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[Aunt Carol]

He may have super penis big, but at what cost?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"why would you post this, you just ruined my hecking wholesome retard livestreamer who pretends to be autistic to make up for a lack of personality life, how dare you"

 

[Cemetery Support]

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Whoops.

They posted this recently on Telegram and it's kinda curious it happened so soon after their attack against the Heritage Foundation. Some badass hackers quitting because of le mental health concerns is hilarious.

Spoiler: Full message

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“for our own mental health, the stress of mass publicity, and to avoid the eye of the FBI”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

That's what a piece of shit he is. He hates his kids, who he forced his wife to give birth to, despite multiple miscarriages, probably her womb resisting demon spawn, but he insisted on five goddamn kids, then he hated them, and bitched that his own insistence on having these kids ruined his wife's body, so he couldn't coom any more.

The bit about her womb 'resisting the demon spawn' is excellent.

 

[Law]

"I not takibg ozempic"

 

[frozen_runner]

>tfw no big tiddy retard gf
Why even live?

YEAAAAAAH FEED HIM TO STARVING NIGGERS!!!!

I've never thought about it before but now I'm terrified of the very IDEA that there is Australian porn.

The First Amendment? What's that?

I refuse to buy a Dust Buster unless it validates my gross fetishes.

Ah yes. Trannies, furries, and fart fetishists. The dark triad.

I strongly dislike Eurofags on the whole but tulip niggers really make me homicidal.

That is a long ass article but I thought the title said “The Cooming Great Conflict” and giggled

No. This is not a sex toy. This is obviously just a latex vibrating replication of a candle. With balls.

Why are nerdy autistic men good at video games?

The world may never know.

White women are the niggers of women.

HITLER IM TIRED

Actually, I don’t like anyone in this story.

The journo fears the white boy summer

"Wigger" and "Wignat" share a lot of the same letters, so they must be the same thing.

Anyone who says kiddo should be beaten.

There's plastic in my brain.

Microplastics are stored in the balls.

One day people chasing Mechabuffalo will find square miles of rows of dead trees, and they will know fear.

This dude has been looking at boobies for over 20 years and getting paid for it!

Dear ugly teen boys: Did you know daddy-issues girls will blow you for weed and/or pills? Steal some of Mom's Xanax and find out today!

Indians have ruined ChatGPT.

Love (of torturing the homeless) wins.

i got nothing to add other than the officer looks like he is using a webley auto loader, which is pretty based and that i am in no way joking when i say just how much i hate indians and how they are all subhuman.

In honor of this extremely based happening, I formerly retract all of my statements degredating the ifunny watermark at the bottom of images.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

she wont give me attention, ik she was a copycat streaming whore

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from the gordoverse thread

 

[Syzyg]

there is literally nothing to be gained by talking to people who hate you and see you as property. They're just going to fuck with you forever now.

 

[Hitman One]

a leading authority on phat asses and big booty black women.

Zesty and suspicious looking, this nigger is not to be trusted.

 

[Syzyg]

You should be kept in a cage and poked with sticks by feral children like a zoo animal for being such pathetic docile niggercattle.

When you build your empire, you want to make sure that the most vicious soldiers are homosexual. That way, you can separate your own family life and they'll be constantly motivated to fight, if only to find fresh mouths to fuck.

The Internet is a playground for all of us retards, and the best one can do is to avoid the swings and slides which only rustles one's jimmies.

asking for him to stop isn't going to let you keep your oral virginity.

Do not send creepy weird sexually perverted shit to this person, in private or otherwise, on my website.

It's like a venus fly trap, but gayer. A penis fly trap, if you will.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Transitioned into a man who looks like he had a paper route in Baghdad on a bike with square wheels and then fought in both world wars

"I got my amhole from a high school sophomore between the Sunglasses Hut and the food court, and now it's leaking pus."

Decades of lobbying, community outreach and education and the result is... this. Queers breaking down our clubhouse door, splashing buckets of plastic glitter all over the walls, scattering random legos everywhere, shitting on our carpet and having straight sex on our furniture.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

I WOULDN'T HAVE PICKED VICE PRESIDENT TRUMP TO BE VICE PRESIDENT IF I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS QUALIFIED

-Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.

America's current head of state is the Chris Chan of presidents.

 

[Ken Barlow]

If I was gay, I could work my way through this entire thread. I'd have you faggots fighting over me.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I am the Great Mighty Poo
Sir please you must do the needful too
A huge supply of slop comes from my shitty sweatshop
How about some naani you little paani?

If you really want to help someone out, you need to help my nigga BossmanJack. Every single day he grinds away and every single day they take it away. It's so fucking unfair dude, shit is so rigged, they sit there and bully him taking it all away, THEY HATE HIM!!!!! C'mon you can help him out dood, just a little juicer whatever you can give. Will somebody help him????

those are perfectly okay legs for a 50 year old alcoholic man who just got out of a car accident

I just want my toilet fixed and I don't care if he gets a boner when he does it.

Maybe Null is a self hating pooner?

• Single mom
• Soft eyes
• Never shows her face anywhere

Null you can come out, we accept you

Nate trying to get that pooner puss

 

[Abella]

Dear Lord make it stop please! In Jesus name I pray Amen.

Kid looks like if Mark Zuckerberg trooned out

 

[Law]

I firmly believe that the furry fandom would be significantly improved with some extra bureaucracy put into place.

You tried to call me autistic and accidently outed yourself for not having lived with a woman, I guess?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Muslim problems require Muslim solutions.

 

[Tablet County]

Greetings, star traveler. Earth women don't ovulate everytime they have sex - you're thinking of voles.

Never has collective been more filled with the nigger word

This site used to have quality psychos.

I suspect Minnesota may be a eugenics project by the US Navy trying to produce Scandimolians, the world's most perfect pirates yet.

"Compassionate and Aggressive Legal Representation"

If that doesn't scream divorce rape to me I don't know what does.

I think being fixated on men is pretty gay

I think you're a faggot for posting gay porn.

 

[seri0us]

He's right but damn talk about the pot calling the kettle a fucking nigger.

 

[brapbruddah]

One of the few autismos that can say "Niggers toungue my anus" and mean it.