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[Tablet County]

If you're questioning if sleeping with a woman is gay, come out the closet.

When you are gay, everything that you do is gay.

I've lurked here for a bit and I'll just say one thing:

lel

 

[Hooked on phobics]

MY NAME IS NOT COLTON AND I GAVE UP GAMING LONG TIME AGO!!!!!

GO FUCK YOURSELF GLOWIE

LIES!!!! ALL LIES!!!!!!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

11 is the lower extreme. The cases you were describing, most of them are +15, and a lot even above Daddy State's Magical Age of Consent.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

MY NAME IS NOT COLTON!!!! THE ONLY MONKIES THAT PEOPLE HAVE ARE THE ONES THAT FLY OUT THEIR BUTT WHEN THEY NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!!!

 

[Axiom.]

The booty is the forbidden zone

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Hell, the ages can go even lower due to the hormones in water and food making children develop faster.

I'm noticing a rise in young white women, a lot of them not morbidly obese, walking around with canes. What the fuck is going on?

 

[Meat Target]

This is a really, really weird post. WTF was going through your head when you posted it?

I've never felt the need to send death threats to a YouTuber this much in my life

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"If you, individually, don't take up the responsibility of taking care of a million children a year from birth to age 25 you clearly don't actually care about children who get murdered in the womb "

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Yes, readers at home, this is a book about a secret Yu-Gi-Oh Illuminati for black people, which granted sounds like an amazing Key and Peele sketch.

Googles "why is my potato crop failing, please I am starving" gets AI-generated answer "your soil is shit, my son."

 

[PhoBingas]

Jackie "Bollywood Shrek" Singh

 

[Hooked on phobics]

THATS HOW IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN!!!!!

 

[Meat Target]

A dick is a dick
even on a chick
and a chick with a dick
Is no chick but a prick
and liking dick, as they say
no matter how you pray
has no other solution
there's no other conlusion
but the fact that traps are gay

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Women are just seething because they're getting lashmogged. I should know, I've seen it personally.

Catboy said what?!

I'm a pretty big degenerate and even I find this disgusting.

I wake up and there has been no Balldostream.
This is somehow Eric July's fault!

I was on Mars the other day, saw more Elon signs than Bezos. I think Mars is going X.

 

[Aunt Carol]

typical dumb woman logic. everyone knows that men ejaculate little tiny men. I went to the university of PARIS I know what I'm talking about and also it's the 13th century

 

[Wallace]

“Broooooooo.”

“I know, bro. Me too.”

[fellatio ensues]

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Consciously avoid swearing and cursing around pooners. Go out of your way to be polite to pooners. Annoy a pooner with your comprehensive, in-depth knowledge about subjects no woman cares about. Hold the door open for pooners. Allow a pooner to be saved first in case of emergency. Lift heavy objects around pooners. Fearlessly squish bugs around pooners. Be taller than pooners.

TPI. Total Pooner Invalidation.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

O'Keefe's anus is almost as much of an American hero as McCain's brain tumor.

 

[Law]

I mentioned that there was an art to sending Josh a hat because it has to be goofy enough for it to be funny to the viewers and badass enough for Josh to want to wear it

 

[Deer Warts]

Cannot quote post in whole or part, so here's a link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/post-19422664

Tranny's Lament

i can barely interact with my partner's genitals without breaking down from how shitty mine are

i even get triggered when hanging out with friends or going fucking grocery shopping thinking all the people around me probably have working genitals.*

i can't live like this but everyone acts like i'm crazy for expecting anything more than what cutting my dick off would've done for me.

* If you only choose one, please, please make it this one ... working genitals represent!