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[The Great Citracett]

 

[Meat Target]

A shovel and a shotgun can fix the Meth Fairy's friends.

 

[Positron]

What I'm saying is, trannies are the 9-11 of the Internet.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I don't think he has even read Harry Potter, because someone who has read Harry Potter at least understands how to name characters and structure sentences correctly.

Do not send them your fucking spegifesto.
(I know I'm pissing in the wind making this request)

A lot of problems in society can be solved by a combination of UBI and slab-city. Probably most problems actually.

Thanks for the big update on Kevin's new amhole!

That guy looks like the subject of an Anal Cunt song.

And suddenly all the incel troons on the ranch realized that sucking eachothers girldicks or licking amholes weren't actually all that great as they had convinced themselves it was.

They said there was no slippery slope. They said it was just for gay people and they were an exception.

More love is having a big family, getting a dog and devoting yourself to making other peoples lives better. You mean cooming constantly, you vile animal

New Sodom just dropped.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

It’s a refreshing break from the ocean of cursed anime degeneracy I’m otherwise exposed to on this site. He’s into shit like Star Trek, not “Rape Rape Pedo-Chan Adventures”.

 

[ComStar]

As a base of operations you cannot beat a fucking saloon.

 

[BlancoMailo]

I have the fire of 10,000 suns in my soul, and it's all of the transgender energy

https://www.heraldtribune.com/story...l-at-new-college-with-chris-rufo/70217794007/ (https://archive.is/ops9A)

 

[quackrock]

No man ever distinguished himself who could not bear to be laughed at.

—Maria Edgeworth, "Tales of Fashionable Life" (1812)

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

@The Last Stand fucked my grandma and my life's never been better.

Everyone enjoys lolcows whether they know it or not. Except lolcows.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Asking a Shaniqua to be polite is like drawing blood from a stone.

 

[Positron]

 

[Anne Hyroe]

 

[Gentlebastard]

The guy seems sufficiently retarded that he probably took the alopecia as proof he was becoming Lenin.

They might as well have sued the planet Neptune, Jesus, the ghost of Adolf Hitler, and the Deadly Sin of Wrath. And the restaurant where this guy ate his tendies that obviously were nutritionally deficient and caused his brain to go all wonky.

If there is another called Super Hon, then i will arm wrestle the pretender for the honour of my girl

Poor thing looks smart.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I'm going to stand on your front lawn like I'm John Cusack in Say Anything blasting music from every band and rapper that I hate.

 

[Meat Target]

Sticking your dick in BPD is like sticking your dick in a guillotine. She might not let go of the rope, but why take the chance?

penis penis peins
I use it every day
when I'm bored or lonely
with penis I shall play!

penis penis penis
I keep it in my pants
when there's nothing else to do
I take it out to dance!

penis penis penis
it's down below my waist
when I fuck your mom
I aim it at her face!

penis penis penis
why did you start to itch?
got an STD from your mom
cause she's a dirty bitch!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

first time i ever did see some nigger cancel himself

the human tumor of imageboards

Grow up, give in, troon out.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Nothing screams "NPC bughive dweller" quite like renting a bicycle with a smartphone app.

Nothing screams NPC bughive dweller more than having your day ruined by niggers.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I don't mean to sound homophobic, but, seriously, FUCK THIS FAGGOT WITH RAZOR WIRE.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

How the fuck someone would notice dog hair on someone else's clothing while being fucked in the ass? Think logically. If you're being fucked in the ass (I presume that), you can't notice shit, apart from the dick in your ass.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

Death by semen ingestion.