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[Gentlebastard]

He later described himself as "heteroflexible." Basically "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20."

Essentially, a "thug" is a gay black man doing fruity things (a cousin of "Buck Breaking," if you will).

You did something for your wife, do you want a fucking cookie?

There's literally no reason to post this except to prove to people that you're such a great guy.

You think he got where he is today by ever not wanting a cookie?

"Listen stalker child. You fell for my trap. I have innumerable pairs of dirty crapped briefs, child. "

I swear this is turning me into a crazy conspiracy theorist ready to lock myself in a cabin in the woods to write a manifesto.

God, I just want to scrape some of that grease off the top of his head and apply it to those tragic ends.

Why oh god why did I not listen to the warning.

If you wouldn't scream a fact about yourself to a crowded bar, don't post it on Twitter.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I have a special account with Oneechanbara, Senran Kagura and shit like that on my will for my father

That way he'll find some relief that as much of a racist bigoted autistic reclusr i was, at least i wasnt gay

 

[Aunt Carol]

I regret making a lasagna for that bitch.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I kissed a girl on the penis.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

...or so the South Africans would have you believe

Many years ago there was a creepy guy following me on MySpace, and however many times I created a new account, Tom added himself to my friends list.

(TW: anime)

Unless he only eats shit from other vegans, he's a secondary carnivore.

Luv it when i is shaggin a real puss puss, 'ate dangling bits expect me own, 'ate shagging aresholes and 'ate shaggin open wounds. Simple as.

When you go to prison, the most important thing in your life is gonna be booty. A man's butt. Booty, getting some booty is more important than eating food. It's more important than drinking water.

"We lost Cedar in a goating accident, now get off my property."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Do proper feeding troughs come in multiple bright fun colors?

The local fuck and suck is run by the notorious alt-right figure known as Sneed.

If you don't hear from me by tomorrow, she killed me in a fit of rage.

 

[Meat Target]

According to the LGBTQXP++ zygotes can indicate a legally compelling desire to alter their sex via Chinese horse piss injections and Mengele-tier medical experiments. If that's the case 8 year olds can certainly be held responsible for being sexual deviants.

Can't have one without the other, fags.

 

[Sissyagamben]

transcript:
"How do I know I'm autistic? What signs are there? Or do I just know?"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Emergent viral plagues are a hobby of mine.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

the florida plate is orange BALLS on the DICK and you can't convince me otherwise.

The last state I heard of that was thinking about changing its flag was Massachusetts (that's Injun for Massive Jew Tits)

 

[Kept Ya Waiting Huh]

who the fuck screams "AMBATUKAM" while vigorously jacking off in a car?

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

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It’s going as well as you thought it probably would.

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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I bet he was wearing a frilly apron and French maid outfit and sobbing while doing this

who is gonna make my anime if the japs die out?

Trannies are gonna do that for you and you will like it.

Funny how incels have learned how to break the system.

Having $500 makes you part of the West Virginian elite.

I'll suck dick for cock before I live in Detroit. I have standards

He's making a joke about the exchange rate of dick to cock, it's pretty nuanced and intellectual so don't blame yourself if it went over your head.

 

[Sprate Header]

This post is now a death threat

 

[Spud]

Don't be a savage. Jordan Peterson started with clean your room, I will end it with clean your ass.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Do these randoms have to come from posts on Kiwi Farms? If not I'd like to nominate this gem from a Daily Mail article today:

Jelly Roll is not his legal name.

Who is Jelly Roll? American convict-turned-singer won 3 CMT Awards

Jelly Roll won Male Video of the Year, Male Breakthrough Video of the Year, and Digital-First Performance of the Year at the CMT Awards 2023

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Meiwaku]

I take a big serrated knife and I cut myself while listening to the hits of the 80's

I don’t know how to accurately describe the way reading this thread made me feel other than it’s the same feeling I assume you get when you’re pushed out of a plane without a parachute.

Truly there is no bottom to the pit of degeneracy.

I'm not American, so the hispanic population is pretty low here. Also I'm very racist, which contributes to my dating woes.

 

[Stormer_1]

More like Linkara after his gay muppet gangbang with the green M&M gave birth to that faggot in a freak accident

 

[Gentlebastard]

They shouldn't be embarrassed for being white.

They should be embarrassed for being jannies for black people, and being proud of it.

It's moments like these that make me think, you know, maybe my grandmother was onto something when she just let herself waste away after her stroke and die right then and there.

While he always looks like a fat faggot, this may be the single most effeminate, faggoty picture of this fatso. With the bitchest of tits.

I too sometimes embarrass my wife in public. However I have to plan it out. Patrick does it by his mere existence.

If these retards had a pet rock, they'd somehow find a way to kill it.

I like dogs, and no dog deserves any part of a troon in their mouth.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

but my autism and fatphobia and I set out to prove it once and for all