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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He eats the gods you stupid bitch. He's worse than Satan because at least Satan loses in the end.

But why did the dog pull the dildo out of his ass??

 

[Autistic Joe]

We aren't some 133t 4chan tr011 h4x0rs k1ub. We're just tards watching other tards on the internet.

 

[Meat Target]

There’s a little bit of Florida in every state. And by Florida, I mean meth.

 

[Nasty Habits]

Based tard will not be denied. Incels, a leader has risen, will you follow?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

This is my Monster High character tier list

 

[Aunt Carol]

Despite what they might think, the house bunny society doesn't know what the fuck they are talking about most of the damn time, and I can't count the amount of times I've seen actual harmful information pushed by them.

 

[Meat Target]

The economy thinks its a girl.

Let the Lethal Injectionchu Arc begin

 

[zero-who]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

We? What is this “we?”

Ah, the 80ies! A simpler and more innocent time!

You could make a video game about raping big, blocky boobied native chicks, or a timetravel movie featuring a teenager who’s closest relationship was with a disturbed older man, and nobody REEEED at you or thought it was weird.

straight guys don't shove multiple dildos up their ass while at work

Even a mystical boomer hippie like Steve Jobs would find today's Apple a disgrace.

To be fair you are in an awkward position to defend your beliefs. Not only are you autistic enough to want to worship a pantheon that's been dead for a millennium, but you want to worship a cool wolf that had a bit part in said pantheon's mythology.

Even though this is a horrid video, the fart made me laugh.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I accept no responsibility for you getting disowned, put up for adoption, or getting called a loser.

 

[Coelacanth]

Firing squad at dawn. If Virginia doesn't have the firing squad, he should be pelted with pickles until he dies.

 

[PhoBingas]

Why is everyone talking about abortion who fucking cares faggots I'm here to laugh at mongoloids not moralfag about social issues

Maybe the real abortion was the shitposts we made along the way.

 

[Papyrus]

it doesn't qualify as prostitution, they are misguided and need to understand that. My skin didn't even touch his . it was covered in a shoe.

 

[I am vomit]

Probably her cooch after all those 28 hour sex sessions with Jade. Add to that the 74 sex sessions per week with the Thumb and even the best gyno in Kentucky cannot surgically repair that worn out hymen.

Why must I consider these things logically? I suspect whores generally deal with smaller penises and more premature ejaculators than your average size-queen slut, so they probably incur less damage per session.

Gahoole is the most nigger faced "White" person I have ever seen.

Each one, in his own unique way, has a look that screams “I was banned from my school’s anime club for life”.

You probably won’t take offense at this, but you seem quite naive about the world of prostitutes.

Because losing weight takes active discipline and commitment while paying someone to origami your genitals is a few phonecalls.

They are just dumb, lost followers. The blind leading the blind into chopping their boobs off while dressing like a lesbian at a barbeque in 1992.

And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God, you blinged-out nigger.

If I were a nigger, I would've taken everything.

I thought you wanted an honest opinion on your art

Now you're accusing us of murder

Get the fuck off of discord and stop talking to schizo trannies.

Buying from niggers will and never be safe.

Imagine thinking fucking family members and paying for sex is Chad shit.

He’s not going to be able to resist drawing that diaper goat.

There is no situation in which I won't complain about not having enough Hot Pockets

No one here bought your mother's teeth.

Emily, literally everyone knows not to shake a baby. That's as common knowledge as cigarettes can kill you.

God, I wish Fenrir would eat my ass, already

Imagine complaining about "literally starving" and asking for a $30 uterus-shaped pillow.

"Hey honey, remember that time that you had to smoke weed to prevent rabies after getting bit by that raccoon? Hahahaha"

There is a true dissonance between going "I can't afford eggs!" one minute and then begging for a $30 uterus pillow for your hysterectomy recovery the next.

Now I wonder if things would have been different without the mpreg.

ill give whatever furry that manages to close the pool due to diapers a $5 Gift Card to Taco Bell so the next degen they meet gets blasted with a Crunchwrap Supreme

It was just shoe on foot. it wasn't wam bam thank you Ma'am. We never even kissed. They are morons that think "Oh she touched a penis with her foot." is penetration.

Does doxxed chicken taste different?

Everyone's calling me a prostitute for shoe on body part. it's actually considered a Fetish.

 

[Autistic Joe]

you are a dumpster fire of mental retardation.

 

[Skitarii]

Say what you want about China but they never got nuked.

 

[Sealbaby]

Mmm, yeah. Hold my Fanta. I’ll show you how it’s done.

 

[oopsie doodle]

The obligation is on the turbo tard to not stick his dick in his elderly mother.

 

[axeltrite]

* Facepalm* Why. WHY DO you not take this seriously? do you not understand how an artists reputation can be RUINED by tracing allegations? Theft? I was cast out of my community due to this alone. Ya'll think this a joke, but art is something I am very passionate about and would NEVER steal from another. You think I'm, insane for doing all of this asshole acts, ya never understood WHY. get your TROLLING ASSES out of your THICK skulls and realize how this HURTS.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Virginia is the true successor to Rome.