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[Meat Target]

Fuck off hypothetical space niggers. We're full. You can crash on the moon if you want to.

 

[NoReturn]

The Samurai tradition of Seppuku always seemed to me incomprehensible, alien, and senseless as a Westerner. The Biblical concepts of "sins of the father" and sacredness of life ingrained in me, as well as the heavily individualistic American mindset, were completely incompatible with the concept of killing oneself to prerserve honor. Forgiveness and redemption are paramount and the cornerstones of Christianity, after all. Even more baffling was killing oneself to preserve your family's honor, being held responsible to that extent for the choices and iniquities of others.

Having seen this disgusting freak and then hypothetically put myself in the position of his father, I can now say that I genuinely get it. I wouldn't know how else to make amends for what I had sired and unleashed upon the world. Nothing else could show my genuine regret and shame to my countrymen. There is no other action capable of sincerely expressing my profound remorse. I am and was responsible for the outcome of that thing, and now society must pay the price.

I'm not advocating for the practice of Seppuku by any means, but for the first time in my life, I understand.

 

[Ken Barlow]

...Some of us ACTUALLY have shit to do and people to fuck. Like your mom....

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Yo, I hope niggas I don’t like get anal raped by a ton of gays, their assholes full of sperm as they are like “ooohhh, nooo… my anus” struggling not to drop the massive loads from their rectum into the jailhouse pavement to be mocked.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

Imagine a world where there's nothing but people who take Dyn's bait seriously

Doesn't it have a scene where the main character masturbates while vomiting? I've heard this but haven't bothered reading it because it's a million page fucking fallout mlp crossover. I don't think it's worth your time.

Looks like I know where to go to find my cute tomboy autistic femcel girl friend

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

As a top-ranked skiller, they were notorious among players for criticising changes to the game that "devalued" all the time they had spent cleaning lamps

From an article about an autist whose RuneScape account was hacked.

 

[The Legend 27]

"> Play Harry Potter
>Black people in the castle
> Uninstall and refund
Seriously, it just kept taking me out of the game and I stopped enjoying it."
Alternatively, read this 4chan screenshot ( not mine ).

 

[Brain Power]

So if you have a suprapubertal catheter, can they pump fluid into it for the experience of pissing INFINITELY?

You guys are just jealous about the upgraded vagina with a built in shit deflector. Now he can continue to wipe back to front and all you can do is seethe.

I've learned so much about the urinary system from this thread. I have so much goddamn respect for that system now compared to never even thinking about it a year ago.

these stupid niggers, he said "in minecraft." how can you interpret that as a death threat

 

[Table Country]

I also like Dick.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO

"In five cases, she requested waxing of her scrotum."

Harvard. Harvard. That is all.

 

[vomitusdeux]

your wife is going to leave you and take the kids because you’re an incompetent cuck who sticks up for trannies on kfarms, the end.

But what's the "female" version of what testosterone (abuse) does to your junk? Apparently it's what is known as "smelly puss."

Stinkditches full of sand sounds like a fun time.

Trooned out because of two chin hairs?!
Detrooned because piss smell?!

How can a kid not be traumatized from this face alone? Looks pretty much like what you'd expect from a diaper fetishist

Nobody tell this retard that women should not ever douche. It's probably the only thing keeping his own crotch-zoo from eating him alive

no muslim ever tried to doxx me

Sorry, all we have is nigger cocks

You could duct tape a frankfurter to a chicks crotch, and these pooners would be all: “OMG! Looks soooo nice! How’s sensation?”

I think “Pee problems” to describe 4 months of constant UTIs is underselling it a bit. “URINARY DISASTER” is more like it.

*Leakage which seeps through the pants.*

*Milking piss for several minutes*

*Piss just kinda leaks downwards instead of a stream…*

But it gets worse:

ur heckin’ valid dude is back to… Sitting down to pee!

A little reminder that you can mock nature all you want, but nature will have the last word and she’s a based bitch.

NEW ROTDOG JUST DROPPED!

You’re LARPing as a Jew. Which shouldn’t come as a great surprise from someone who also LARPs as a woman.

So there are quite a few with Elephant Dick's lovecraftean tentacle phallotastrophe showing up

Furry big titty moth-diaper-Mohammed, 3 -2-1 GO!

What was it like riding the short bus to school? Did you feel special?

Don’t know about you, but I could live a long and happy life not knowing that post-op FTMs need to LITERALLY milk piss out of their rotdogs.

well i am. Women’s genitalia are neat and tidy, and then someone vandalises the pretty by stitching a giant bloodless slug onto them…

"Sorry I can't go to the gay bar with you tonight, my king, I have dialysis in the morning. Still worth it to not have to sit to pee!"

Dahmer didn't see POC as human beings, he saw them as sex toys and meat, what makes them think he'd be pro-trans?

But did she carve Josh Moon into her flesh?

(No, I was not molested.)

I don't watch the jew in the box

Nagoya is the 3rd largest city in Japan, so this is like if the governor of Illinois made the mayor of Chicago dress up as Spongebob

What's a spic nigger doing in Ireland?

Imagine how humiliating it would be to have a friend call a restaurant because you might be too fat to even sit at a table.

i do not sincerely wish physical harm with kitchen utensils on the gay retard puppet man with the gayest retardest pikmin video ever made, only that he is sued into oblivion by the cookie monster. Thank you.

When they stop me sneeding, I just look at my actual, real, tits and my actual, real vagina and think of them seething and dilating. TWNBAW.

Why would lovecraft write a "racemixing bad" story right after finding out he's welsh?

The "trust" issue is that you have a penis.

I've bought a fido2 u2f chip and I'll see if I can support this obscene level of protection for your kiwi farms shitposting account on the next iteratin.

"New this fall from the SJW network, it's "Hanging with "Mr".Pooner!"

"I haven't microwaved a diaper in a minute"

I didn't know Cartoon Aviators were required to be circumcized...

he is.... Tranny Soprano

If I lived in Oregon, however briefly, I'd probably want to kill myself too.

I for one am shocked that a methhead who microwaves used dumpster diapers would be a sick freak.

Instead of telling people to kill themselves, I will now tell them to go to Oregon.

Where the fuck is there AI audio of Pamperchu to begin with?

Let me give her they troonshine. Sounds insanely ghetto lol.

Did the Horsemen of the Munchie Pocalypse finally take her to that big, infected port in the sky?

 

[JustSomeDong]

This feels like one of those lawsuits so stupid you know you're in America.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You ever need a priest and a bag of junk for your dog?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It could also be some loner hikikomori dying of a heart attack and the gook cartoon ai is just happily making weird nya nya noises.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

All I have to say is... Beware the Ides of Mulch

Edit:

You are schizophrenic. Take your meds and get off of the internet.
You are schizophrenic. Take your meds and get off of the internet.
You are schizophrenic. Take your meds and get off of the internet.
You are schizophrenic. Take your meds and get off of the internet.
You are schizophrenic. Take your meds and get off of the internet.
You are schizophrenic. Take your meds and get off of the internet.
You are schizophrenic. Take your meds and get off of the internet.

 

[Meat Target]

Oh boy. I can't wait to be mowed down by a bald tired hooptie driven by a Moorish sovereign citizen who doesn't consider "red" a legitimate color.

I mean, if you want to be part of global capatalisim, you play ball with the CIA or the CIA plays ball with your head.

 

[doodoocaca]

If we want to use your elephant analogy, libertarians and conservatives are regular people touching the leg or the side or whatever, but lefties are holding the dick and conclude that it must be a nigger because it's such a huge dick. And when the other people tell them it's not a nigger instead of listening they freak out and call them racist.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That is not what you want you disingenuous piles of dog shit.

Tom is going to die in jail.

We both pointed out that bullshit last year.

The overall Sovereign Citizen attitude wouldn't mesh well with his savior complex.

"uhm i just like breeding lol"

Well, we have group homes for other kinds of retards. They should definitely have tard wranglers of some kind, though.

put your bets, how long till the male feminist tries to sexually harass someone?

I'm betting 10 bucks on a good 3 months

 

[Gentlebastard]

Providing links to abortion clinics is super serious business.

Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor

Sounds like something redditors would find wholesome

"Oh, what's on the bullshit bingo today? I guess I brag online about how I am going to piss myself to get attention!"

more importantly, how is this even a meme? theres no joke, no punchline, no reference, no one-liner, nothing, literally just "look! fags!"

replace the troon screeches with undead moans and you have great b-roll for a zombie apocalypse mockumentary

I just wanna chase ghosts bruh!

"Mom, I can't afford rent because I'm a full-time reddit moderator"
Get the fuck out

commenters note that the interview is awkwardly stilted, but of all possible scenarios between current year Joe Biden and a female impersonator, it’s the best of all possible outcomes

Ya know, if I didn't know better....I would say this is some sort of giant narcissistic, fetishistic larp.


Nah, couldn't be.

reminds me so much of a smelly anarchist manchild I once knew (he trooned out)

>vigilante groups to protect our neighborhoods
i can guarantee that the cops will immediately start cracking down extremely hard if they try that.
not on the vagrants of course, but on the vigilantes. can't have such mean things in our progressive utopia, no no no!

We need a glowie reacc on The Farms, frens.

if a redditor claims to have an abusive family, there is a 99% chance that the "abuse" is Mom refusing to cook tendies

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

I'm not from Paraguay. I just know random stuff. I also know Governor-Dictator of Louisiana, U.S. Senator, and one-time populist presidential candidate before his assassination, Huey Long was well-liked by Paraguay because he sided with Paraguay during their war with Bolivia, which he claimed was orchestrated by Standard Oil operating through Bolivia.
Why do I know this? I don't know. Well, in this case, it's Hearts of Iron 4: Kaiserreich. But the greater "why" question of "why am spouting random facts on a hypnosis porn site relating to 19th and 20th Century figures" is still without answer.