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[Return of the Freaker]

P.S.: I've found Twitter niggers to be a lot less cocky lately now that we know their cornstarch secrets.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The simplest answer imo is that he has pissed off a litany of people, one of which was somehow an even bigger faggot than he is and is now swatting because Pat hurt their fee fees.

That's a small difference in wording, but a big difference in how retarded it was.

I mean, who would steal the notebook full of the jokes of a failed wisconsin comedian?

I was thinking that it sounded like something from “Hook,” then I remembered that “Hook” is his favorite movie. He thinks the war in Ukraine could be like the food fight scene or the humorous lost boys vs. pirates grand finale. He possibly imagines himself as the fat kid who rolls himself up into a ball in order to bowl down fascists pirates.

we’ll never know what may have made the difference for this heavily overweight, stupid man.

Hook being Pat's favourite movie is one of the most fucked-up things I've heard about him.

The allegation that Patrick Tomlinson kills, butchers, and grinds the flesh of black kids, to make pepperoni, is a complete fabrication.

If he did, the exercise and high protein diet would not afford him the Rubenesque and voluptuous curves that he teases us with.

Stop polluting this thread with misinformtion.​

Dontcha know the police tells people who get SWATed that the first thing after they should do is write about it on social media to farm likes?

You get God's judgement, with a side of bacon.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Attentionwhore powerlevels to oblivion in the Jazz thread:

When I was 16 years old, I found that I loved men and of course cock. I started to go into the gay bars in my city, for older men to pick me up. I sucked their dicks and enjoyed being fucked.

My mind was clear, if I got the body of a woman and the pussy, then I would get the men that refused me.

They that I got kicked out home, I made a visit to the same transgender woman that gave me the hormones. In less than a half hour I was wiinning money sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass.

 

[Tiresome]

I'd fuck back off to reddit but they banned me for transhobiap

 

[Sprate Header]

spilling all his shota & prolapse spaghetti to all and sundry

 

[Positron]

 

[Aunt Carol]

No thousand year utopia because of LobsterBoy669, hope you're happy.

Hurry up buddy, there's a line and some people need get home to dilate before their wound closes.

 

[BirdUp]

 

[conodont]

This is the view from outside my window

 

[Jaimas]

This Jew-nigger tranny system has the sheer inertia, the institutional backing and the support of the increasingly deracinated sexually confused masses behind it, it will last another century or more.

 

[Gentlebastard]

There's a lesson here, in turning your retardation from a weakness to a source of power.

Please Christ have mercy on my soul for saying this BUT the number of "normal" fans that exist for Harry Potter far outweigh the crazy danger haired troons who worship the series like zealots of who have cooked their brains on peyote except they aren't that cool and are just retarded.

Fuck off, fix the shit you made or I will forcefeed it to you at an arby's.

We did it boys

Segregation is back in fashion

Lol, unwashed pedophile looking faggot

Inb4 manual transmission is declared white supremacy.

But no one wants to steal my 2012 Kia covered in Anime stickers and filled with Starbucks wraps. Not sure why.

How can you be a carjacker and not know how to drive a car?? That’s like being a burglar and not understanding that windows can be opened or broken.

What kind of faggot only knows how to drive an automatic?

Oh come on, what guy hasn’t done a friendly penis inspection on his fellow doods before the big game?

"They're trying to kill me! That's why they timed the swatting to exactly when they know I'm not home!"

In another case where the plaintiff wasnt a terminally online retard this may be the case

thank god for the alt text. i am blind, deaf and dumb so i really appreciate lolcows who keep their content accessible. my caregiver just translates my pained retard moans into tweets

grab a phone book first and place it over the area you wish to punch. Then start whaling on the book. Again, it’ll keep visible evidence of abuse (like punch-induced welts and bruises) from forming.

A rolled-up newspaper used like a club doesn’t leave the tell-tale marks that normal beatings do.

This is not to say that fascists haven't violently seized power and are literally genociding all of us uwu catgirls as we speak.

 

[conodont]

What if Chris fucked his granny?
What if Chris was into trannies?
What if Chris was openly gay?
What if Chris was Michael Bay

 

[Meat Target]

DAMN! Those are the saggiest titties I've ever seen on a woman that young. Looks like they slapped two flapjacks on her and called it good.

 

[DumbDude43]

unattractive women can be horny all they want, but when they write fan fiction about Snape gang banging the fucking teletubbies, I am gonna reserve the right to be grossed out.

 

[Blitzsneed]

The Nigger is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a jogger, coon, porch monkey, moon cricket, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a cornstarch eater and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “Shhhhhhiiieeeeeeeeeeeeet I beez found out.”

 

[Blasterisk]

Dude, teen boys like futa hentai at BEST

You're just jealous because you've never gotten a gunt job.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Socialized people pull their punches, but mega autists have no semblence of restraint. The strength of a tard comes from their indifference.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

No more fruitfull interspecies romances. Elf milfs won't be able to breed with human shotas. Orcs women won't be able to breed with elvish neets, and human bards will be free from child support payments.

 

[Hepativore]

It's a great day for vaginal odor!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Are we just gonna ignore that the colors for both the flag and symbol look like fucking shit? It's the "pissed your jeans" pride flag!

This is the ugliest generation we've ever produced. They're all morbidly obese, frail, and pale. Not surprised so many of them think they're "aromantic".

There should be a new Klan but just for hating trans people.

It kills me on the inside knowing of folks who associated with the second meme and expected to also rise up in the "normie-beta war".

I fucking hate the fact I even typed that.

Peruvians as a people are almost as short as Ralph.

I don't know anything about this Slade guy besides he was forced out of Goober group and is super racially ambiguous

'Cutting off' someone from something is some laughable fuckery. Almost as laughable as the 'witch's' face which looks like it can be easily rent apart by a rogue magnet. Their greatest foe is a Tom and Jerry skit.

I can 100% believe that the is the phenotype of a bpd whore with 10+ mental illnesses and personality disorders. To begin with, someone with that many piercings in her face probably isn't sane.