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[Larry David's Opera Cape]

TBH, I don't think those two could correctly assemble a Lunchable.

 

[Meat Target]

I'm still trying to find the prehistoric creature I need to kill to stop furries from existing

 

[Aunt Carol]

And y'know they were people. Severely fucked up horrifying people but people nonetheless.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Unless they're dating fancy pigeons in that dating Sim, I want nothing to do with it.

If Jesus did return in my lifetime, I hope he would just fuck with us by releasing really shitty soundcloud rap, and we all just pretend its great.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The writer is like a hostage negotiator losing a negotiation with himself.

 

[Meat Target]

Tell my FBI agent we're gonna get freaky today.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I like it when cold cases are solved.

Makes me feel like when I'm killed by cartels and dumped in a shallow grave half a mile from the nearest dirt road, my third cousins will finally have some closure in the year 2130.

Wholesome!

 

[Pissmaster]

For the readability of this thread and the love of god no one reply to Marissa Moria or whatever the fuck their name is. The last thread was constantly derailed with their insane autistic walls of text.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Sadly there are no known holy laws about cringe on the record.

Everytime I hear Russian in a video I assume someone gets killed.

 

[SCSI]

Farting on a leather couch is just depraved.

This actually rules. Have a squeaky clean digital ID with AAA+ social credit meanwhile I'll be spending my time yelling racial slurs over HAM radio and running a racist packet radio BBS

You will never be a webm

 

[Autistic Joe]

Shut up and cut my cock off!
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[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Being any parent means sometimes kids die. Maybe you should go take your menopause medication if the idea that not all people make it to adulthood is causing you to get this MATI.

ree i hate responsibility ree

I have lives my entire life without knowing about any seams.

Are you some sort of asscrack inspector?

That lawsuit fell apart faster than his neo-vagina.

Finally , livestock buggery not committed by a Welshman

"The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement."

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Mr. Metokur said:

Our bog hog has evolved into a poz pig!

Nader Elshamy said:

I eat people.

Chantal said:

My gum disease? I'm curing it as we speak.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

My credit sucks, Nice try.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Might be a bit gauche to quote myself, but to a friend just now:

"Dammit, a new Fatrick highlight? While I'm actively sexting? Fuck me, a man cannot serve 2 masters"

 

[I am vomit]

You wouldn't be laughing if someone thought YOU committed attempted murder. did you know that they called the police on me, not once, but twice? I was INVESTIGATED due to their BULL SHIT. ( Police found out THEY were lying because I have an ALIBI. WHICH got confirmed by three witnesses. )

Also, you confuse the shit out of me. You call me Trans, but you don't understand what a birth defect is. There's no way a medical doctor would make my breasts look they way they do. that's all natural dears. before calling me a Trans, maybe learn something about Breasts and the way they act for natural ones?

Doesn’t Kiwi Farms have a mental age requirement?

Now that just sounds a little suspicious to me, but I don’t have teenage boys wear dog collars

I know I'm late, but I find it really funny that trannies are willing to commit a felony by submitting false reports to law enforcement just to get a Mongolian basket trading forum shut down.

I hope it makes you feel like more of a man than when you chased kids with a machete.

I get you're retarded but are you also a fucking shitvegetable?

A survivor? Her entire existence hinges on begging online for hot pockets and Jimmy Deans breakfast bowls.

Are you trying to tell me that there’s no line about crowdfunding period panties via Twitter in “Survivor” by Destiny’s Child?

It's orbituary, you unautistic nigger.

Sadly there are no known holy laws about cringe on the record.

It's a motherfucking, cocksucking bomb!

"I have been suffocated #to death by my tub trumpet and I'm tweeting from limbo because I need burial #money, the cats need wet food, and the snake needs #treats so it doesn't eat my body before I'm buried. #RoeVWade #IWillNotBeSilenced"

There was literally that tranny who got his dick chopped off, started queefing through his neovaginal crevice, and decided to tell the world about it on twitter in extensive detail. Who in their right mind would not find this fascinating?

I am sick of people dictating my life, what I can and cant eat, telling me how to live. you don't see me doing that to ANY of you, so why do you feel the need to do that to me? it's wrong, I am a THIRTY ONE, FULL GROWN WOMAN. I am NATURAL. From my Tits, to the butt. it's NOT my fault you all don't want to learn what breasts look like after surgery. You do realize there would be SCARS on my chest if I had any kind of surgery? are you that DUMB to not be able to tell that? You ALL would be bitching at me, telling me " Thats none of your business to know." etc, if I did the EXCAT same to you. HYPOCRTICS is what you all are.
STOP telling me how to live my life. I am in NO danger what so ever knowing him as a friend. he did NOT groom me, and that's actually NONE of your business to know. If you feel I have a problem, get the state police involved yet again so they can find nothing wrong, yet again. Eventually you WILL wind up getting FINES for lying to them. and I'm going to LAUGH . And to the morons in the Disney Editing Community, I PROVED the SAME exact edit can be done. You just are too stubborn to realize this.

In short.. BACK OFF. If you feel I am doing something ILLEGAL call the cops on me. ( Specifically the state police. they deal with that stuff. )
So this argument can be over with. I keep telling you we barely see each other, I have a peer support that's taken over things . I am not afraid to show them what's on my PC. . Bring it on. :/

While those spergs are arguing, I am having sexy sex right now.

If you would do me the lovleist of favors, and contact Null about my wants to have my stuff completely removed from this website, that'd be lovely of you, thanks in advanced. :3

 

[Table Country]

What about all the black children turned into gabagool?

 

[Big Nasty]

Krystal's public toilet of a discord server

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Don't worry, the biden administration will just change the definition of what gay is, and then it won't be a gay disease anymore.

STOP. EATING. DA POO POO.

Just curious how many horrific plagues have to rain down upon your people before you conclude God is not ok with your degeneracy?

Even the ancient Egyptians fucking figured it out after three.

Ok, homo.

I personally do not like blowjobs and refuse to receive them. My body, my choice.

Na I sound like a puritan, incel's would want a blowjob, insult me correctly sperg.

"Oh mighty fenrir, please accept this weird ass tray on my cheapo particle board desk. I have also added a thin piece of nerd cardboard and a plushy I have jerked it to. Amen."

I think Russian is the easiest language to learn to curse in without ever speaking another word of it.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Could you imagine having gay sex and the next morning going oo oo ah ah me want banana me want banana eep eep

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