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[Geranium]

I don't inject jam.

 

[Gentlebastard]

That’s a really short guy, dumb kid should know better than to fuck with a Napoleon. Manlet rage is nothing to look down on.

No witticisms or clever play on words, just "I hope she gets raped. lol"

hey also obviously seem to think trannies are the most impacted by this. not cancer patients or people with diabetes or whatever - no, we NEED to think about how hard it is for trannies who can't have their horse piss!

You know how they say "Would you rather have a live daughter or a dead son?"

There are times when the dead son is the preferred option.

I honestly don't know if he has a slow cooker collection or if he returns all of them, You'd have to track down one of the loremasters.

GAMP-Vision: "I have the hot nerdy gamer gf I've always wanted!"
Reality: "I'm so starved for female affection that I've gone prison gay."

I never really thought I was as naive as I clearly am, because every single day I'm learning new and horrifying things about these "people".

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go and projectile vomit.

It's like finding a used condom in your childs room and worrying about the smell. There are much worse things waiting in the wings.

Ingredients: TRANNY CUM, CHLOROFORM, CAT TESTICLE HAIR (MALE), ESTROGEN (PROD.: USSR, 1967), CARBON TETRACHLORIDE, HIV, COCAINE, AMPHETAMINE, PROGESTERONE (PROD.: 1877, OTTOMAN EMPIRE), MONKEYPOX, BIS(CHLOROMETHYL) ETHER, DISSOLVED PVC, SNEED OIL, KEFFALS ASS CRACK SWEAT, 37% FORMALDEHYDE IN METHANOL, TETRACHLOROETHYLENE, SODIUM CYANIDE, LIZ FONG-JONES' NEOVAGINA FLUIDS.

I've learned over time that behind every clever Kiwifarms meme is an ugly kernel of truth conveyed through dark humor.

You have to deal with this shit with a sense a humor or you'll just wish our planet would crash into the sun.

We laugh, because the only other option is screaming.

Not to power level too hard but one time I injected myself with bathtub estrogen I ordered from Brazil and as soon as it hit my blood stream I got really sick and then died.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

So, instead of coming up with an original idea, they're using AI to create more fat niggers. Shocking.

Every line calls my mother fat. If you were to put the color palette on a color wheel, it would become sentient and scream "RAPE!". If you describe a hate crime to a police sketch artist, he'd draw one of those characters. This artist uses perspective the same way the 9/11 terrorists used planes. The dialogue reads like the blasphemies you'd find in satan's journal. If you line a bird cage with these the bird would hang itself.

 

[Mannibal]

I just wanna Beeze for Null.

@Null has pretty privilege you wouldn't get it

Exactly what Null just said cause he is smart like me.

Oh, poor sweet child, your stretched and brutalized rectum must really hurt from the disturbingly girthy stick that has been jammed so forcefully and deeply into your lower GI tract.

EVEN THE CREATOR OF KIWIFARMS AGREES WITH ME

(Some of my quotes might have gotten messed up and shows the wrong user, but I don’t know how to fix it)

 

[chalkyresidue]

I don't poison mentally ill kids with bathtub HRT, but I do make a lot of jam.

 

[Blackhole]

"Humans don't need fiber."
*shits motor oil because your bowels have failed*

 

[Seafarer]

You hitched your cart to a retarded horse and now you're going for a ride.

 

[Table Country]

dying in Ukraine is probably better than living in Gladstone.

I'm an alcoholic, so allow me to translate;

>wow I, an innocent concerned citizen, just happened to come across a monkey torture video on /pol/! Does anyone know the source? T-To avoid it of course! The monkey was getting his eye gouged out and the guy doing it was brown btw, do any of you know who made it? Did they get caught? You haven't doxxed the guy yet, right? Phew! I mean DARN!

That Stephanie chick looks like she was born with a crack pipe in her mouth and an uncle brother.

 

[No Memory]

PL: My kid sleeps in our room so sometimes at night I hide in our closet and can turn on the light to draw pictures there as to not wake my child while still being close by. It’s really the only time I can focus 100% lol.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Harassing minorities in the parking lot for YouTube views is peak white culture

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Let's let women have nuclear bombs then.

 

[Table Country]

>black woman has baby
>transitions to male
>abandons baby

There are no bitches getting pulled by Fatrick's double chin.

Narcs + social media = an infamous New Zealand flightless bird forum

She has two foreheads and they don't even match.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Not ass blasted at all, I said what I had to say, A&H is still a shithole and you still haven’t given me your consensus on the blacks yet?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Autism wins again.

Well that didn't take long.

Why in the fuck would you go through the effort of transitioning into something as butt ugly repulsive as this?

Nigeria's got enough problems already, and more than enough scam artists.

I bet you this guy secretly looks at the mirror screaming out “DAS RITEEE!” like that character from Candyman

Lock and load boys! We got some dirty hippie squatters to wrassel!!!!!

I'd take that as a sign from the good Lord above that it was either time to get my life in order or yeet myself off the nearest overpass ASAP.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

He's like a retarded phoenix, shitting itself as it dies and rising from the mixture of ashes and magic bird guano.

 

[JustSomeDong]

But at the end of the day, it’s the type of thing only people who have obsessively studied genitals would ever notice.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It takes more than registered sex offender to take a shot at the kings.

 

[Lev El Shmeckle]

I am not a woman. Doesn't breast milk come from the breast? How do people steal it? Did a rouge employee sucked on the tits of other employees without them noticing? How do I stealth suck tits?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I declare everyone in this thread to be a retard, myself included.

>Kiwi farms civil war is started not by trannies, fags or furries, but by fucking shopping carts

>Autistic OP
>Person being talked about is being autistic af
>People shouting back at him are also being autistic af
>People talking about him on here are also being autistic af

It's a day ending in y here on the Farms.

anyway I'm fucking retarded and she might have been a totally cool person but the autistic rage won that day. don't follow my example friends.

I am honored to be a part of the beginning of this spergtastic spergtest.

Also the infinite possibilities of AI Art.




















And you chose fat.
lmao

This is the kind of insane crackpot theory you would expect to see scrawled onto the wall of an insane asylum. What kind of madman would-
>BuzzFeed News
Oh, right.

Fuck right off and finish eating yourself to death. May your lardass corpse fuel a small town when they cremate you because it’s cheaper than renting a backhoe, front end loader, and dump truck to bury your worthless ass.

He's a "self-taught" artist, probably because art school doesn't let you beat off while doing your assignments.

What part of "No fat chicks allowed" is so hard for people to get?

Was disappointed vulva height wasn't a "customizable feature" like they're a fucking build-a-bear.

So, what I'm saying is Tumblr - not even once.

You will RUE THE DAY you didn't take my Mickey sugar cookie review seriously!

perched on his shoulder, like a little cherub encouraging him to have another pound of meat and cheese.

Behold my autistic artistic talent
one version has added drool

Whatever awaits us will be among the bleakest forms of entertainment ever known.

Schrodinger's victim. They are in a super positional state of being both in imminent danger of genocide while having no viable reason to ever need to defend one's self. Once observed, the quantum function collapses and the redditor shits themself and does nothing.

Don't cry because Jack lost use of both sides, smile because the Wendigo gained use of both of them...

What an amazing twist to this macbethean drama!

Lock and load boys! We got some dirty hippie squatters to wrassel!!!!!

The boy who cried wolf instead its the Trannie who cried fascism.

 

[vomitusdeux]

The butthole is used the same as the clit.

The nipples are drawn very feminine and the hands and feet are eroticized extremely

"Hey, get your child porn out of my monkey penis torture porn!"

Bit of a speedrun here: they only legalised sodomy in 1994

Hair colors are not genders....or are they???

Imagine opening up a manifesto and seeing pooners and Hons drawn all over it

Can't have a positive role model for them darkies. Totally shoah.

No. I could feel my life expectancy decreasing in that biohazard just taking 2 minutes to piss. Much less for that

He's like the Wish version of Emperor Palpatine.

Maybe the real deadnames were the ones we made along the way...

Why would a black woman try transitioning when they already look like men?

A nigger shits babies out of her butt. Decides to become a man.

The fate of this specimen is tragic. It is so fat and retarded, that it can't even happily swing from tree to tree like its nigger monkey peers. It would immediately plunge to its death like an exploding sack of lard.

I know a guy who wants to fuck Ralph's wife, Bugs Bunny in a dress, and xenomorphs, so I'm not surprised.

>have child
>troons out
>abandon your child as a black "father"
Holy shit, the niggerhood stays strong even after trooning out.

This reaffirms my thesis that black women hold the greatest potential to be the most repulsive creatures known to man.

I swear to God, an hour scrolling instagram and even Malcolm X would be donning a klan hood and quoting from the bell curve.

It's like rock-paper-scissors, Testosterone beats Estrogen, but Fat beats Testosterone