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[Gentlebastard]

a survivor of the great Pool Closing event of '08

Japan's fuckin' weird, man.

I would rather be the normiest normie to ever normally do normal things normally and change my name to Norman than be one of these AGP demonic freaks.

I take a few days off for a fishing trip and I miss a tranny lynching?! Can't have shit in Detroit!

I made it about 3 lines before wanting to kick a fat kid in walmart

He even fails at lying about doing martial arts, literal 15-year-old schoolyard tier.

Kendo? Oh shit, hand that man a wooden sword and he will probably slightly inconvenience you!

Sorry for using a BBC article.

Go ahead, let the incel-turned tranny with the name "Naruto Twighlight Sparkles" fly the Hornet.

Trannyism and it's consequences have been a disaster for the autistic race.

Please get some help from a professional hypnotherapist.
Please.

I'm not saying that you should 41% yourself but I'm also not saying that you shouldn't.

Furries have been part of nerd spaces for decades, but they were properly shamed and told to yiff in hell for bringing that shit up outside their circles, so it wasn't really an issue.

 

[Big Nasty]

he put the long dick of the law on his a-logs

hundreds of blacks talking about mcdonalds like it was invented by Jesus Christ himself.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

To be faggoted by @AnOminous is to be blessed with the truth.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Imagine cleaning belly button lint out of your penis... out of your penis' belly button.

 

[Point 707]

I do not eat cephalopods or lobster because to justify eating animals that intelligent you would need to be OK with eating black people (the average cephalopod is able to pass the Stanford marshmallow experiment without any issues)

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

the DSM 5 lists wicca as an eating disorder

 

[AltisticRight]

I for one am surprised at Mia Khalifa's contant anti-Jewish sentiment especially since she has had more Jews in her than Gaza.

(Constant*)
@Erasmus of Rotterdam
That was funny and even out of context it's funny.

 

[Tablet County]

The fact that you unironically used a SuperMarioLogan video to try and convey how Mad at the Internet you are automatically makes you a pedo.

"Leave the leaves" is an obvious psyop by Big Sod trying to kill all turfs.

Ask yourself, which would you sell your soul to?

Angelic, handsome chad that looks like he might actually have a good point

or

furry dancing faggot that looks like he wants to tongue fuck your eye socket.

If you like anything, don’t follow the people responsible for it on Twitter. That’s my advice.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I don't like this turn of events and wish we could get back to having panic attacks in graveyards.

 

[HamFan]

Can I quote shit I heard irl?

Did you tell them no one reads to you at home?! Don't tell them shit like that! They'll take you away from me!

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

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"It’s such a shit show, and I get it. I’m the cringe Minecraft guy that was fat, that makes bad music, that’s from Florida and has said offensive things, that cheated, that’s stubborn and an asshole and racist and homophobic and doesn’t manage his rabid fans, manipulates, etc"

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I love the flavor and I only hope the fact that it's made in a lab doesn't kill me.

 

[Sprate Header]

The next superchatter sends a message entirely consisting of "meow"s. At this point, Nick ragequits reading superchats.

 

[Gog & Magog]

"The X-Ray showed you had a broken rib, so we photoshopped it out."

 

[Tablet County]

It's ghastly how so many people here don't operate like paranoid schizophrenics.

You should be able to buy legal FDA regulated quality heroin at Walgreens.

 

[Pedophobe]

Only those that have been through the fires of Xbox Live Modern Warfare 2 can handle it here.

Kiwi Farms is a killing sound.

"I not gonna walk into _some job_ when I have _4 million subscribers on youtube_ I'm one of the original youtubers...."

"...if you look up my name you might see claims that I abused my ex wife. And that I'm a pedophile."

Mom, THE UNQUEERS ARE CAUSING ME ANXIETY.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I've girded my autism and started watching the video. I may not survive.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I'm simply asking that you not suck the cock, the best option is to run and ignore it.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I’m jealous of all cis men, of being born with that dorito muscle facilitating body and a Pepe.

 

[Johnny Salami]

if banks fail to process your paycheck & then charge you overdraft fees, you need to use your "2nd Amendment right"