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[Gentlebastard]

How pathetic is everybody involved. If you restrict internet access from these people, they'd lose their sense of self and purpose.

Mashallah Dear Feeder speaks truth.

Wow. I'd forgotten all about this reprehensible cunt since my last comment many, many pages ago.

you are a cunt -- a soulless, truly horrifically looking neo-vagina. I mean, there's no dispute about this.

Stare decisis, bitch.

I only wear pants to be polite.

Who could've predicted this upstanding young man would turn out to be a criminal sex pervert?

“Oh no! I now have to do what I preached! The horror!”

Oh, please. I'm gay, and I call this guy a faggot. You have my permission and my blessing.

Physiognomy has been denied its rightful place among the sciences, thanks to the machinations of evil ugly people.

"Your honor, the faggot is the criminal here. Why am I being punished by being given his used cum-rags?"

Not gonna lie, that's really gay. But not in the liberal sense where you'd be forced into a dress.

You acted like uncouth apes over the last fucking banana.

Today I found out that all forms of government are secretly socialism.

I guess this is because the new bottom of the barrel is a deeper level of hell than even we thought was possible as teenagers and young adults.

first time i ever did see some nigger cancel himself

It's amazing how much better your life can be if you just choose not to be a giant pussy.

does japan even has furries on the level as ours? I mean they they have all kinds of degeneracy, I doubt their furries are as much as an issue as they are in the west, especially given how their culture works.

Seriously, publishing funny opinions on a website isn't crossing the Josh's Maginot Line Of P00 and touching the P00.

Geez Louise that is an ugly chair. That's not even junior high school shop class for retards spice rack level quality or appearance.

Users of the British leftist/anarchist subreddit /r/GreenandPleasant are outraged that the BBC have misgendered a transgender child rapist. Because that's clearly the most important part of all this.

Journalists should be put in a ditch and the ditch should be set on fire. I fucking hate journalists so much it's unreal.

You forgot the second step between those two: piss and shit in the ditch.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

We need to have these classic bangers:

 

[Meat Target]

a heretic who scoffed at the Wheel of Catherine would turn sheet white when threatened with the Chair of Fatrick and renounce his heresy immediately.

 

[Positron]

I tried to look convincingly straight and cisgendered

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

“Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.”

 

[Local Fed]

I always wondered what the Italians used before tomatoes came along. It's almost like they were waiting for some missing piece of their soul.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT ALDI.

The more you loved a former lover, the more you hate them when they leave you for some Portuguese guy.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

In 2010, I stole a 3lb bag of feta cheese.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Crazy hoes need love too.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

it's like a fucking robot running algorithms to determine if it should run rape.exe or not.

It'd be like trying to fuck some psycho woman you've known for years who has PTSD from being raped by niggers and you show up in blackface.

 

[Gentlebastard]

More homeless and welfare leeches should practice canadian healthcare..

YOU VILL TAKE ZEE METRO AND SIT NEXT TO THE FENTANYL SCHIZO COSPLAYING AS MICHAEL JACKSON OR ELSE!

... Now why does using trains to solve a surplus population problem seem familiar...

Sounds like that problem can be remedied by an Austrian of a different kind.

Throwing people into the water actually is a very Greek move. I hope they release the Kraken too.

"Tommy has come down bad with a case of full-blown AIDS, no school for him for a couple weeks."

I guess in a land of unemployed soy faggots the behammered man is king.

I have seen many naked old ladies and let me tell you, the average 75 year old woman (even with big ones) has less saggy boobs

It's fat and I would not have sex with it.

It's a shame that the "Captain Kutchie Key Lime Pie" bot \ autist no longer operates.

Fuck I missed you guys so much before my boomer ass found out about Tor.

I mean, it was a lot.

being a smug asshole online is these people's entire personality

I'm not even saying that to be edgy or spiteful.

I, for one, am saying this out of spite: I wish that a lot of them would just kill themselves, but unfortunately my wishes are rarely granted.

 

[Aspiring Artist]

This chick is either fucking crazy or this is some 5D underwater backgammon slander gayop.

It's always funny when troons talk about their post surgery bodies like they're naturally occuring objects. Like, the ancient primeval troons would wander the Serengeti until some affirming lions gored their bodies into alignment or something.

 

[Shard]

This is not a brag as having spice tolerance doesn’t mean anything. We all know that what makes a real man is his alcohol tolerance.

 

[Markass the Worst]

I preferred to be called a micro trollcow because A. I have very small relevancy and B. I like to troll a lot and be funny, thus making me a trollcow.

 

[Monolith]

It's me, I'm Gey Poope.

 

[Gentlebastard]

well ive been too busy with a new pitbull to train in the art of baby mauling ...

"You have to move your car with your feet!"
"No stalker, I yabba-dabba-don't."

Why bother when you can just hire a baby hitman off Tor.

I may be posting this from Tor right now, but at least I know the owner of the site isn't being spitroasted by trannies and kikes.

>when you bend over backwards for glowies and trannies and still get sued

Absolutely amazing. Next time someone suggests that Josh just play ball with the tranny freaks, I'm showing them this article.

For reference, the current top thread is just people posting dolphin porn.

Lizards just can't live in a 90% methane and watermelon atmosphere, they need oxygen.

 

[RACISM]

committing a sort of seppuku with dicks instead of swords.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

I would rather shove a body pillow up my ass than fuck a tranny (no homo).

The US used to spread Democracy™, now it's anal sex.

No niggers in Florida would be the best thing to happen to alligators this century...

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Kiwi Farms（ The official Chinese name 「 Sandwich Farm」）

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's amazing how this guy is so retarded he can't go two lines without making a giant fat fool of himself.

this man could have been a successful drywaller, maybe even a plumber, but unfortunately he either got too much or not enough meth.

"Do you like my tactical parasol, uwu?"

YAAAASS!!! My favorite predatory multinational corporate hegemony supports anal sex between men.

His forehead's still expanding into territory that should be held by his hair. The council has spoken and he has been deemed fat even then. Even when you could see his Adam's apple there's chins lying in ambush there, come on. Also cover your bitch tits, man, have you no shame?

The last MATI was like four-and-a-half hours, and I'm pretty sure like one-and-a-half of that was spent on people suggesting anime to you, that Megumin guy, and people asking you questions about anime.

Two-and-a-half were taken up by that stalker girl who wants to sit on your face sending you hundreds of dollars, and the remaining half hour was spent on lolcows. As it should be.

Do you like wheelchairs, trannies, and furries in your games? Do you like trannies and furries at your table? Do you think orcs and drow are racist? Is Gary Gygax racist? Is the Imperium of Man fascist? If not than you're not welcomed there

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

lol, I was born in 2004 pal. FYI: my birth date is 2004, March, 1st. I have experienced the golden age of the internet and I bet you haven't kek.