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[Tablet County]

My waifu has never once disappointed me or let me down, unlike my damn real wife.

God exists because when I die I'll never have to see retarded and gay discussions on religion ever again and if that isn't a divine gift, I don't know what is.

 

[Londo]

This retarded post exemplifies why every user with the fresh meat tag deserves rape and torture.

 

[Gentlebastard]

All of Reddit is delusional, it's just that the gangstalking people have much funnier delusions than the rest of Reddit.

He's so deep in the closet he could sell Real Estate to Aslan.

A tale in two faces. One is your fun uncle or your dependable neighbor, the other is the asshole who screams when he doesn't win the church chili social.

Is it finally confirmed he has to psych himself up at length to face an actual vagina?

How nerdy and autistic do you want to go?

That genital mix probably smells like a Reuben.

Eh... at least she's not fucking dogs.

Yet.

to the retarded glowie monitoring this site and sees this, legally this is a J O K E

You shouldn't know this. You should feel deeply ashamed for sharing this sick knowledge with us.

im paid for getting shit on by niggers, this is why you should hear me on this very important topic...

he is like a dog but has a lot worse personality

There is no way a testosterone-riddled bull like Jack would be okay with his woman out-ordering him at a sub shop. And to establish his dominance over her he bit off a huge chunk of her sammich as well.

 

[Meat Target]

What if I told you I don't give a shit about niggers in a sandbox 6-8k miles away regardless of if their preferred headdress is a towel or a beanie missing its propeller?

 

[Skitarii]

why are half the new threads in this subforum about pedophilia

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I like how the family acknowledges that he diddu somfin' but then still claim he dindu nuffin'.

 

[Skitarii]

I have a vision of a Galaxy overrun by niggers from Core to rim.

 

[FarmVille]

The feds invented the term "conspiracy theorist" as a way to wave away people who noticed too much.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

All the people who support this nonsense need to be "ventilated" by a "metal-distributung detachment".

If this Yaniv-looking (((pedo))) isn't a tranny, I'll eat my own dick.

Women can't even have genitals without having to call it a penis.

I viddy'd her chesticles from across the bar. A bit of the old in-out thought I, if an innie she was. No foul fish oil dripping gobbet stinkditch would do this nochy or any other my fellow droogies. Your humble narrator only sticks his bolshy pan-handle in a true born devotchka.

"A reading from the Book of Niggers." Can't wait to hear that in a sermon.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

She's such a queen

I seem to recall some old eFukt video where this dude was trying to get sucked off through a GH but his peen0r was too smol. Pretty funny but also sad.

Why get so mad and serious about this? This isn't politics!

As a human rights, dignity, and justice appreciator, I vote for the first option.

you faggots couldn't group-engineer an adjustable gloryhole if 6 million lives depended on it. the solution is quite simple: the gloryhole itself is 1 foot off the ground and the wall is set on soft soil. there is a shovel in the room so each patron digs deep enough to where his or her individual dick lines up with the hole. the janitorial staff can put the dirt back in after-- that is why there are 3 of them, to avoid wait times

this "doppel-hollen" or double hole, first described in 1000 Plateaus, promotes fitness and also encourages contemplation of mortality since it's a bit like digging one's own grave. plus, the perpendicularly mirrored act of getting in a hole that allows you to then protrude through a different hole in hopes of being encompassed by a third, human hole is foundational feng shui

Told him I needed some lovin’ so he dressed me as Barb and dropped me at Chris’s.

Modernity exists to generate fat black women and homosexuals

 

[BirdUp]

Calling me gopnik is equal to you out yourself as pedophile tranny sitting on govt breadcrumbs, bitch.

 

[Meat Target]

I can't cook cheap crank with an AR-15.

 

[Tablet County]

AXSHALLAY
"Men" is the world for humans. The correct way old english to refer to human males is weremen.

That's even worse. What, do they spontaneously and violently change sex every full moon?

I'm sorry, but am I understanding that not only do Zoomers not know who Gary Coleman is and are too lazy to do a google search, they also think he's not real and that referencing him is somehow racist?

Like the falling of the Berlin wall, so too must the walls between bathroom stalls

It's pedophilia to date someone that used to be a child once.

 

[Gentlebastard]

if you're reading this, which I doubt as you probably don't understand how to use the Internet, please stop being a weird retard

What happens when a troon snd a gimp fall in love? I don't know, and I doubt it's consensual.

I used to be normal, then I let the demonic thoughts rule my life

they genuinely think they pass despite owning a mirror

not sure if i would take insult or a compliment on being ADL's website

troons have rigid and stereotypical views of gender roles that make the Taliban look like David Bowie

“My therapist keeps suggesting actual reasons for our problems and refuses to ignore the elephant in the room. So… need a new therapist.”

Here is a thread in which you can see the shizo in full force

terfs are crazy because they think getting a period and being a woman are somehow linked to each other

There's only one only sticky-handed Cheeto dust huffing incel here, mate.

I made it 24 seconds and I have two statements to make.
1. Why?
2. I hate you for exposing us to this.

Trooning out when you look like that at age 50 is like having a sealed copy of Sgt Pepper's, signed by all four Beatles, that you ripped open and used for turntable scratches in your Limp Bizkit cover band.

You've got bigger balls than me, I tapped out at the thumbnail.

I've never been a religious sort but trannies have convinced me there is a devil

I hope you suffer a mild inconvenience today that makes you feel slightly bad.

 

[Aunt Carol]

ive become cautious whenever i see a hyena referred to as a "yeen" in any context

When you start thinking, "Hey, maybe L. Ron Hubbard was right about the existence of Body Thetans," you know shit's fucked up.

 

[Poonocchio]

I know Feds grow extra chromosomes when it really matters and lives are on the line, but for fuck's sake.

@Your Spiritual Liege
I still wouldn't pay that much for a "oddity"/kraft beer, especially made from biological material, taken from some Twitch whore.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Like, she read a pamphlet about it, "Is Bulimia Right for You?" but decided it was too much effort.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

My partner cannot scoop cat litter because it is a specific trigger to him.

 

[Titty Figurine]

Sending pictures of another woman's asshole to a woman is a superpower move.

When this chick was leaking lymph out of her legs she was probably like "oh it's just the healthy enzymes in this exotic fruit making me purge toxins, I feel so pure and clean now"

Strong homosexual vibes, and that's before the whole posting each other's dicks in unrelated threads for no reason shit.

America could use a biblical flood or three

You're not non-binary, you're just obese to the point where you've become androgynous.

I've never seen a thread so full of creative ways to castrate someone

It would save everyone a lot of time if the WH just read kiwifarms

Man I was just getting ready for bed and now I'm hungry for a tardcicle.

Like maybe your mom hasn't gonna full nude but the chances she's flashed your dad at a Walmart are pretty high.

You know shit got real when the Kiwifarmers start unironically quoting Sun Tzu.

we should periodically release wolves into suburbia but I haven't figured out how to help them overcome the concept of doors yet.

 

[Meat Target]

Dude, don't do roofing when you're hung over. And if you weren't doing roofing, what the absolute FUCK WERE you doing?