random_text.txt

[Skitarii]

you really aren’t gay more of a poop-sexual.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Full disclosure I own a 300 dollar kamen rider belt but I got it on clearance for 70

Absolute normalfaggery. Socks and shoes. My brother in Christ I just bought 4 different shades of brown calligraphy ink and Hercules beetle larvae.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

@Null why the fuck can't I delete posts or my account? Opsec my fucking arse.

 

[Pedophobe]

Trained on SomethingAwful, Reddit, and Nazi wartime propaganda.

The true aryans are the friends we made along the way.

 

[Aunt Carol]

No, I refuse to endorse his frolicking!

 

[Solomon Bundy]

If you want to fuck kids go to reddit where you belong.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

My gaming son makes me so proud when he says "user113316 could you please unalive somebody"

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

if i'm on death row i want this as my last meal and also execution method

 

[Meat Target]

Ohhhh, sure. You put 1,001 types of cheese on a cake and Guinness calls you right back, but I pour 1,001 brands of hotsauce in my asshole and my phone never rings!

 

[Dr. Butt]

I swore I'd never do anything that cruel to anyone again unless it would be really hilarious.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Krispy Kreme
5 minute radius

 

[MeemVoyage]

"If anyone ever called me a rubber suit shit swimmer again, there will be severe consequences."

Quote is from a clip of Mega64 in the Septic Tank Man video Justin Whang just posted. Apparently he was accused of being the titular septic tank swimmer, lol.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Facebooj

made me laugh, i'll be calling it this from now on

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I'm 22. I post on Kiwifarms. I Don't have a wife.

 

[s0mbra]

if a tranny freezes to death in the woods and doesn't post about it on Twitter, were they even actually trans in the first place?

 

[Tablet County]

why are you being retarded on christmas?

 

[KittyGremlin]

HE'LL YEAH BROTHER I'M A TRUE PATRIOT I SUPPORT OUR GREATEST ALLY IN THE MIDDLE EAST INCAEL AGAINST THE DIRTY FEMAS FIGHTERS OF FEMCELESTINE

DON'T TALK TO ME UNLESS YOUR A TRUE AMERICAN!!!

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[Jonah Hill poster]

No need for this, just say you hate niggers and watch the updoots pile up.

i het neegurs

 

[tehpope]

Ohhhh, sure. You put 1,001 types of cheese on a cake and Guinness calls you right back, but I pour 1,001 brands of hotsauce in my asshole and my phone never rings!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You ate your dick for charity?