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[JoseRaulChupacabra]

she hasn't been cast because they can't find a proper way to get her raped

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

This is a weird management style but works pretty well for a forum full of absolutely insane people.

 

[Spud]

What about an actual satanist cult that films qabbalistic scat porn as a form of magic?

 

[Oxyjen]

Cuck Rackets & his wolf-wives fucking caught Geno like a fish on the line

 

[ChunkyKong]

From Pooner Journal:
"Love cannot be real if my Autism is."

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

He dug a big empty bunker under the hoarded house, and the very next thing he did is start filling it with murdered neighbors he had no practical use for. You gotta have a discard bin and a Goodwill bin, and corpses definitely go in the discards.

One of the foremost controversies of our time is the capitalization of the noun ınternet. Many esteemed institutions like the Associated Press mandate that "internet" is to be spelled with a lowercase i, while scholars such as Joshua "Null" Moon, owner and ooperator of the doxxing, stalking, and harassment website KiwiFarms believe that it should be spelled with an uppercase I. Both sides have their points, and neither is budging.

The fuck is a Internet, this the World Wide Web.

*Information superhighway

The word Internet, like the words Black and Indigenous, should always be capitalized out of respect.

I don't care if Apple and Microsoft think the Internet is a generic noun. They also believe that the Internet should be a series of censored walled gardens. Are you going to jump on that horseshit too? No thanks. The Internet is a proper noun, while my internet bill is not. It's about context.

Until the common man can type the N word on most popular platforms without getting in trouble, that will remain the state of things.

I find myself echoing the "I drew shit like this when I was 11" crowd. The top-down view of my dong penetrating a bottom from behind was a particular staple of mine. I used to try to draw that in as much detail as I could while still managing to develop it into a jet fighter absorbing incoming fire into an energy shield bubble.

Ah, to be young.

the arm skin franken dongs the poons get stitches to where their slash uses to be

Their worst nightmare is and always has been this: being seen for exactly what they really are.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"yep, its an egg" professional YouTube food reviewer

There are two pigs in me, stalker. The most retarded fat faggot you have ever met who is a twisted psychopath and the most retarded fat faggot you have ever ever met who is a twisted psychopath.

If I've ever swallowed poison and need to puke I'll come back to this thread and try those spoilers out, though.

Needs more commie blocks, graffiti, and officially sanctioned drug places.

"At least I have a cunt!"
*SCREECH*

We'll see how "I'm too retarded I was duped I tell ya!" works out for him here.

A thread with a bunch of people talking about which bus you'll get groped on vs which bus you'll get groped and mugged on. I was never planning on visiting Seattle but now I'm going to actively avoid it.

I always took those posts about tattooing brands on you as ironic trolling. But this stupid bitch is living the life.

An aspiring fart assassin posts in r/biohacking:
Is there a way to increase Hydrogen Sulfide in your farts

He sounds like he’s in the kind of loving meaningful marriage that a lot of people would love to have and aspire to have. Yes I realize what thread I’m posting this in

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

All I can tell you for sure is that everyone involved was as autistic as you can get all round.

 

[Axiom.]

It's just relationship stuff, nothing too serious. I get too schizo during breakups.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I had a brief thought it was some kind of modern slider rulers and was excited for some really geeky stupid stuff, but it's just tranny programming again.

I want to program my machines, not be programmed by degenerates.

How about nobody goes to school, everybody stops working, nobody gets internet, nobody has guns and we can all sit at home in our basements and coddle our offspring 24/7 until we grow together into familial centipedes whereupon we will roam the streets finding other assholes to attach our faces to until the planet becomes one unified human spaghetti.

No.

You will die in a drunk driving incident.
It will be me driving the car that strikes you. I will have downed five four lokos and two redbulls by the time I arrive at your location.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Man I remember watching his cartoons on Newgrounds when I was a little kid and now I learn he's been liking my racist posts, glad I could return the favor buddy.

 

[Meat Target]

That's definitley the face of someone who considers himself a "hentai connoisseur".

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"THIS drop of piss will change everything!" the pissing man said pissing into an ocean of piss.

I preordered the $80 version of this game and I can't play it. It's because the characters are too hot and give me boners.

I have beautiful computer desk. A big, heavy oak slab, the type you'd see in an executive's office. An antique. I booted up the game to play it and when I saw the fat black character with her broad nose, overly detailed pores and pronouns, my cock just shot up like a rocket. It was so intense that it sent the desk flying. It lifted that thing clear into the air and right into the wall. Now I have a wallmounted desk and about $3,000 worth of repairs to do.

i have received more likes with lazy trolling on youtube comments typing "lol gay" than people are playing this multi million project

Him farting in Dachau would likely cause instant PTSD on all the third-generation holocaust survivors that Israel sends to visit those camps.

 

[Syzyg]

I did find her work, and her old apartment ( I won't post them tho).

 

[GunCar Gary]

If you can't smell your wifi, how do you know it's real?

 

[stupid frog]

Coom, consoom, ride the broom.

 

[Harm]

Being a retard on the internet is being a retard in real life adjacent.

 

[3MMA]

I’ve been certified in Egypt to teach and to do my own traditional dance so no if you’re going to diss me, you should probably not assume that I’m doing something that I’m not doing. I don’t do Middle Eastern belly dance. I’m an oriental Asian East Asian Egyptian lineage holder n elder of my silk route traditions.

 

[Pedophobe]

If these people were intelligent they would not be furfags.

I'd donate purely out of spite. Justice also I guess.

They are not your cool collected string pullers, that they want you to believe they are. Most of them are flappy hysterical messes of humans.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Current Year is just a time of really idiotic hair styles.

Why do parents buy their weird looking, dead eyed kids weapons?