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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I remember searching for nazi websites or neo nazi forums when I was 11 or 12, and one of the results that came back was a fetish website with a title that said something like: "Gay men who find men in nazi uniforms attractive."

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It's because your bitch clits are disgusting to look at, you spotted hyena skinwalker.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

its colombia, not columbia you fucking retard

brave didnt autocorrect it so therefore don't give a fuck, get a country with an easier spelling name

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Who needs LSD when I can blow your fucking mind with a Kiwi Farms post.

 

[doodoocaca]

Maybe I am being autistic but it seems like these troons are not running a proper cost-benefit analysis before they put their plans into action.

 

[Francesco DeIIamorte]

I'm mildly concerned that this site is pretty much my only source for actual news. The other is Funnyjunk but new news only shows up if they can meme it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I think you are putting too much stock into the FTC and Sony's position in this fight, Pony.

Don't call me that, nigger.

 

[LurkTrawl]

At least you have standards, even if they are fucking retarded.

 

[RACISM]

It's not a joke. You're a genuine retard.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The docking must go on!

I see that crazy cat lady has evolved into crazy negro-owning lady.

Dude is fucking nuts.

And I love him for it.

From this:

[TLDR, the Greys find out I'm gay, and my parents go apeshit.]

scroll down a tiny bit and be offered girldick

So respectable.
So wholesome.

fellas, have aliens ever told you that you were trans?

How can you post this with a straight face?

If I was a redditor I would recognise that reddit is a lost cause, there's no negotiating with spez and flock to a place that doesn't hate its users (like Kiwifarms). Then again I'm not a redditor because I have a brain.

Do you hear the jannies seethe?
Sperging the words of failed men.
Its the music of the janitors,
Who will not have power again.

They would sweep it up for free
while grooming kids with HRT
Now they lost their broom
and will never become a "She"!

Uh oh, Should have used that money on funko pops and soylent instead.

It would appear he's in the market for a third, even better wife. He brings a lot to the table, shitty home made furniture, shitty backwards fences, fuck, he might even make a shitty table if you play your cards right.

I'm a woman of fine tastes, and won't settle for anything less than a half-hovel with a well-salted garden of overgrown weeds AND the best basement-made ethnic spices money can buy!

Now it seems even this saint of a man decided that a "fuck this asshole lmao" was in order

the legality of crossing state strike lines with a loaded synopsis

pork is kosher when eaten at a Chinese place

Nothing's better for a guy who's had multiple strokes than 4 greasy ass pizzas.

People were buying entire collections of imaginary child abuse stories. I don't know who was buying these or why, but every single possible answer to that question is depressing in some way.

i assume simple, morbid curiosity played a large role in it

So I was checking some retard's posts and stumbled upon this

Eh. I guess he really does have no shame. Thought he was just an attention whore but being a real whore makes sense too.

It's all about threatening to murder the mother and newborn the second she's born. One weird trick They don't want you to know.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

All hail Based Putin, Protector of the White Race!

 

[Meat Target]

Personally, I wouldn't mingle my assets with an ongoing felonious pepperoni operation.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

“Hey, princess, why do you sound like a man?”

 

[Spergichu]

You know you fucked up when Holocaust Nigga is the only person giving sane advice in your replies.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

got slapped around so hard in Europe the fat bitch turned into a cubism

 

[demicolon]

You certainly don't want coomer-Rover around teens and children.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm betting he enjoys the finer swill and Sysco burgers of life a bit too much to go full ungovernable trailer-park-couch-farting nigger without a fixed address or a cognizable credit score

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Note : We're now at the part of Nick's story where he's explaining his creepy sex kinks to a CGI turkey.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'd believe Sonichu being a real tangible existing sentient being before I believe Ethan Ralph was sober for 48hours.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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I know a girl who's whole neo-vagina fell out twice and she's fine... now.