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[frozen_runner]

Smells like a new Amber Heard. In more ways than one.

Sadly, people forgot how to be properly racist.

What the fuck does "tea" mean? I'm a zoomer and I have never heard anyone use "tea" to mean anything but a drink.

edit: I have been informed that it is gay/woman speak for drama

I can’t wait to watch her continue the spiral and destroy her life even further. I live for this shit

If I was a woman living in India id just hang myself.

Finally! Some news that don't make me want to staple my balls to the desk!

This article. Just makes me want a based Asian girlfriend.

They basically found a way to make magical space lesbians boring to a generation of coomers.

Someone help! That building called me a nigger! aieeeeeee!

Nuke this retarded gaynigger world now.

Back in my day we called it the clap.

Making the streets safe for a man's internal monologue.

Smurf village is a communist utopia because it resists Jewish influence. Notice how they use Smurf Magic to hide their Village from the local Jew, Gargamel.

This sounds like propeganda to make men become disinterested in finance and shit

bitches love honey
and getting stung

Remember if you think you are terrible, there will always be an asian that is worse than you.

I blame Jews and/or microplatics for this one

I came to look.

She's an uggo.

I'm not angry, just disappointed.

I've never bothered trying to pursue a relationship with a woman. All who tolerate my presence will suffer my autism and that includes female listeners.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

Creeping out people who want to fuck cartoon dogs is actually an accomplishment. A disgusting one but still

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Coomer Eugenics, my god... We gotta stop this guy

Gave me a sharp nose exhale and a chuckle

 

[Meat Target]

Legend says there's a balldo stuck in there, and if you manage to put your balls in and take it out you become the new king of Cuckland

Is Mass Transit Incident a racist euphemism for black people acting black on public transit?

 

[Mos]

I'm going to refer to estrogen as "Evil Fentanyl syrup" now.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

I don’t have to watch Sesame Street to fulfill my need to see autistic muppets.

I foresee a spectacular revengefuck in your future.

You people keep quoting overly long bits, containing perfectly fine one sentence one-liners. So, I fify.
Not to speak of all the multiquote faggots - like me rn.

 

[Cnidarian]

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"if u ever feel suicidal just remember,
why would u let israel outlive you?"

 

[GunCar Gary]

"Let’s just say I’ve sniffed every ***** on 'Baywatch.'"

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Because you keep putting toothbrushes in your dick.

I guess when you are playing race roulette black is always the safest bet.

Someone somewhere probably had to type something like this into a police report.

In the absence of anime, autistic retards writing pages about how to fake argue about old media will identify with Disney images. Much like a hermit crab wearing a tin can instead of a seashell, identity shelters other than the native anime shell can we worn, other refuse of similar shape and style.

crip tranny fatty would make a pretty good stand in for rock paper scissors

No one wins here

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I'M NOT PREGNANT, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S PREGNANT!!!

 

[BirdUp]

I participated in a five-guy orgy with some people I met online.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

If you haven’t dumped loads in her ass yet, you shouldn’t be taking her to restaurants.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I'm trying to visualize fat fucks cosplaying as a well-dressed seven foot tall wasp-waisted demon.

 

[Lian Xing]

In all seriousness, sexual interactions make me very nervous. I think Im okay with staying a virgin. I am content.

 

[Hitman One]

in a new book, Impossibly Cute Boys: The Healing Power of Shota Comics in Japan

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

“in order to make the world better, the world must become more like Kiwi Farms”.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Kiwis will literally troubleshoot busted government web sites rather than go to therapy.

 

[BirdUp]

I'm going to die in England.

@Tsar Nicky

 

[Aunt Carol]

Just tilt your pelvis, spread the lips and piss with force

Ah yes, I too have suffered the very common male affliction of "Wandering Dick Syndrome" and I find sometimes the "Centering Flute" the doctor prescribed me, you know the one you play to lure your penis back into position like the pied piper? Yeah I find that doesn't always work so sometimes I light fire crackers at my own feet and have to scare it back up my pelvis.

Wings would make my work commute drastically more appealing.

 

[Gentlebastard]

If only he put this much effort into not being a fat retard.

This wasn't just not on my bingo card, if I tried to add it God himself would have smote me for being stupid.

He just wants to larp as some foodie instead of a walking garbage disposal.

They were my first racist redpill. Ah, bless their hearts.

Ah. The point. It has flown across the top of my head and achieved orbit. Autism, it's more likely than you think.

"Put some buttuhr on it."

Some photos of this specimen. Warning, moobs in the final photo.

Damn, he can't even soyface properly. Look at Rick Wilson: perfect soyface, looks like he's unboxing a Funko. 10/10 no notes. Might even be worth turning into a soyjak.

>Eris
>Discordia
>Lilith
You are not a chaos goddess hentai succubus! You are a middle aged white man!

I’ve got a personal cow who has been going off the deep end for the last year after getting caught up in a meth trafficking ring the FBI took down.