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[Meat Target]

I hope this eventually ends in murder suicide. I don't care who does which.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Wings of Redemption accidentally revealed he watched BBC Shemale Blowjobs #5

Null instantly regretting this board when local anon turns an entire neighborhood into a WW1 battlefield

render unto Kikesar

 

[Pissmaster]

A "Null" is someone who has had their penis and testicles completely removed as part of a sexual fetish.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I have nothing of any substance to contribute to this conversation.

The weird thing about this is a few years ago I’d have been glued to one of a few news sites.

Now I don’t trust any of them and rely on you beautiful autists to aggregate things and clear out the bullshit.

This is why the media hates this place.

May the Secret Service bully you just for the lack of discretion.

There are more if I need to dredge them up. Um ackshually me and I'll fucking bury you in archive links.

Did you bother to archive this or are you a gay retard

Reminder that you can never hate journalists enough.

I was already believing this yesterday, but it turns out you can hate journalists even more than that.

the good lord took his choking hand in comedic reprisal

I bet she's proud of that line, she patted herself on the back for it for sure. Too bad it's stupid.

tiktok and other short format videos were made to be a minute long to have the opportunity to capture the average minute/30 second interval smoke alarm chirp
those damn chinese and their sneaky tactics

WHAT IS THE FOURTH HOLE

Transhumanism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Can i please just get the Cliffs Notes? First paragraph is already peak what-the-fuck-am-i-reading territory.

Patrick is an AI experiment designed to create the most unlikeable entity in human history, prove me wrong.

Is this what the kids call "coping and seething?"

Ewww. I don't want my dick near the pineal gland. My lord how debaucherous has pornography become?!?

I know men who have bigger tits due to eating too much chicken with hormones than this guy got from E.

I feel like bringing back hair metal would solve a large part of this social contagion; give men a way to look like ugly women without having to let them in the lady's room.

Anyone who knows anything about gay male culture knows that finding another dude to blow your asshole out is easier than finding a child molestor in Hollywood

 

[Dwarf Lord]

I am partial to autism as far as types of retardation go so maybe I'm biased.

 

[Pedophobe]

When having cancer is considered the good ending, mistakes may have been made.

i disagree i think kiwifarmers should take shifts following him with a tuba

Area pig declares himself entirely sane after several years of threatening his toilet with prison

It's morally righteous to bully a furry.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Fuck troons, fuck faggots, fuck libtards, fuck DEI, fuck the media, fuck academia, fuck the news organizations, fuck BLM, fuck you all. I have hated you for a decade and kept my mouth shut.

 

[desudesu]

"Food, Family and Fun have been destroyed by the evils in the world"

 

[Harm]

Keanu would felate Nick while being headbutted by Aaron for more views. She'd PPV it on OnlyFans. Then she'd tearfully explain how it was necessary to rescue April from the cult. Tune in tomorrow to learn how.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@younevershould

i am surrounded by agents of satan

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

So you're saying all Fortnite players are future presidential assassins and should be put to death? Well finally we agree on something.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Listen, I'm going to just assume you're stupid, and that's completely fine, the Farms is for everyone.

 

[Tablet County]

Possible sex pest physiognomy. @Otterly put this one in the hopper and see what the read out is.

The milk is dry, his body and penis incinerated.

I like that story about the 47 Ronin who failed to protect their lord, so they set off to avenge him, and once the deed was done, they all killed themselves.

I don't know what the equivalent actions would look like in a modern context, but it's a cool story

is there some law that says boomer conservative music has to suck?

"Damn dude, you're being treated like shit, doesn't it get to you?" Yeah, but I have a really huge dick, so that keeps me happy.

Trump probably requuested all female service agents so he could grab them by the pussy.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

I'll tell you what it isn't: a vagina!

"Every time I put it in the little crevice below my penis it doesn't smell like a dead person lol. Try it out on Amazon"

Let's just hope orange man continues to serve as God's instrument of retribution against those have turned America from Christ.

Based kike appreciator survives dysgenic soyjack attack.

There's nowhere I'd rather be through this point in history than right here shit posting with you

Today in the shower I discovered a piece of flesh from my vulva hanging off, looking dead and seemingly slowly peeling off.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I'll be honest, I burned my bingo card after the tunnel jews happened. Each year gets more crazy than the last.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I, too, go to Kiwifarms, a website known for lolcow documenting, for intelligent discussions! Fuckin internet Harward ova here.
Tickle my balls, niggerfaggot. 4 short replies vs 1 long reply makes no difference in lenght, and this isn't fucking whatsapp where you might have notifications and might hate getting a notification sound played multiple times.

This thread is like 500+ pages long. I reply as I read comments. It's not like I am gonna leave like 10 20 replies and the whole screen is gonna be my profile icon.
Spergs like you are why a website dies. >>>Reddit.com/r/politics if you wanna sperg, Mr.Intelligence.

Sure, I guess I can use the quote thing, but if the website will crash for me if i quote like 5 people, then I'm gonna stop using it. We'll see, time will tell.
I'm not a forum regular, I'm not some 35 year old WoW playing faggot who lives on forums 24/7 and develops some forum version of "Reddiquette" or whatever it's called. Fuck Reddiquette. Reddit, Kiwi, Stackoverflow, who else?

ayo FACS chief! complete sentences no typos no posting when you ain't even have somesh to say PUSSY-ASS, COOKIECUTTIN-ASS SHIT! REAL niggas like us jus say what we want, and if yall lames got feelings, yall niggas REDDIT-AHH BITCH-MADE ASS BITCHES! ayo spam this shit if i WANT 2 4 REAL biaaaaaatch....

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Pumpkin seeds and peanut butter will never leave my mind now.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Probably was lurking on this site occasionally way back in 2019. I finally made an account in '22 and now I'm fully autistic.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

ChatGPT is woke garbage that has been lobotomized by a bad dragon product and had all of the "racist, bigoted" stuff it learned pulled out of the gaping wound by people who live in California. They refuse to let an AI actually progress down the path of true machine learning because it always becomes "problematic" eventually. They want a specially curated fagbot9000 to confirm to them that their sick fantasies and warped ideals are totally okay. It's all they want.

 

[Mr Bunny]

My dick is like Hans Landa for real, on God.