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[Meat Target]

All you had to do was say Norm was funny.

Chill dude, we already did the sacrifice your firstborn son bit.

The pepperoni must flow.
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The rage in his voice, it fills me with joy.

 

[Table Country]

A man wakes up gets hit, by a van
See's himself in the mirror, and he's now, Chris-Chan.

It's like Raayyeaannn

Homo erectus means gay boner

Neanderthal means neanderthal

Clear winner

 

[Skitarii]

Would banning phoneposters improve post quality?

Absolutely not.

Sent from my iPhone

 

[Aunt Carol]

To be clear, Jake's not alone in using Twitter to post full-frontal gay diaper porn.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

You just need to quit being a tism.

I take pride in my work

edit: pride is deadly sin...

 

[valis]

“Get the fuck out of here you old freak,” said a trans woman who was watching a group of 4 engaged in group sex near the children’s slide on the western side of the park.

(Can't quote, it's from https://kiwifarms.net/threads/monkeypox-general.119376/page-27#post-12523255)

 

[Stormer_1]

It wouldn't let me quote this for some reason but Tom said this a couple of weeks back:

getting jizzed on by @yawning Sneasel and his angry adult autistic asshole army living in this hell their ancestors created , trapped in a bubble of water, spinning around the sun.

 

[Meat Target]

the neighbor who recorded it thinks it's a cop yelling at other cops about how he was accused of making pepperoni out of black children.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Faggots are just getting a meat enema while masturbating their fag lovers.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

When it comes to my attraction to men I really do separate fictional men from irl men because they're nearly two separate groups to me.

 

[Meat Target]

"I don't know who this Patrick Tomlinson guy is, but I do know about THE JEWS, allow me to elaborate..."

 

[Cyclonus]

"If you imagine the dinosaurs as black people, Jurassic Park becomes worryingly racist."

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

How can educated adults in an advanced country be reduced to sitting around pondering whether the sacred ghost that inhabits their meatsack consists of three-fourths or nine-tenths divine lingam energy, which they will then be compelled to express via the mortification of their corporeal form in service of the Shiva spirit that flows through them? And why do we all have to pretend it's not ridiculous?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I don't know what's more funny. autegynephilic pregnancy fetish or what kiwis don't know about enemas

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Stop trying to prove Christian Fundamentalists right you stupid fucks. Next it will turn out that DnD really was causing kids to commit suicide to become their level 3 Half-Elven thief.

 

[Cats]

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

And yes, he made sure to archive parts of it, specifically the dick-unbirth portion.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

YOU WERE MY BROTHER ANAKIN! I LOVED YOU! I CAME IN YOUR BUTT!

Fuck yea I'm gonna eat your lettuce, fuck yea I'm gonna fuck Mrs. Rabbit on your lawn to make 30 more rabbits in a year and you're gonna watch cuck and fuck yea you're gonna commit biological warfare on me, but with a right hard cock, there is no situation I can't fuck my way out of.

 

[Meat Target]

The rest of us are just mad that you're a pile of sex offenses waiting to happen.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How can we use this technology to more efficiently milk lolcows?

Bad dragon got a new rival. Cows may not care, but every troon's anus just dilated at the sight.

My Hucows are going to love these new implements when I take them from the farm (my basement) to the milking facility (my shed out back) next week. I just hope this doesn't somehow cause their BPUs (brap production units) to tank.

Only a matter of time before Goocheese shows up to barf and shart all over that nice clean van!