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[Skitarii]

By that logic we're all niggers.

 

[Pedophobe]

Nothing gets better.

I'd have some sympathy for the nutcase if he wasn't such a deplorable human being.

“The employment of eunuchs has been a tradition since ancient times however their abuses have often led to disastrous disturbances."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sorry little girl, but I am not going to have my life destroyed trying to stop the niglet from raping you. You are on your own.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Isn't he homeless? What are you gonna sue for, his box?

 

[Tablet County]

The kiwi farmer is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a stalker, hater, troll, bigot, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a nice person and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

I applaud everyone for their insightful contribution and hope you all do well in life.

Except for the guy that spoke about making sourdough from vaginas
That shit is now stuck in my brain and I hope you rot in hell for that.

As far as I can tell, millennials are just pioneers in “eating ass.”

 

[Gentlebastard]

This bitch literally lives in an alternate reality from ours.

"Why am I not allowed to ask for the murder of every Israeli kid, for the incarceration of every single white man, and the total expropriation of all millionaires' assets including my boss? Obviously, it's because there is a right wing bias here!"

In all my years seeing sjw shit, I have never seen anything as unhinged as this.

And I've spent plenty of time in Moviebob's thread so that's saying something.

This is from r/fundiesnarkuncensored, right? It’s pure distilled essence of basic middle class single liberal white woman who thinks she’s smarter than everyone else because she has a liberal arts degree in there. Don’t get too close or you’ll spend $3K on Taylor Swift tix.

I make a special effort to don a rictus of absolute disgust whenever I see someone at the grocery store wearing a mask. I'm glad to know they notice.

>i wish he could see our relationship through an average person's eyes
a normal person sees your poly relationship and thinks "lmao these degenerates sure are weird"

I just thought it was funny that the troon is wondering why a girl ghosted him.

I don't feel like going down into a pedo hole disguising as a wholesome 100% gay furry subreddit to find information about that, so my post will end here.

>best friend photo shopped me hanging with pronouns was/were

This dipshit has this one glimmer of light in his life, his cute and innocent puppy dog, and he resents it because it activates the last shred of humanity left in him. What a cunt.

Low effort thread tax so I'm not shitting up the thread with more of my armchair psychology.

Even at its current state, I would rather read the shittiest Chan thread than even glance at Reddit or much anywhere else.

I guess there's only so many times this guys wife could walk in on him in his anime uWu outfit frantically jerking his flaccid dick to that Bambi Sleep shit before she stops seeing him as anything other than a disturbing joke.

Not gonna lie, making an ack! meme out of a tranny you know irl and showing it to them to express your disgust is a baller move. I know it's reddit, but the mental image is so hilarious I want to believe this actually happened.

I can suspend my disbelief for plenty of things, I can't go as far as to believe that people on 4chan are married and/or are having sex.

I will never tire of stories of slobbish mud-skipper tier men deciding to “open” their marriage thinking it’s going to lead to hot bi chicks flooding in, only to immediately get cucked by their wife’s new boyfriend. Never.

Everyone who joined after me is retarded.

She's right about having penis envy. What she doesn't have is a penis.

Many thanks smarter human, we retards appreciate it
I promise I’ll learn to internet one day. I think I have it all figured out and then can’t do it again.
Can see why he left that bit out lol

"Just leave us alone"
Is there any way to describe this level of irony?

Wait so men pretending to be women are ok, but a woman pretending to be a troon isn't?

The absolute state of the West.

That is quite literally the gayest looking gun I've ever seen, and I've seen an unironic bright pink MLP Kar98.

Now let us remind ourselves over Christmas that none of us are related to Pat.

Does he eventually act like an asshole, does a metric ton of booze and cocaine and streams himself paying cheap drunken whores in Vegas while wearing a Hitler mustache and looking like a shaved egg with googly eyes? Sure. But who hasn't done that amirite?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Don't know how haram this is considered, but i'm playing Nekopara Vol 1.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Sailor Moon has caused more death, degeneracy and rape than any hentai and edgy anime.

Anything. Literally any show, movie, video game, etc.

Faggots/dykes/troons/pooners/pedos and all their enablers: OMG GUYZ THIS IS TOTES QUEER REPRESENTATION! Whatever humanity leaves behind, I hope tapestries depicting these people being burned alive and beheaded and stretched out on fucking racks are among the artifacts.

 

[Local Fed]

HEY, BRO, I WANT YOUR HOT BODY
I NEED YOU TO REARRANGE MY GUTS
I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME TO SLEEP

 

[Skitarii]

Hello, Based Department? Yeah this is an emergency; I have no idea who is the most based in this situation.

The Farms are up and running again and Saddam is starting a tard fight

"So, what do you do for a living?"

"Well, I run the Twitter for Auschwitz."

 

[BirdUp]

May the Lord Jesus crush his mouth and humiliate him until he repents. That filthy low-life, spiritual dog, bastard son of the devil. Only a Bible butcher can misquote that verse. Disgusting. May the Lord Jesus save us from him.

So, have you ever been walking down the street one day, just minding your own business, when suddenly out of nowhere about 100 homosexual men started chasing you! Haha, that sounds like insanity right? But it happens, daily.

So, there was this straight guy, let's call him Alex. One sunny day, Alex was strolling through the city when he unknowingly stumbled into the middle of a vibrant gay pride parade.

The colorful floats, lively music, and joyful atmosphere caught him by surprise, but he decided to embrace the unexpected experience.

As Alex continued walking, he noticed a group of people following him. At first, he thought they were just enjoying the parade like everyone else. But as he turned a corner, he realized that about a hundred homosexual men from the parade were now chasing him!

Confused and a bit startled, Alex picked up his pace, hoping to find a way to diffuse the situation. Along the way, he encountered various obstacles like street performers, balloon animals, and even a marching band. The chaos and hilarity ensued as Alex weaved through the crowd, with the parade participants keeping up the chase.

Meanwhile, the police had been alerted about the commotion and arrived at the scene. As soon as they understood the misunderstanding, they couldn't help but chuckle. They kindly explained to the parade participants that Alex had simply stumbled into the parade by accident and was not actually a homosexual man looking for penis

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

we're gonna play fighting games and eat baconators, and talk about I-No's tits, Chun-Li's thighs, Cammy's ass, and what kind of crazy sex you'd have with each one.

 

[BirdUp]

You never posted your anus. God damn, the man asked multiple times! Post Anus ASAP.

@Strasse

 

[Londo]

@Strasse

I approve this message.

 

[BirdUp]

You are something special…. Very funny.

Laughing so much haha. =)

 

[glass_houses]

I love the idea that in a class of children discussing human anatomy and biology, the retarded student dislocates his shoulder raising his hand and yells:

"WAT ABOUT STARFISH?"

 

[BirdUp]

File down the points of a fork to be incredibly sharp, then delicately insert a cherry into your anal cavity. The next thing you have to do, is compress your image, preferably with a vacuum seal. Once you have done that, you want to very carefully take the fork, and retrieve the cherry from your ass.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Trolls back in my day of doing what you do; had eithics and manners and respect for life. I know it's gotten bad; but gee, never realized how bad it has gotten.

Kiwifarms thinks its untouchable; what happens when Null really DOES have to face the court system? will you go SUPRISE PIKACHU FACE then?

if your my Mother than what was my Grandmas name? :p

that's what I thought. Get better trolling tactics instead of relying on only my stupidity. I know your game; I've played it before.

 

[Faceless Whore]

You're guilty of appropriating Asian culture. As such, you shall be referred to as "niggerfaggot" for the rest of the week.

but.. I'm not even Black?

 

[Gentlebastard]

he'll go down and decry God as the final stalker child

I randomly remembered the "I cum in a woman, stalker" tweet reply and giggled. It's up there with "you are not my toilet/liver/colon, stalker."

Believe in my fantasies, even when I can’t. Pretend you’re not pretending, so I can pretend I’m not pretending. Admire the weave of my beautiful robes, even when I’m standing stark naked in the public square.

You have bigger risks than catching a damn cold when everyone around you wants to drive a shank in your eye for being so insufferable.

I attempted to translate the schizo handwriting. If anything I am even more confused by it.

It seems like the logical conclusion to their philosophy and I appreciate just how extreme and unhinged it is.

That awkward feel, where you’re simultaneously turned on about other men ravishing your wife… And horrified because you don’t trust her bulls to wear a mask while porking her.

#redditormoments

Is Tumblr still a thing? That's genuinely shocking to me.