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[Kamen Rider Faiz]

This nigga really woke up on Christmas morning and joined kiwifarms.

 

[Table Country]

"So you're only half racist as well as transphobic?"

"I'm transexhausted like the rest of society, child."

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Wash your room, and organize your penis, cause where we're going there's a lot of darkness

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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What the fuck does any of that mean?

 

[Table Country]

What the fuck does any of that mean?

I dunno, but I find it based.

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

I must ask this; wasn't there some retarded shit about a transexual doorknob crying about sexual harassment every time, it got used?

 

[ScooterL]

No we're not a cult, you're a cult!

 

[Aunt Carol]

sidenote, wow so many peoples 'normal' bodies are really not great.

 

[Table Country]

Being Black and being a Black Person of Color who is Black, breathing while Black is very important to my Black heritage of being Black, especially being Black around those damn white folk.

> Doom Community
> Overrun by Neoprogressives
> People who were old enough to be there for Columbine scapegoating the game
> And should know better
> Arguing that we need to protect people's delicate sensibilities
> Offended by content in a mod
> Fuck this, I'm going to play me some Blake Stone

Ralph's Law: Any insult from Ethan Ralph is actually a confession to doing something even worse.

Trying to act like an internet chad on kiwifarms is like trying to be the coolest kid in sped class.

♪ Get out you're fat and trans, you've got the hairline of a man. ♪

Liz has bigger balls than Ethan Ralph despite cutting them off.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

So many salami sandwiches. Probably like 50 in the past month.

 

[Big Nasty]

If Jerry Seinfeld was a KF poster:

And why do so many people want to share pictures of their asshole on social media? I just don't get it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So many salami sandwiches. Probably like 50 in the past month.

 

[Florch]

Pssssht, speak for yourself. I mean, maybe in a frenzied attack, but a methodical stabbing shouldn't present any issues.

 

[demicolon]

ISPs need not fear defamation suits from wackos who think they should be held responsible for things their users say

 

[Meat Target]

There's nothing wrong with the denizens of the Kiwi Farms that a case of the black death wouldn't cure.

 

[Local Fed]

Some background, I was raised in a liberal democrat household but was also a gamer, when I was in my early teens I was a woke sjw to the point I was basically male Lisa Simpson.

What is interesting is that he wrote a song called "Want Cub Porn" to the tune of the credits music of Portal 2.

Don't want to derail the thread, but I implore you to rethink your life.

As soon as I saw someone mentioned ducks I knew you'd be here soon. It's like you have a 6th sense when ever someone mentions the duck-rape statistics.

This is not a fucking anime thread. You people are such fucking cancer.

"Noooo you cant like Cleopatra! She owned slaves!" - this is how you sound when you say someone cant think Hitler is cool because he owned a couple gas chambers.

One page into a discussion on annoying irony in movies and we're already at the final solution.

 

[as a latinx i]

from the neogaf thread:

I want to burn this wretched world down seeing the number 1 on this list, and everyone playing this game will be my enemy, and I hope everyone one of you who plays the fucking Harry Potter game burn your hand into incapacitation, ban me if you want

 

[Meat Target]

You're both faggots. Him for being a faggot and you for being an asshurt faggot.

 

[Piss Bear]

3. Standing to pee in the bathroom and knowing my parents could 100% hear the pee noise through the floor and door with how loud it is hitting the bowl and there not being any weirdness or comments around it. Growing up I was told I couldn’t practice with my STP int the house because it was too loud and would be weird to explain if people were over or showed up- it’s such a distinct sound and just echos through the house with the acoustics. So no comments to me was a sign of acceptance of me standing to pee as normal now. Which feels really good. ​

 

[Cats]