random_text.txt

[Miriam Margoyles]

How boring… If I had a fantasy about fucking a nigger, I’d go for the real deal and not someone in a mask.

 

[George Lucas]

Be responsible?! Fuck that. I'd rather murder babies then act responsible for my own actions.

-woman apparently

how about a dildo shaped like an elephant since yall are simps for the Republican Party. Maybe make it tusked, too for a more penetrating experience.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Nope sorry I don’t care how many IEDs blew up your friends in the desert, it’s not my problem. If I have to choose between a small number of men coming home from The War and eating a bullet to escape their trauma OR having to deal with the jumpscare of opening the ladies’ bathroom door in a Target to discover them visibly erect while taking bathroom selfies? Enjoy your Vitamin Pb, apply directly to forehead!

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Ghosted by your pretend internet boyfriend? That's a groomin'.

 

[Tablet County]

@Blasterman was the first one. He DM'd me, confessed, got drunk, and @Muttley (RIP) sorta doxed him and learned he's a Czech who takes part in furry meet-ups (homosexual orgies.) It was fun.

Clearly they all wanted their slutty flavor aid and they're gay if they didn't like it.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Aryan Brotherhood is being reworked now

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Doubly Punished Snigger

Who the fuck is this nigger, why does he get a say

Welp, it appears that my engagement was a sham and now I’m going to be ritually sacrificed to a lesser god

@Dishonourable Harlot

No, I am not a nigger soon to be buck broken. Enjoy prison, stalker

@CognitiveDeficiency

Alright, kitty came in so I can go to bed. Nighty nighty niggers

 

[Spud]

he peeled off the top of his yogurt and he LICKED IT. IN FRONT OF HER. ON CAMERA!!!

 

[BirdUp]

VGH... I MVDE GERMANV BIGGER IN HOI4... WHVT COVLD HAVE BEEN...

THEY DID A HATE SPEECH. THEY DID A RACISM. THEY DID A HARASSMENTS.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Pointing out undeserved riches and fame isn't jealousy.

Powerful quote.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Please destroy San Fransisco
Please destroy San Fransisco
Please destroy San Fransisco
Please destroy San Fransisco
Please destroy San Fransisco
Please destroy San Fransisco

I will cast the spells myself! Fuck third parties. I have the innate skills.

Your head is full of bad meat you inbred sewer rat

just look how stagnant "black culture" has been ever since the portable radio came out.

3 pages in and no one has made any Mexican Food Standoff jokes.

Or Guac, Guac, Guac, watchin niggas drop.

The west has fallen.

Time for a cold, cool-filtered Miller® Genuine Draft, brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 4% alcohol by volume, please drink responsibly.

Also, try Miller Lite®! Great taste, less filling.

The writing was on the wall when they liquidated Garrison Keillor.

Fisting of the North Star

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Nazi" used to mean... well, Nazism. Now it means "someone who thinks that you shouldn't show your penis to kids in the playground".

This is the most obvious porn/hentai/anime rotted brain post I've ever seen.

That sounds completely made up but I believe it.

"Is it bad that I lied to my cardiologist about my palpitations going away?"

"Is it bad that I lied to my kidney doctor about not seeing blood in my urin?"

"Is it bad that I lied to my podiatrist about my extra finger?"

Actually most tards are more productive and have a better personality. He's literally sitting there drooling over food.

Apparently quadruple amputee fetish porn is a thing.

If this is not a troll I will be forced to accept Moon Man as my personal savior.

As KF's resident Rabi, I'm embarrassed by his display.

nigga it's a fucking Godzilla and King Kong movie. WTF you mean some things were unrealistic.

to the man who suggested this depressed geriatric virgin go on FetLife, which is like telling someone with a headache to skip the aspirin and go straight for black tar heroin.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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"Kiwifarms refers to me as a prototroon and suggests my hair is Jo Maugham's dead fox - which is at least original."

"I'm too dull to libel."

 

[Tablet County]

It upset me when Mallory mentioned that Archer fucked lots of ladyboys in college. That line isn’t canon to me

"See, Biden built a wall better than Trump's! Checkmate, chuds!"

The astrological significance is this: you'll never be a woman.

Here's Mo Hijab doing some olympic gymnastics to cope about the Prophet (Police Be Upon Him)

 

[Aunt Carol]

what is up with me and my lolcows using shit buckets i swear to god this is at least the third time this has happened

Cluster B’s keep the lights on in this place.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Astro Loafo

You ever jack off to Zootopia?

@batterybee

gooning is now banned world wide!

 

[tehpope]

i think everyone except in this thread except android raptor should be raped by a pack of feral niggers

i think all the users in this thread who are anti-abortion should be chained to a radiator in a house and said house be set on fire. I will be sitting out front watching with glee on my face listening to the screams of you pathetic beta males. i will smear myself in the blood of freshly aborted fetuses as a celebration of eradicating you parasites from Mother Earth.

Hail Gaia!!

 

[Haloperidol]

Literally nothing wrong with this post, just love that a user made a profile named after a tank with a tank as a profile image specifically to say somebody is wrong about tanks.

I have NEVER considered drooling less or being less of a retard, actually. In my life. So get used to it, kiddo, cuz it aint changin' any time soon.

 

[Tablet County]

You remind me of rabies.

your chakra will definitely resonate with my gut punch! KRAPOW!

I voted for myself

I'm poosting , i'm poooosting aahhh

 

[Mister Uno]

Remember when he baby talked his toilet to eat his poopies so it’d grow up big and strong like all the other toilets?