

 

[CatParty]

 

[Open Window Maniac]

HE'S MAKING THE SOY FACE IN HIS TWITTER PICTURE!!!!!!! Omg

 

[Member]

So I came here, and realized there were other sane people left.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

If Klaus expects me to not piss, then I will piss even more. I will piss on him and all his lackeys.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

HEY WESLEY BOY. GENE RODDENBERRY JUST FISTED MY ANUS UP TO THE ELBOW WHILE PATRICK STEWART TOOK A SHIT ON MY CHEST. WHOS THE BIGGEST TREK FAN NOW? HOWJA LIKE THEM APPLES HOSS?

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I’m not always a supporter of powerlevels, but in this instance, here on scenic Kiwi Farms, I’m glad you clarified where your extensive diaper knowledge came from.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

More old people, more room in the dating pool.

 

[Skitarii]

Your Mom is an open source and I closed that shit up real quick.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The real Glowies were the people we called niggers along the way.

Is it too late for Null to buy Epstein Island?

 

[No0neKnows]

@No0neKnows is a retard

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I've also watched mpreg fetish videos. Doesn't mean men can get pregnant, irl. Therefore, this doesn't prove shit, and you should kill yourself painfully