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[Vott]

 

[Gentlebastard]

Getting downvoted on reddit usually means you said something sensible that the vast majority of sane people would agree with and that only is wrongthink to pedditors.

I believe Full Screen DVDs are a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

It is a shame that the Napster generation did not pass down that wisdom unto their children. In a perfect world, millions of zoomers must seed.

I love prisons, they're always so heckin diverse and progressive with their representation!

Deport niggers. Put niggers onto an airplane. March niggers onto a boat. Store niggers in shipping containers. Fire niggers from a cannon pointed at Africa. Order niggers over the border at gunpoint. Board niggers upon submarines. Slice niggers with a katana to make efficient use of space.

I choose to believe, because it's funnier that way.

One notable group chat is the "ama" chat, where if you ask jack anything he gets angry and deletes your messages.

Trust takes years to build and seconds to break. You don't deserve to be believed. Suck one cock, you're a cocksucker forever.

Imagine your last moments on Earth being spent on your phone trying to mock the Dilbert guy.

Normies tend to feel bad for retards and don't enjoy laughing at them like we do.

I'm no psychologist, I'm just a sperg on the internet that notices patterns.

KNEEL before the limestone butthole.

I figured it was going to be a sculpture of two gay niggers rutting like feral beasts but I set my artistic expectations too high.

Granny doesn't give a fuck, she needs to go to her anual bingo nights, even if it means killing a few pedestrians.

Call me a centrist, but I think there is a middle ground between neglecting your dog and fucking it.

She trademarked her name; somewhere in a parallel universe, a doppelganger is getting a cease and desist letter.

I'm sorry, but the woman asking "Are you ok?" to a man laying as a crumpled Yamcha pile in a pool of his own blood got a laugh out of me because of how absurd it was.

"Kīwī Fāmzu: za maintsu ofu intānetto kureshi"

Why do you think there's a trans genocide going on?

If fucking only.

People who would neglect and mistreat an animal as cute as the alpaca have to be ontologically evil.

 

[Ken Barlow]

How does she continue to lack the self awareness NOT to post about her vagina on Facebook?

 

[Stan]

I know the n-word is your favorite word, but you really need to check yourself. I'm the least black person I know.

 

[Panzerfrau]

The gamete between a sperm and an egg would presumably be a sperg, and goodness knows we've seen more than our share of spergs here.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Gentlemen, I give you the medieval version of the Navy Seal Copypasta:

What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the King's Guard; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracen and the Moor; whereas by mine hands have fallen Turkish barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the primate boxer; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of Our Majesty's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Varangians, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Kiwi Free Company lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to burn down thy village, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursed simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast quarrelled thy last, child.

 

[Vesperus]

It's called a crusade, Kyle
~some dead retard


From https://kiwifarms.net/threads/advoc...klyn-bus-with-girlfriend.172819/post-16918221

(Sorry, I fixed the grammar)

 

[Yaya]

like is he andromnyous or able to have kids without a sex partner like those certain squids or something?

 

['Ole Dente]

I can't wait for the footage of some total retard assaulting Hassan live on stream to surface. Fuck that bespectacled faggot.

 

[Mr Bunny]

God just makes better idiots.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The gamete between a sperm and an egg would presumably be a sperg, and goodness knows we've seen more than our share of spergs here.

I've missed the Leprechaun spoon thief more than I thought I would.

You might have given me erectile dysfunction.

"Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse."

 

[Pissmaster]

Fuck 'em. I thrived through lockdown. Strangers were afraid to make eye contact, let alone make small talk. The freeways were finally navigatable. The future is autistic and antisocial, and it's fine by me.

 

[Skitarii]

Socrates the Manhater

 

[Clotso Coof]

I was coming into the article to rag on the author and demand they choke down my star-spangled nuts, but this was actually in favor of all the wild shit we've come up with.

 

[Aunt Carol]

>things (a)re happening

thats a good way of putting it
just generally speaking, really...

things certainly are happening

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I tried to use one of those services once but my sample got rejected because I had too many chromosomes

 

[Aunt Carol]

"My dad had me arrested for allegedly breaking into the house he calls his but that should rightfully be mine and I can't even afford a taxidermist for my cat."

 

[retard strength II]

"my method of getting health must include corn dogs"

 

[Deep Noise]

My system doesn't work. This site will be destroyed by its own userbase eventually.

 

[Shard]

Why are they so stuck up? If they can abort a couple of hundred thousand kids a year let the boys run some over with their cool rides.