random_text.txt

[assigned Karen at birth]

when I get SIX HUNDRED COMMENTS calling me a man I want to swing my fists and I want to cry and I want to curl into a ball and I want to scream and I want to end my own miserable existence.

 

[grenouille crétine]

What kind of nigga names himself Lindwyrm?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

This weird ass dude wearing a furry Kangol sitting alone in a corner with a sketchbook drawing dudes as they're breakdancing... save some pussy for the rest of us, Eddie.

 

[Tablet County]

I have reached the "bitch eating crackers" phase with Rekieta where at this point just seeing his smug, stupid, drunken, manorexic face makes me mildly MATI.

 

[Terffals]

(and honestly there's only so much Harry Potter mpreg fanart I'm willing to scroll through)

 

[CEO of Gay]

I don't know any queer people (myself included) who wouldn't willingly choose rainbow satan as their mascot.

 

[Pedophobe]

Imagine that monty python black knight scene, but fat and totally unfuckable.

Are cats simply just nature’s aylawgs?

It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Coming out without leaving the house.

Kiwi Farms.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Spoiler: bonus cringe

“Me and my girlfriend are planning to launch a non nude cosplay onlyfans to try to sav my life.”

“I am literally eating cookies I don’t even want as I type this. I hate this shit.”

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

peepeepoopoo niggertroon, dumb butt fart, chrisdumb westdumb dumbler is a julaaayyyy nigger doublenigger niggerfaggot I wuv my kiwi fwens cause nigger videos games poopee movienight buttpat niggunt

 

[vomitusdeux]

Could you imagine what Andrew Tate would say if he found out his audience was mostly pooners

Testosterone Jew? Oy Vey! Her Rabbi would not be proud.

Pray tell, why the fuck is her rotdog flat? Did the surgeons forget to roll it up? Did it unroll itself? The fuck is that pigmentation? So, so many questions.

We never should have given India access to the internet.

It's the Anime Sucks Cope And Sneed faggot who was doxed and keeps sending Null fat fart dragon porn.

about fucking time we have some teenage fur pregnancy

Not a furry but this fat woman REALLY loves raccoons & god damn I did not consent to seeing this tweet of her tongue-kissing one.
Also, the raccoon is in the driver’s seat. I guess he’s the man of the house.

Not so fun fact: Raccoons can spread brain worms

> extremely haram content
> only shows an asscrack.

I don't watch movies made by men who were convicted of butt fucking 12-year-old girls. Sorry.

You worship the devil you catholic fuck

How many diaperfurs have you been looking at? And for how long?

BEGONE foal fiddler!

It would be funny if that was a real announcement and there was a legit thread of kiwis trying to pray/psychic attack the troons away.

Circumcision bros stay winning

Dude must have had a fucking elephant trunk of a foreskin to be smuggling that much stale brie.

That's not even the worst case of smegma I've ever seen. I remember being in a Skype group like 8 years ago where it was a fun little exercise in grossing people out to post pictures of horrific cases of smegma build up (or caking, yes). Most of the time these were pictures taken of people who had not been circumcised and who's foreskin was too tight which made pulling it back extremely painful and also impossible without tearing. But yes, I've seen worse.

tens of millions of dollars of dildo sales to funnel towards any & every anal curiosity

you can't just say that and not spill the bad dragon cum lube tea

Hank is thrilled to fulfill his civic duty when he is called for jury duty, until he realizes what the trial is about in this zany episode of the King of The Hill reboot!

The only time you care about a church is when it's full of niggers

[Picture of bottled smegma-lith]

The philosopher's stone is made of piss. Look it up.

My girlfriend hit me with the question “if I were a dog would you still fuck me”

I have a shower where I can wash my foreskin, it does a great job of keeping hippopotamuses away.

Um, excuse me, but I'm legally obligated to point out that Twilight Sparkle is a unicorn and that anyone who disagrees is a nigger.

First time I've seen a CEO willingly post pics of his own asshole.

How bout you get your dick wet first before you try lording over us goyim who didn't fall for the Jew dick cutting you turbo NEET Mormon mongoloid

This is up there with the chinaman somehow putting a padlock down his urethra.

Here's the lesson I learned: "Don't anger the autists on the doxing bird forum."

This giant fat gross autist (who shits himself) raped his elderly demented MOTHER and passed it off as "therapy".

On the other hand Josh has never visually assaulted me with his moobs.

Pretty certain the Puppy Pizza guy is the cum pizza guy. He's got a weird obsession with cum and owns a dog cock bong.

But why would you want a dog that looks like a squatted truck?

Let's face it. Null's taken off to pursue his dream career... a door-to-door Bad Dragon salesman (sorry, salesperson) who also does a personal demonstration of his wares.

First stop: Kentucky.

Chris Chad has no time to be on Twitter on an alt, for the same reason I sometimes don't have time to use a fucking alt account on Twitter : being too busy getting blown by some bitch.

Chris Chad doesn't need to spend time learning Finnish on Duolingo, because his woman has been "speaking Finnish" all around his cock, and has also been "screaming Finnish" when Chris Chad gifts her Sonichu Powered Orgasms

(which many of the women reading this will probably NEVER receive from him (and how does that make you feel?)).

Yeah, I'm not doing an AI vid of this again.

Imagine going to an event where literal prostitutes get gold medals and still having a more embarrassing career than anyone there.

"Hnnng, feeding my grandchild is giving Grammy such a raging girl-boner!"

That is literally what's happening.

To be fair the k and p peys are very close to each other, if you slak the peyboard lipe some pind of autistic skaz in a blind, flailing rage.

they aren't even testing the pus this fucker is leaking

How many 50 year old women breastfeed their grandchildren?

Well, if you can't actually prove that there are girls with giant tits in the game, I'm afraid I can't accept the claim at face value.

The chinese can't hack me because I haven't updated my servers in years

"you copied my general idea of an animal penis REEEEE

Olaf from Frozen is pretty low T.

He has a weak chin, thinning hair AND buck teeth, and his posture has distinctly homosexual implications.

The kid is 15 and autistic. Did they consider looking for his Kiwifarms account?

You could tell she wanted him to get all up in her Gunguts.

So you're telling me Null KILLED Bargain Bin Laden?

I'm quite fond of the work "Dragon fucking car" -A biting commentary on the automobile industry.

 

[eatler]

Hitler has been in an unmarked grave in Argentina. That was Null getting our hopes up again, so he can just leave to get cigarettes.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You just know those nipples are as soft as a newborn kitten's eyeballs.

 

[Tablet County]

This ugly son of a bitch is mentally retarded due to being Sw*dish

There's gonna be an epidemic of Buffalo Bill freaks kidnapping blacks so they can act out their bizarre race play fantasies in their basements

Buffalo Bill: "uwu destroy my race"
Tyrone: "Please let me out, I won't tell the cops I promise"

at some point kiwifarms is going to need a gooner section

I dunno I'd be pretty fucking spooked if I woke up to someone trying to force feed my sleeping body yogurt.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

This is what happens when you have an entire generation brought up on twitter, discord, instagram and tik tok that take everything posted by literal whos as facts. It's lovely seeing a civilization de-evolving in real time.

 

[frozen_runner]

"Years of ALCOHOLISM have left Mike's TESTICLES shrunken and USELESS, therefore he must use TRANSBIAN JAY to commit rape by PROXY."

And that mental illness?

Niggeropathy.

If you think these facts will stop me from blaming the jews you don't know your audience buddy.

I made a haiku for [Hassan]:

At the end of day
Regardless of what you claim
You are still a Turk

The moral of the story is that trannies and journos are always lying.

My bum is in the front
My bum is in the front
Do you like my gunt?
My bum is in the front

don't threaten me with a good time. I hope this country burns to the ground

 

[Hitman One]

[deranged circus music drags on]

 

[DumbDude43]

I had a Hmong guy I knew from school tell me about his cousin coming out as gay. The community elders kidnapped him and when he came back a few days later he had a few marks on his body but was telling everyone how much he wanted that pussy.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Friends, I confess it was my poor couch that had craigslist sex on it

Incredible how periods get brought up in the randomest threads.

In the dictionary, next to the line 'lover of receptive anal sex' there's a picture of this face.

He's so autistic that the other dog rapists and child molesters don't claim him.

Being retarded isn't a race.

Part 1: Legends In Dairy Lactation: The Littlest Lolcow

tens of millions of dollars of dildo sales to funnel towards any & every anal curiosity

First time I've seen a CEO willingly post pics of his own asshole.

I just want to read about lolcows not feel sick reading about ovarian cysts.

Welcome to the beauty parlor big guy, try not to slip on the menstrual blood.

Not anything inherently evil or philosophical, just a mild irritation. Found on a video about menstruation history.

I marked your post as agree even despite it's lack of proper paragraph spacing and the fact that I didn't read further.

 

[Punished Neco]

BossmanJack: i honestly believ i have an edge over the way most ppl gamble

Spoiler: Evidence it's a real quote