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[Jonah Hill poster]

Many women are bi. It's just a question of bipolar or bisexual.

 

[Anti Snigger]

With Ralph's crippling addiction to hitting women I'm surprised he hasn't started calling himself a lesbian.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

You peaked when you said you were willing to cut off your dick if it meant no more women. You will never top that, it’s time to fuck off now.

Fuck off and see you BUTT ASS NAKED with a spreader bar at my ALL NEW!!!! White race traitor piece of human shit public spectacle slave market.
My wife just had to relieve herself of a hearty Mexican meal in the upstairs bathroom, and I'm looking for a slim college educated anti racist leftist blond to clean that upstairs terlet. And my wife's very BUTCH dumptruck ass.

 

[Syzyg]

I didn't dox anyone. You doxxed children by sending them to my forum. That was your fault; you instigated it, deliberately.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I would pay real money for that skin if shooting somebody with that ammo made them grow comically large fake bazongas.

Can’t even call them homosexuals or Europeans anymore smh.

Simply put, in their heart of hearts, they believe they cannot fail, whatever scheme or plan they come up with is just such a good and fair idea, it can't possibly fail, they can only be failed by others who lacked faith, or by regressive traitors and saboteurs hiding in the system.

Ritual suicide is based, and in a nice idyllic spot as well. I certainly respect that.

Let's not make the same mistake the Tranch did. Everyone on the Farms needs to learn about avian reproduction if we're going to break even on these kiwis.

ALL THIS HAD BEEN FORETOLD IN CRYPTIC PROPHESY.

Is multi drug resistant gonorrhoea exciting? I bet it is.

explain why genitals are involved then

Because, mechanically speaking, it's difficult to grease up your arm and stick it up there to the elbow, much less the shoulder. It takes a lot of time and effort, and there's a line of guys waiting for their turns.

I hope after she said that you just said "Taco! Taco! Taco! Taco!" to her.

I still don't understand what jam has to do with being a hermaphrodite though.

Again missing my point, my entire point is there are no restricted dogs in America, and never will be. Doesn't matter how many kids die to dogs or how many people are murdered with guns, If you don't like it go fuck off somewhere else some of us would die to have the right to be mauled by dogs or to put a .45 cal in our head if we decide to. I sure as fuck would.

I AM SCIENCE, YOU CHUDS!

The year is 2XXX. Former troon right wing zoosadist death squads have castrated and gassed all the Boston terriers. We should have listened to Invader Xe/Xim.

Do it the Dutch way

Eat him

I was afraid to tell people I liked getting peed on when I was a kid. This is showing kids it's okay to pee on each other.

The more that the powers that be attempt to make this a damnation-worthy trespass, the more that they slowly mutate trolling them over it from a simple statement to a moral obligation. That said, I'm kind of surprised that it's been limited to donuts so far.

I am NOT a lawyer and didn't stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night, so I may be totally wrong.

Well, you've heard of anti-racist baby. Now, get ready for RACIST BABY!

"unlearning trauma responses from Twitter"

That nigga's thirst for dick is so overpowering he had traffic re-arranged.

This is all documented in that great song from the Rolling Stones, Brown Sugar.

Look, if someone's T4T and in a community of post-ops, they've got to start thinking long and hard about cloacae. It's going to come up.

 

[Syzyg]

When/if we get the software change I am just nuking A&N and not bothering to import its content because it's worthless.

 

[Tablet County]

"Women that will not have sex with gaytor" should have enough content for it's own thread.

Please don't reply to this from the shower.

Jeez Vtuber autism why do you get two, Three, FOUR THREADS

Nigga you can't even write and are you now trying to convince us that your quiver is full?

The rapist was inspired by her late cat?

What the fuck?

 

[Syzyg]

Are feral children just supposed to be completely immune to their own fuckups?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Scout Trooper
yeah she couldn't understand why I was concerned about the damage to the car while she just sat there and wantonly emptied her bladder

>hire company to protect your personal info
>you need to tell them all your personal info first so they know what to look for to protect it

Yeah, that makes sense.

 

[Snusmumriken]

ummm.. let people enjoy things maybe.?????!!?

daddy may rape v: wacky woohoo daughter fucker adventures

 

[linchan]

Heckin' wholesome chungus 17yo they/them ACAB FreePalestine roblox mod turned out to be a furfag that's into gore and scat?

 

[Tablet County]

The year is 2024
Kino Casino somehow still exists pulling record numbers and getting quality guests (mutahar, Doug)
Rekeita is awaiting a felony drug and child abuse trial
Ralph relegated to irrelevance
Still nobody knows what the fuck a Juneteenth is

In 1590 English traders returned to the small Virginia settlement of Roanoke. Bearing cured meats and hand-crafted Adirondack chairs from the Old World, they hoped to build a thriving outpost of European Civilization in the New. But upon arrival the traders were greeted by an empty village. Where were the colonists with whom they’d broken bread mere months ago? Among the deserted village no signs of life could be found. Weeds grew in the rich soil of what were once farms. An empty Pringles can rattled as the wind blew it hither and yon across cobblestone paths. There was no sign save one: carved deeply into an ancient elm was a single word, written in no Christian tongue:

“YMUNKOKE.”

I don’t like your attitude Mr. Indecipherable Wall of Ching Chong Cestial characters.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Are cows mentally ill?

 

[Snekposter]

I'll fight you if you have the courage to meet
on wolfetown road, cherokee of NC
before the house, two eight seven one nine,
the night of the fifth day of may of this year
bring friends, cowards all, if any you have
at hand to your cause to be rallied, thou knave
for mortician's sup shall each of thee become
and through yon gaol's dark portal I'll pass

EXUNT LEFT, PURSUED BY A BOOGIE

 

[Syzyg]

You have how many hundreds of posts about how awful and useless men are and here you are calling out white supremacist nerds to abuse a woman. We see you, stupid. You are fooling nobody.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Another reason why I'm happy I don't know how to masterbate

Just a poseur fucking loudmouth exiled to Michigan who IS NOT GAY.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

You're another level of pathetic if you spend your time on shipping two insects as gay

"This cartoon has really opened me up sexually" is a sentence that never ends up with anything good.

I want everyone on KiwiFarms to know that you live in a world where 'gender affirming edits' is now semantically comprehensible as a phrase in English. You live in that world

That's definitely a "Who's going to be my daddy-boyfriend now?" face.

From what I know of the gay men who are into "really disgusting gay subcultures", heterosexual looky-loo tourists are the LAST thing they want

He has nothing but "lesbian" experiences, which is very charitable, and I don't think he's ever expressed interest in pleasuring penises outside his own. The gayest he gets is going in front of the mirror and saying to himself, "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

 

[Rotollo 2]

...did you just seriously try to use evidence of you pretending to be a tranny on twitter as some sort of win?

 

[Asian tech support]

Then hop to it faggot. The Kiwi Court is now in session. You stand accused of being a retarded faildoxer. Prove this dox is legitimate or kill yourself.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

^the stupidity i have to deal with please kiwi farm that

remind me to make him in the sims 2 & have him climb inside a swimming pool & to delete the ladder please