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[Brain Power]

“DICK CUT, CANT COOM!”

FTM triggered due to inanimate boner joke.

Crawling in my dreams
this crotch wound will not heal

*fucks with urethra*

"WHY IS PISSING HARDER THAN BEFORE???!?!?"

"TW: Possible bottom dysphoria"

 

[Zero Day Defense]

There only one reason this happened.

They needed to shit something down.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If I had a time machine I'd go back and fedpost every slave ship before it left for Africa to save us from this kind of lunacy. Then I'd go and try to bang Audrey Hepburn because I'd deserve it.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

If I didn't know it was Ralph I would have been completely disgusted but luckily his ballbag shaped gunt fell out of his shirt next to his purse to remind me.
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[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Let’s see who’s going to get to me first. My wife who left the house about 10 minutes ago or the nurse that I rang to go Ppee [OBJ] about 10 minutes ago. [OBJ]

 

[Meat Target]

Yes this is no time to fulfill sexual fantasies!

 

[Law]

Wait, the Albino babies are full of gold?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I envy those people who can smoke a pack of ciggies on a night out and then don’t smoke for the next 6 months. Give me 1 smoke and nek minnit I’ll be sucking trannies off behind the bus stop for a huff of petrol from the homeless abo who plays Rose Tattoo on guitar out the front of the local Woolies.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

WHERE THE FUCK DID THEIR HUCKLEBERRY LEMONADE GO

 

[Law]

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cumthieves across Asia and your IP is being traced right now

 

[KiwiFuzz]

not even the entire internet in concert can take down kiwifarms, even though it is the only source for updates on the anus of Trent

I love armchair stinkditch mechanics

On the other hand, AGP perverts coping with stinkditches that reconnected to the intestines that make them fart uncontrollably out of the fake hole and stink like shit and decay all the time are hilarious.

This is why you eat your twin in the womb. Thoroughly.

She was sold to Seth Rogen. He...did things to her. She'll never be the same.

We oppress women, but we aren't even doing it optimally

Do they actually expect people not to molest statues?

PL: I'm lucky that I haven't been kicked out of MoMA yet.

Imagine eating boneless chicken wings. What kind of faggot doesn't enjoy gnawing at the bones, cracking them with your teeth and sucking out the marrow? If you purchase boneless chicken products you deserve to be scammed by whoever you're buying them from for being such a bitch ass nigger.

This proves that you have indeed cannibalized a person before. I applaud your gusto even though humans are not preferred food.

also i hope people understand why i think pregnancy is a fucking terrifying process now

i too like cucking niggers for the voices in my head

They just want to fight for FREDOM for all trans queers, you bigot! E

Being a hate filled hardcore bitch is perfectly within one's rights, if I'm not mistaken.

Kevin: YOU CANNOT STOP US THE QUEER POWER OF COLLECTIVE ACTION WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH OVER FASCISTS AND LIBERATE US FROM CAPITALISM
Some Dude: The Last Jedi is not the best Star Wars movie.
Kevin: HELP POLICE MY QUEER FAMILY IS UNDER SIEGE

 

[Zero Day Defense]

President Joe Biden is pushing regulations that could force Wallace's stinky situation upon millions of Americans.

 

[Table Country]

my personal head canon is that while in an elevator, someone made a crack at Nomura along the lines of "What's next? Is the player going to be Xehanort too?", and he took that very personally.

The Tendies War of 2023 shall come to be known for its many sacrifices.

"Their suffering was great, to ensure we'd have tendies on our plate."

Molesting the Decapitated reacted to your post in the thread What would you do if her mouth said no but her eyes said yes? with Feels.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

sperging at users named “Ralph’s Bifurcated Gunt” and “Josh’s Broke Penis”

 

[Quickfix]

Congrats, cheese dick, you just made scuba diving gay.

 

[PoisonedBun]

I have talked to people on this website that I am convinced have complete street level mental databases of which exact prejudice to apply to any situation.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Not that long ago I was having a conversation with a friend in Canada and he told me "My buddy is schizo, fetal alcohol baby, and a smack addict. He hears reruns of the tv show Nightrider with David Hasslehoff in lieu of psychotic hallucinations, especially when he smokes Indica"

wish I was making this up

 

[HERE YOU GO]

This person is so optimistic that I think I can sell him a few dozen bridges made of rainbows.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I can't even fucking threaten to shove brooms up people's asses like I used to, and my shit was pretty fucking tame, we are lesser than we were.

 

[My Name is Mud]

I still why birds is spying this website because of tranny has came