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[Meat Target]

I just read your username and now fear for my anus.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Is it true that the Nazis would of won WWII if Joseph Goebbels made more Little Dark Age edits?

Yes, if they'd made more edits and produced more fashwave they would have connected with the American youth of the time and forged a transatlantic Aryan Alliance. Historians call this blunder the "cock goebbel" of 42'.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Like jacking off to shotacon torture should probably mean you're not a moral authority on people especially while wildly accusing them of stupid shit.

It's been obvious from the getgo that the majority of Sonic fans are creepy, insane tards

 

[Gentlebastard]

he rapidly devolved into the perpetually oinking homosexual lard golem we know and love

The cognitive dissonance of finding her repulsive because she's a tranny is crashing full speed into his preconception that trannies are perfect beautiful angels, and she's watching his lizard brain suplex his cognition in real time.

Instead of a good old fashioned sword fight, dude shadow boxes the faux schlong. If this isn't bait, it deserves a limited series on AMC.

You can have my milk when you pry the jug from my cold dead fingers

I'm guarding my milk and cheese with FULLY AUTOMATIC 12 GUAGE SHOTGUNS STRAPPED TO MY CATS.

I like my doctors to be made out of meat

Cow milk is garbage anyway and indegistible by humans. What you want is cheese, particularly mold ones.

(This post was sponsored by the Kiwifarms Society of Anticheddarism)

It's all kinky until someone pesters you for sex at the sex party.

I'm using the "Feels" sticker on your post. Please understand this as a digital assualt.

This is the exact kind of person I'd figure would live in an orgy house.

HIV cannot out-evolve PreP fast enough.

I can clock a tranny without even seeing a photo. Once those poorly manicured man paws hit the keyboard, we all know who we're dealing with.

The winds of change continue to blow a favourable refreshing breeze through Null's feathered bangs.

He looks like he's trying out for a hair metal band, and forgot the hair at home.

Forget the hairline, what's wrong with his skull?

Sex club drama is a lot like boardgaming group drama, just with penetration. When you look at the kind of people involved, it's easy to understand why.

On this weeks episode of 'Wypipo don't season dey...' we've got... caprese salad.

they'll never understand how it feels to get your kiwifarms post rated dumb or autistic. That's the true microagression

Your kid sounds based. When is he going to make a KiwiFarms account?

"Water IS wet, but you can't take Hitler's word for it."

The Hog has such a way of turning milquetoaste mild mannered off center left normoids into vigilant patposters it’s borderline supernatural. It’s like if Professor X telepathically condescended you constantly.

 

[Breadbear]

Obviously shes a real man, shes got a stiffie at a 10 year olds party.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Man this place has fried me so much I thought the title was a vore reference, fucks sake.

 

[Meat Target]

I don’t know anyone who has a broccoli cut and doesn’t look punchable.

My nephew has that haircut and I've considered punching the broccoli off his head.

 

[Croaking Spider]

Do not give me a tophat, sirs, give me a whole suit and a tophat. Thank you. I am mad at real life.

 

[frozen_runner]

Nigger control, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of white girls to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Only reason I went there was to find out what people stuck up their butt.

Man this place has fried me so much I thought the title was a vore reference, fucks sake.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

“Logging off” is not a choice when my personal life is put out there without consent or action done on my part

 

[Tablet County]

These niggas are fighting over who gets the least pussy.

I'm just saying this thread would have never been made if OP wasn't fat

Why would I trust the Mayo clinic, that shit is bound to be pro fat acceptance just by the name alone

I don't think fat shaming is very effective because we've been shaming fat people for decades and people just keep getting fatter.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Rule of thumb -- if it has anything whatsoever to do with Jesus, it's not a Jewish holiday.

 

[Chongqing]

"You don't understand. Its a puberty blocker. It just gathers up all the puberty into one big ball and blocks it."


Post in thread 'Children to no longer be prescribed puberty blockers, NHS England confirms' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/child...ers-nhs-england-confirms.186175/post-17937618



@coof coof

 

[Law]

Only way we will get confirmation is if we find out this guy is circumcised.

 

[BirdUp]

We’re looking for trans dykes, poly dykes, stud dykes, baby dykes, bi dykes, asexual dykes, femme dykes, elder dykes, enby dykes, fag dykes, stone butch dykes, trans masc dykes, ex-dykes, daddies, brats, switchy princesses, bunnies, riggers, soft bois, service subs, and dykes of all combinations, shapes, sizes and in-betweens

 

[Spud]

you've never been to a country where brown people are

 

[CharlesBarkley]

remember a thread on 8/v/ about some video game that devolved into this topic, and some dude just straight uo took a picture of his uncircumcised dick and went on a paragraph or two long rant about the Jews taking his foreskin. Some of the absolute gayest shit I've ever seen.

 

[Rotter]

 

[I'm Retarded?]

“We did it comrade. We… doxed a comedian who called us gay.” - Marx before he consumed a bucket of horse cum.

 

[The Connected Nose]

Shmorky died as he lived, shitting himself and mewing like a baby, probably after a pill overdose.