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[Penis Drager 2.0]

@Involuntary Celebrity

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

Ignore the naysayers, I was completely satisfied

 

[Return of the Freaker]

...why am I not surprised you created this thread, Bruno? Because almost half of these were on movie nights...

...also: there's a lack of Bigfoot movies in this list...

though I suppose the sex could have been consensual. Bigfoot is pretty chad.

I saw a decent bigfoot movie that ended with implied rape and man-eating, but I can't remember the name of it and searching for "bigfoot rape movie" has been both completely unproductive and far too productive.

This is the kind of quality Kiwi Farms content that you just can't find anywhere else.

You also get to see Deanna Troi's boobas during an additional shorter rape scene.

I dunno, but I find it based.

 

[Table Country]

Patrick sounds like a man who could suck the estrogen out of a trannies amhole.

And always remember it was never about ethics in game's journalism

The phrase "unexpected genitals" came up on a thread, someone said it would make a good username

what do you think this guy thinks about saving the west? i bet he thinks it's way past cool

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If I was interested in spending a lot of time learning about other countries I'd be able to find Germany on a map by now.

Funny enough, the first Wreck-It-Ralph movie was the best movie to watch on Christmas. I don’t even remember much about the second one.

My usual "fuck off" must be amended in this instance to add "and die ... comrade."

I'm willing to bet one of the next words that gets 1984'd is cargo cult because that's exactly what this is.

Quick! Before the trannies strike again!

HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DAVID, YOU'LL BE MADE TO SHARE THE SAME FATE AS THE SUPERIOR SHEEP-COUNTING GIRL YOU AND YOUR FAGGOTY ASS UNICORNS OH-SO-CRUELLY TOPPLED. THIS IS TRULY A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

Update: the sub has been restricted, and appeals for a moderator are being ignored.

wearing a vr headset during actual sex is somehow even more depraved and absurd than just using it to watch ultra high definition porn while jerking off

I'm not sure what is more hilarious; that Paul has admitted that Kiwifarms is right or that he's pretending his meth smoking blind robot bird girlfriend could have been a troon trauma counselor to confused men in dresses.

don't you realize that hate is the universal language of love, as practiced by every culture around the world? It's what we all share in common.

Do you think it's a law that any woman over a certain bmi will get a nose ring?

I don't even live there and I'm getting blackpilled.

I'm more waiting for the next election, where the media blows up police shooting some Tyrone von Jamalson who was out on parole after raping (most of) his nieces and currently suspected of raping his nephew, and the nephew's cat, an overall burden on his family and community who ideally should have died instead of just being wounded.

I am ugly and I want kids (can relate on nobody I know wanting any), perhaps try dating an uglyish woman?

Me putting down a stage-7 dementia patient is "technically" not murder, because the "person" already died.

Stop being a thin skinned pussy white knighting some fucking retard on the internet that will never fuck you.

What the fuck does any of that mean?

What is so arousing about a poorly drawn ms paint character screaming "no" at another cartoon character?

not everything is a fetish, it's just spergs being spergs if ya ask me

This idiot should be walled up a la “Cask of Amontillado” before he goes Elliot Rodger on somebody.

That is the face of a man that does not and will not ever have a modicum of wisdom.

 

[speedweed]

Also I should write something I guess so Mr. Tate you ask me what color my Bugatti is I’ll answer that with another question what color is your dad

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Little do they know they're playing into our hands. Now at last we have become the jews.

 

[Table Country]

Hands off my piss, glowies.

 

[Postal_Rat]

No one who wants to destroy their lives for my amusement is my enemy.
Rackets has real enemies, and they ain't here.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I know animals very well because I watch a lot of furry art.

 

[Meat Target]

You didn't think I was serious when I said toasters had goyim detection units and exploded as reparations for the holocaust did you?

Shitposting is not the answer, it is a question. And the answer is YES.​

 

[Argrabius]

"Yes, yes, this piece of software is a stunning technical achievement, and extremely useful, but let's not forget what's really important. What do you think about guys who fuck each other in the asshole?"

 

[I'm Retarded?]

 

[Chongqing]

it's so gross to see him gleefully tweet about his girlfriend being molested to try to own a guy on Twitter. Again.

 

[Ken Barlow]

Remember, the Kiwi Farms never dies if it lives on in our hearts.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Call me a normie, but murder is wrong.

Spraying them with male sperm doesn't actually help them.

We are living in a very gay and depressing early cyberpunk age right now

Explain plurals in the same terms as the Tranch's true and honest transgender identities, and it puts the Tranch in the position of either disavowing their previous claims and losing face with other troons and furries, or confirming their pluralism and losing the support of some of the people with jobs as they try to explain how a nonverbal toddler in an adult body should have access to a rifle.

Goodbye alpacas
I'm flying over you
Goodbye alpacas
I said oh no troon

Nothing like a nice ride; lets the passengers think about things, heh, heh.

Daily reminder that rubber ducky noises don't constitute "speech", much less "free speech".

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Another emissary from Planet Look At Me bursts onto the stage in the Quirkiest Way Possible.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I kind of always assumed I was screaming into the void, not like that has ever stopped me in life. Voids need screaming into. Builds character.

 

[Markass the Worst]

I don't believe you. Even if you did "paint" it yourself, it's so obviously an AI-prompted design that it doesn't matter. If you really are a "serious" artist, then you need to find a different style, because A) no one is going to believe when you say it's not AI, and B) the AI can do better in seconds what might take you hours. Sorry, it's the way of the world.

 

[Table Country]

PPP will knock up a horse and move to Mexico, a few years after his breakup with Warski and the release of his sex tape where he eats shit out of a cat's anus.

Godwinson will be Andy's co-host, where they alog PPP. He'll have a sad story about how it was very cold in the Royal Palace, because its so big and drafty.

And in a Serbian apartment complex, a young man prepares himself for the long journey that is set before him. He rearranges an overturned slice of pizza; the pepperoni slices are manually fixed back into place, the Slice of the Sektur has been reforged. By whom it shall be wielded is an answer which remains outside of my sight.

The line of autists is fading, but yet still there remains hope.

He's more couch than ma'am at this point.

Stellar Pat going from Gay Giant to White Dork

You will be a real white person. You have light skin, you have European heritage, you own a lawn mower.