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[Aunt Carol]

She is in a vortex of heterosexuality that she will never be able to escape.

 

[PhoBingas]

It's this kind of body horror that keeps me up at night. What if I have a male twin inside me? Does that make me gay?

 

[vomitusdeux]

The unclit is keeping the dimensional merge contained.

Gay men don't want to play with boobs and vaginas, mindblowing.

It even looks the same. you are all chat trannies one and all.

Like… she used to be a “findomme” and did CBT but she thinks it wasn’t sex work because she just stepped on a guys balls.

Their weak and small shoulders cannot bear the burden of being an unstoppable rape machine like their counterparts. Atlas Pooned.

No no no. I've already answered this. First you blow the load, then you pour the cereal and take a nap.

I think you mean a Nigger bottle

Honestly, anyone who gives me a bad sticker on my posts is probably fist deep in two kids right now.

Women can molest just as well as any man!

Racemixing is way worse than a female teacher banging some horny teen...

In other news, Praetor is selling tasers to folks with Chris's name on them and will soon be joining our Lord and Savior in jail cell when some kid gets a hold of it and zaps his nuts off.

the baby will be born half mexican and will be named Chipotle after its daddy

Oh no, hide Barb's pussy.

I don't know what I expected but somehow I still feel psychic pain after witnessing hairy grown men in children's diapers.

Hold up, I need to send him a link to this minecraft mod first....

Do not look up how they are used.
DO NOT DO THAT.
I regret.
They are popular in anal play by fags, when they pop them out it looks much like a cow giving birth with how much it pulls anus out and then inverts the gut outside.

God is dead and the troons killed him

I can imagine when caden was a kid and the teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grows up and said he wanted to sell random garbage from a fat incest committing retard with a lego and mlp fetish.

Those Tit gels were on his stomach.
Are you suggesting that now the Deity has a set of tits on his stomach to further get into the furry community?

Twitter isn't the place for someone who has a thirst for trans blood like me.

I mean, she got rape out of it as well. I don't know if that's really a good trade.

I'm not the greatest artist, but gee, get a life already, ya'll lost your scare factor when you went and said Toot Toot.

Adults don't say toot toot you big dumb baby.

I am quoting the others who said it on the other part of this thread, I KNOW ADULTS DON'T SAY TOOT -TOOT.

 

[Blackhole]

"Do you love god? ueughf no i love the niggers go fuck yourself" -saint terry a davis

Teams of FREEDOM FIGHTERS to liberate us from the tyranny of STRECHED, MARKED MALES

 

[umami's milk]

To add to this.

SONIC'S DICK IS NOT BLUE!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I hate the "spoons" assholes so much, this pussy-ass pansy-ass generation is so lame. "I don't have enough spoons" - bitch, here's a knife, go slit your wrists and shut the fuck up.

 

[Meat Target]

This proves that you have indeed cannibalized a person before. I applaud your gusto even though humans are not preferred food.

 

[Local Fed]

All she does is tell on herself. There are two types of women who can explain cum shots that specifically.

I swear half of black vocabulary is "shieeeet", "fuck", "muhfuggin"/"muhfugga", , , , , and

Yay I'm an honorary white. Niggers - you're on notice.

Ok I know you will bully me for this. I did think about becoming Trans. Let me explain, obviously I don't have a fetish or think I am a woman. I just liked the idea of the power it gives you.

 

[Meat Target]

If you can't trust an aztec stripper vampire god, who can you trust?

 

[vomitusdeux]

is....is that a dead body in Alice's special box? Did Alice finally 41% and their Pooner can't bear to discard the body?

Since this is apparently a safe space for stank puss spergery:

*In elder pooners who haven't ben spayed this can lead to the whole junk going septic, so if your stinky pooner is more than 5 years on T get her to the vet ASAP before her boi-uterus ruptures.

If Chris is both a girl and a boy now can we call him a Goy?

I honestly hate anal. There’s bleeding, there’s poop, there’s smell. No matter how you prep and what you do, it’s not romantic. That’s honestly the #1 reason I want to get GRS. Otherwise I don’t mind it, it’s like an appendage. Like a third nipple. Is that too vain to proceed w such a high risk surgery?

Yes rather than simply not putting things in your ass, you should amputate some body parts. Only sane solution.

Sometimes being a fag is a real pain in the ass.

look at this smug cunts face. She really thinks shes hot shit when she actually looks like mclovins little dyke sister.

Wtf?!? This absolute bottom tier deviant is keeping a colony of bacteria as pets in his stinkditch?!

You might steal my thunder but I'm still the lightning thief.

 

[Punished Puck]

No matter what happens, he's still our monkey and he will still dance for our amusement.

 

[Spud]

Coded language can't hide millions of dead people

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Clearly we live in a Societussy.

 

[Table Country]

Why the fuck are you talking about this, why are you looking at this and pressing “Enter”

> WOMAN DETECTED

[OPINION REJECTED]

18 naked mid chicks in the showers at Berwyn

Bottom Textussy

 

[Gentlebastard]

Looking forward to when he gets his handicapped sticker and scooter so he can complain about how things are unfair for his specific self-inflicted circumstances, especially when he starts comparing himself to other disabled people who "don't really need to park that close". It'll happen, mark my words.

Well, someone has to find him attractive. It ain't the rest of us.

He's based, but man, types like he also had four strokes. I know Marines are joked as as crayoneaters but sheesh.

Their goal is to stop people from dying and rehabilitate them as much as possible. Inatagramable food isn't in their mission statement.

LOL he's a Jewish tranny who was dating a Saudi Arabian tranny? Absolutely HARAM

Jack is a Wonder Bread wop. A dim-witted dago. A bargain-bin Berlusconi.

A Moulignon Manhood Muncher.

Mayonnaise Mussolini
Scootin' Soprano

Retarded Roman
Alfredo American
Fugazzi Fettucine

Damn, that is some interesting Heresy you found there.

I know someone who trooned out 2020, got the chop in Thailand early 2021, & killed themselves by the end of the year. Tranny speedrun.

Give me 1 smoke and nek minnit I’ll be sucking trannies off behind the bus stop for a huff of petrol from the homeless abo who plays Rose Tattoo on guitar out the front of the local Woolies.

As a gay exmuslim, let me just say, a war between troons and muslims would be the highlight of my life.

It’s a story where I get to hate everyone involved.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

Buckle up buttercup, it's about to get a lot dirtier and a lot stinkier where you're headed.

So much innocence lost in these threads.
Gone forever.

 

[Seafarer]

It is like a autism arms race.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

This poor motherfucker not only falsely accused of rape, his parents named him after Olive Garden
Never had a chance

 

[Quickfix]

The Finns are just Danes if Danes were Chinese.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Real life isn't Dragon Ball Z. It doesn't matter how long grandma has been training karate. I punch her in the head once and it's naptime forever.