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[Aquinas 2]

@Table Country Quote me again and you'll get the diaper too

 

[Table Country]

@Table Country Quote me again and you'll get the diaper too

Stop making quotable posts and I will.

 

[Happy Fish]

You know what's even more sanitary? NOT LICKING PEOPLE'S ASSHOLES.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

More than anything I miss when they used to bully Jack. Now everyone is a Jack

if you buy a glass to drink water from instead of cupping your hands you are a consoomer.

Honestly if you aren't living like Diogenes you're a consoomer.

Looking back, very little of Tumblr was actually funny

The problem with Desmond he'll face is he's average. He has all the media support and hype to get him into a transcendent situation many zoomer/millennials dream about. multiple major mainstream publications talking about him...now he's 'on the board' for lady gaga. It's the same with jazz jennings. There is an empire backing these two and yet? Average. Boring. Simple people that should have lived simple lives but their crazy parents trooned them out for attention.

 

[squirt reynolds]

Also, my IQ was tested and it's 78. I have two degrees as well and will have a third at the end of the year. If I can do it, anyone can. Unless they're enormously fat and incredibly unlikable.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

You know how you fix that? Call him a faggot. Getting adversarial always gets strangers on the internet to see the error of their ways and correct their behaviour

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Powerlevel but the first time I got laid the dog looked at me sideways after.

 

[make_it_so]

Gator! The baby's a-lawgin me!

 

[Mothra1988]

Are you making fanfic about me now throughout the week? Because you're not the first. Most likely not the last.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

I agreed with most of his chicken nugget video, but had to roll my eyes when he started talking about the classist divide of chicken nuggets

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP! As if Donald Trump never stuffs his face with Mcnuggets. Not to mention that he claims eating chicken nuggets is a sign of poverty when actual poor kids wish their parents could AFFORD to buy them a 4pc Mcnuggets more than 1nce every several months

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

“I sucked 19 dicks and realized ya know what, I’m not gay after all”

 

[Aquinas 2]

Stop making quotable posts and I will.

they're going to quote me on your tombstone when im done with you

 

[Gentlebastard]

Every time I think I've hit peak trans they find new ways to disgust me.

I'm suddenly having "Idiocracy" flashbacks right now.

God I am giggling at the fact that some poor fed will have to shift through this thread for info.

Instead of being happy that her grandfather still remembers her and she's privileged enough to see him every week and make lots of happy memories she's worried about fucking pronouns.

Redditors' idea of hatred is disagreeing with them and saying big no no words. This is ironically a much kinder place behind the nigger faggot talk.

shoutout for the excellent reporting performed by leading racists within the Kiwi Farms

There is something about this soy face that really bugs me. It's a clear indication they are clearly retarded buffoons

My god, could you imagine getting your next assignment and it’s “read this thread to help build our file on these people” except it’s a 1000 page long kiwifarms thread? Jesus christ, those feds would have no idea what an emotional rollercoaster they’re in for.

"me and my wife are looking for a third and we like your vibe when we saw you across the bar buffet"

Obviously, a genocide of ants isn't going to endear you to menthol.

Give it a week and they'll find the agent rocking under his desk, muttering "am hole".

I was hate-reading elsewhere on the Internet earlier today

I have to remind you, friend, of a third option: they're fucking idiots who know nothing and can't be assed to learn a single thing while thinking they know everything up to literal secrets of the universe.

Nah King it is okay. I get dick pics from Null all the time; I just delete them.

Wait, you mean you don't print them out and hang them in the Null Shrine you've erected across from your toilet?

Everything about this sounds so absurd it's like a copy pasta shit post, these people are living memes and it seems so unreal it's almost unbelievable if it weren't for every other autistic clownshow that happened already.

Thank you, have an autistic day.

Poster: “so my arm got cut off, do I need medical attention?”

Redditors:”well we need more context, first-“

This "creature" is so weak willed, so submissive, so buck broken, so God damned pussy whipped, it thinks that it needs government approval to take care of it's own body.

 

[Oxyjen]

Oh Kindness, you munched too close to the sun

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

there's no way this is going to end well lmao

Brokebuck Mountain look like it's going to be lit.

Geeks LARP as nerds they are all fat retards

Nigga, can't you use the search function?

this thread was a mistake

 

[Haffhart]

This is the place where they post the underage diddlydoodles, right?

There's no bottom of the barrel is there?

The world's resources are better spent going after a retarded gossip forum that sometimes says mean things. Forget the animal torture and terror and illegal porn sites. Get your priorities straight.

Jesus is the reason I don't have a 66GB porn collection.

I'm very proud.

It's always the trannies or the autists.

 

[Dill]

Always take relationship advice from the perpetually single 40 year old man.

 

[Faceless Whore]

@Black Man Underwear

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Without my solid 10 year legacy of calling furries faggots and laughing at retards what do I have left in the life? Welp time to kill myelf.

[A]

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I demand more good boys and girls! More! MORE!