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[BirdUp]

I probably won't ever get laid

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's almost mind-bending to see the same kind of moral panic you hated in your own adolescence turning into the absolute opposite and yet it still sucks in exactly the same way.

Extremism in anything is unhealthy.

DEATH TO ALL FANATICS!

If these people put as much effort into real gymnastics as mental gymnastics they wouldn't be fat.

The thought of a 12-13 year old using that hockey trophy as a bludgeoning device in a brawl is a rather funny mental image.

Its really gross having to defend the fr*nch but it is what it is.

Unintelligible and probably badly translated 5000 year old text says trans/nigger rights!

Source: used to be a lefty faggot

I'm sorry your mom tried to be unique and named you using her alphabet soup but you will forever be know as "that black faggot"

Now he is trying to assassinate Putin by causing him to cringe to death.

Definitely not the worst I’ve ever seen but the bar is very very low

I was trying to come up with a joke response to make fun of bongs, but its really hard to satirize them when this is what reality looks like.

Now, this weirdo may have murdered someone, but who hasn't murdered someone? I mean it's just something you do sometimes. A little murder here and there.

Goddamn did his goatee do a lot of heavy lifting. That second chin looks like a tumor.

GIVE ME MY SCHIZOPHRENIC MARY POPPINS YOU BASTARDS

Nothing like a bit of bleak dystopia to prepare kids for the real world.

Nigger, you have an earring. You will never be taken seriously.

I now feel bad for eggs.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Your honor, my client is not a foot fetishist. He is simply Autistic, a sperg, a true ASS-PIE, if you will.

 

[Hitman One]

There's no way that DMT I smoked back in 2015 didn't teleport me to actual Clown World.

 

[JJLiautaud]

What does he mean by "Argentinians are humans"?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

This man is simply controlled by the communist gangster computer God send me money and a manual typewriter for your only THE hope for THE future

Dukakis Dukakis hail dukakis Halo people hail victory we will crush the Clintons we will bring the Clinton crime family to justice 1488 dukakis gang

Using a Simpsons episode as the basis of your manifesto while seeming to completely miss what the episode was saying is just….really telling.

Not gonna lie if I randomly walked into this place. And noticed all the signs, I'd instantaly moonthefuckwalk outta this place. Clearly this man is working with prion infected meat(maybe deer they're getting infected with something across north America its spooky as fuck google zomie deer), or something is in the water. Either way his brain is fucked. Or there is lead paint/pipes/god know what somewhere. You'd be fucking insane to allow this boomer to touch your food. Shit man his' brain can be melting from neurosyphilis. Since it is Texas tho I'm going with cheap as fuck beef infected with madcow. You know from some scum fuck cheap ass feeding sick dead cows to sick cows and selling the meat for.... Cheap&Natural FREE FROM LIBERAL BULLSHIT LABS AND INSPECTIONS BUTCHERED ON A FARM OUT IN THE OPEN LIKE THE OLD DAYS SHITLIB GET MAD EAT YOUR SOYMEAT THIS IS REALTM BEEF.

Thus I'd burn my hands with the strongest chemicals I can get my hands on instantly and pray to allah the prions did not enter my body. Lest I turn out like this guy.
BasedAsFuck/10 for the seeth he's causing
HOLYFUCKGETTHISFOODTOALABRIGHTNOWNOWNOWKEEPITFUCKINGAIRTIGHT/10

Srsly this is what prions do to your brain PRIONS ARE NO JOKE PRIONS NOT EVEN FUCKING ONCE.
God damn prions are fucking terrifying.

Pfff prions cant get to me if I infect myself with something else, mr roodypoo motherfucker no fun allowed faggot. You might want to remove the object from your ass you're standing far to straight its creepy. Fucking zoomers I swear, everything is cringe cringe cringe with you people.

I respectfully disagree. What's your mailing address?

Like I said: Goose, gander, it's confusing.

Man shut the fuck up. I don't practice Islam anymore nor claim it and I've been just fine the last 5 years, like many of my kind. Go outside and get real.

Could I interest you in some sex offender tango instead? How about a sex offender foxtrot or ballad?

It's like the cheese touch, except it causes uncalcuable economic ruin.

 

[Jason Wynn]

When I said I wanted gay stuff I did.not mean vingle whoring himself to a barely legal incel

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Awful, my hymen is grown shut and instead of collecting cats. My couch is full of these Japanese teddy bears.

What I have to admire about this autistic prince is how I have to Google his terminology to understand it, much like his prospective fiancé in a decade when she finds this thread.

 

[Blackhole]

You type like a roid monkey that's reading a thesaurus for the first time

This is literally a furry holocaust.

why do gay people need charities i made 100$ being gay yesterday i don't get it

counterpoint: YOU CRACKA ASS BITCH YOU MUFUGGIN BITCHMADE ASS NIGGA IMA KILL YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH IM A KILL YOU GETCHYO CRACKA ASS OUTTA HERE MUFFUGGA

Cope comes in many flavours.

It's the glue to hold the flesh origami in peace. Cheating!

I regret learning how to read.

Maybe you can't, but I'm built different. I take my inspiration from the negroids, corrective rape will surely work

Don’t censor yourself like a fag, nigger.

“threat chat member involving violent incest.”

There's the synergy of coil stoves being great for hot knifing that really ties the whole socio-economic thing all together, toobs.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

First I need to include proof that I am more jacked than all of you. I am 5'11 190 pounds and I can deadlift 500 pounds with wraps. In about 6 months I should be able to do it raw. I am in my mid 30s and I live with my parents. I have not worked a job in my life. I am telling you all this because I want you to know there is nothing you can say that will offend me to maybe save the both of us some time. You cannot hurt a NEET. You just can't. Especially when my looks are actually decent so "omg you must be a fat neckbeard" isn't going to work on me.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Oh btw, even if a tranny is a dog fucking pedophile. She doenst deserve that call out and torture. Do fucking better.

 

[Gentlebastard]

There's something symbolic about an AI-generated flag with 21 stars and 11 stripes printed on a cheap mug made in China.

Am I misremembering or is this the Dimensional Merge?

What a sick mofo he is. And he likes "blood play," "fisting," and "clown on clown erotics." WTF, dude. And I hate to be so naive, but what is "cnc"? I don't want it on my search history. . . . Well, hell, I just looked it up and it's "consensual non-consent." What a horrible, horrible, pornsick, awful human being.

no 40-year-old man, even a homosexual, would ever be caught dead wearing this gay shit

All I have to add is that he's really got the "cat after licking its own asshole" look down pat.

I love how they try to call this a dogwhistle like they cracked a secret code when the billboard has Adolf Hitler on it.

Once again I advocate for the total destruction of the subcontinent through thermobaric & napalm carpet bombing.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

To the boomer, the Television is a primary sensory organ.

 

[CobraPlissken]

He ends it by admitting he hasn't had sex since 1995 and that he's disgusted with the human race for letting Stephen King get away with this.

 

[Harm]

I don't know why this nigga is so obsessed with the colour blue, at this point I think he got molested by a smurf or something.

In short, Null lusts after spiders.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Oh noes you got me! And all because I have a Bluey plush..........fucking subhuman scum you assume everyone in a fandom (bronies included) are freaks

I bet you have a fleshlight close to that bluey plush you sick fuck.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@AStupidMonkey

chat, do not accept any ass pennies

@gardenGnostic

The state is controlling my destiny and my penis. It is so ridiculous.

@Harm

Where's the tree
dox the fucktree

 

[Tablet County]

Here's a large retarded man beating a car.

Black Highlighter Phonefaggotry extends even to the most special (read: autistic) forces in the United States armed forces

It’s shocking that someone who calls themselves “the toucher” would turn out to be a weirdo.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I tilled all my gardens and got them ready for planting, and already that faggot chipmunk is trying to dig up shit.

 

[Useful_Mistake]