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[Tablet County]

...How is this a fetish again?

This is actually very good news because it's transphobic.

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

Source: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trannies-posting-their-ls-online.149396/post-18552331

Quote:
…A result of targeted mass reporting by folks who saw a single innocuous joke about incest which was deleted later…

 

[Tablet County]

"If you call me a balding manlet one more time, Yahweh will rain down his wrath down upon ye".

I haven't lost my virginity, because I never lose.

Oh, you hate shit? I guess you just looooove piss then, don't you? God, why do you love piss, you piss lover?

Amphetamines seem more compatible with a society that doesn’t totally fall apart.

Gay people taught me to never enter exits or let people enter your exits.

indigenous bonus hole havers.

I get first turn in the Fear Hole!

I’m watching paint dry and I’m tweaking so hard due to anticipation!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's crazy how thick the skull of retarded leftist can get.

I'm not asking you to stop fucking kids, or prolapsing your anus at the bathhouse with your friends. I'm asking you to answer to a simple yes no question

it was dead before that anyway but with that guys final cry of he's gay and his dad fucks him, it was over.

 

[BirdUp]

Woe betide the gamer that misgenders a fucking cartoon monkey, for he must surely want to genocide all genderspecials.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Reddit downvote me all you want. I have a moral duty not to let some tranny try to cut my dog’s balls off.

 

[Rotollo 2]

i really dont enjoy seeing nigger dick in my face at this time of night, or any other night for that matter

 

[LimeRikki]

So yeah, it's pretty much all connected. Think of it as the singularity of severe autism.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I used to drown my sister's barbie dolls. While taking a bath.

 

[Seafarer]

The whole sektor are morphing into one fat , gunted low IQ parody of a person.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I feel like people are confusing "being positive" with "being oblivious."

It's foolish to walk into a minefield with a pep in your step and whistling Dixie.

 

[Tablet County]

I think a second retard has hit the tower!

I have got to hand it to him... He lives up to the name... You get rid of KiwiJesus, and he comes back MORE RETARDED than ever...

lmao he's starting off his latest show coping over being made fun of for eating beans

Tldr you're not just pozloading my neghole you're manhandling it, smearing it across your face, and espousing it's health benefits.

 

[Gentlebastard]

maybe you’re really balding, idk, idc. But nice job on protecting your sinkhole’s anonymity. Clean your bathroom.

Don't they realize that the fate of democracy depends on people reading a fat faggot's tedious seething?

It's not important. The important thing is that trust fund baby in the punk house who lies about being Latina sounds like an insufferable human being.

Reality is transphobic. Deal with it

This screams "oh my fucking God........... We are so fucked. Quick, everyone back off or we are gonna be in severe deep shit".

I suspected pneumonia will be the boring end we get instead of a hilarious stroke during a crab leg buffet

you never know when that gorilla suit comes in handy

I can in fact hate the player when the player is retarded.

Anyone called the "piss queen of the internet" is decidedly not mentally stable.

A few hours ago, one of my friends was in Milwaukee Mitchell International Airport, and they complained that someone pissed all over the floor (in a public space, presumably). My mind immediately went to Fatrick being the most likely culprit.
I'm afraid I have stalkeritis of the brain.

he is fat, boring, can't take his booze, would probably whitey after half a spliff, have heart failure after a dab of speed or coke, and lacks the imagination for acid or peyote to work on him.

Had he met Thompson in reality, Thompson would have shot him and buried him somewhere in the Nevada desert. Then assumed the whole experience was just a bad Acid and Mescaline trip, so would put it out of his mind and forgotten.

I know he has some serious personality defects but he must realize he went from average fellow to fat drunk.

But to be fair you can get pretty far in life with a giant drill and no concern with it jamming and trying to remove your arm.

that is going to age like pre-rotten ass

I don't know of any disability that requires a ten-foot subway sandwich as accommodation.

Motherfucker ate 10 feet of bread, meat, veggies and fatty sauces. I wouldn't have believed it if i hadn't seen it, and the size of his gut.

I have the (lack of) social skills necessary to enjoy the Farms and even I can tell it's all cope.

Anytime I see someone with 10k or more tweets per year I automatically know they are mentally ill.

This could have been easily prevented by making a "DO NOT TAKE OUR DRIVEWAY" ad.

Leave craiglist to the pros.

 

[Tablet County]

If you wonder why h acts like such a retarded wigger all the time, it’s because both nature and nurture have conspired to make him a wigger with inherent physiological defects.

This is true love.

A man with pillow hands and a woman with an iron chin.

Happy merchant rubbing his hands balldo

 

[Pee Cola]

Not all gay people are faggots, not all faggots are gay people, and not all faggots are incels, but all incels are definitely faggots.

 

[Betonhaus]

How hot is your grandmother?

 

[Tablet County]

All the strongest people are trannies, niggers, and faggots. Everyone else either died or lived long enough to become Hitler.

Nah, insemination is theft.

FIGHT THE POWER. NO INSEMINATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.

I am not giving you the benefit of the doubt here, since you think Jötnar are actually somehow connected to sub-Saharan Africa.

>Joins the farms
>immediately does something retarded
This joke will never get old

The Kiwi Farms experience is primarily a sexual one.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Rekieta's arrest got me to quit drinking, Boss Man Jack got me to stop gambling, Ethan ralph stopped me from cumming into Hors I meet on the internet. Riley showed me what happens when you date autistic crazy.

KiwiFarm's Makes you a better person

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

She looks like a fortune-telling pedophile.

She looks like she'd sell you a mogwai in some underground chingchong opium brothel while secretly dosing you with Bromo-dragonFLY.

She looks like she got in a car crash with an interior decorator and a truck full of hair removal cream.

She looks like she was tortured and molested by a 1970s cult and part of her torture was to dress up like the guru.

She looks like the shady character giving you lip injections and the TV in the background of the hair salon is playing the news station and they're like DANGEROUS MUTANT RAPIST and it's her face on the screen.

She looks like a Mad Max reject because the casting director is like "we're going for post-apocalyptic, not Borat's brother, the coke dealing Amway shill."

She looks like if you rubbed an empty bottle of lube found in a crime scene, this would be the genie that comes out. But instead of 3 wishes you get Kaposi's sarcoma.

 

[Wodanaz]

Jack's particular vice is the glutton's equivalent of a Bad Dragon dildo.