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[Zemblan Physics]

Girls only care about cock. I think. Idk I've never had sex.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It looks like prostate cancer has put that idea on the back burner, thank God.

Yet, ResetEra is still with us, so what do I know?

 

[|o|]

Joshua Moon, I'm not going to engage in your self-flagellation rituals to help you cope with the guilt from your doxxing website. Natsu was wronged by your site, and you are turning his suffering into a sexual fetish. That's just wrong. I want to speak to Natsu himself.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I can't believe Rekieta made an argument so good, they let him off without charges, locked Aaron, Josh, and Sean away for life, and actually got a third wife awarded to him by the state. Haters BTFO!!!!!1!!!!

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"It's not dead, it's pining for matrimony!"

 

[Bill Evans 45]

And who decided train fixations are a stereotypically autistic fixation?

That's a 2 cycle gas powered Craftsman blower, lower end of power for gas but they're still very effective compared to a
cord operated or shitty little battery powered blower.

EpiPen. Drug of choice for the mentally impaired. She’s gonna EpiPen herself into cardiac arrest.

"Queer" doesn't really mean gay anymore, these days it mostly means heterosexual women with dyed hair who are fat and like reading fanfiction about men who are not fat

 

[DickMain]

Who jerks off to Kiwi Farms?

 

[Gog & Magog]

"We're going to have a big discussion. The autism rate is at a level that nobody ever believed possible. If you look at things that are happening, there's something causing it,"

-Donald J. Trump

 

[Makhnovshchina]

"I'm 58 years old and I am TEETHING. TEETHING, TEETHING LIKE A BABY"

 

[Pedophobe]

I have to be a masochist for always opening this shit.

You are a punishment sent to test God's chosen retards.

We look man-made horrors dead in the eye and make them blink.

 

[Gentlebastard]

No, fair enough, you bamboozled me.

I mean, do whatever you want.
Just remember that the consequences are permanent.

Imagine being such a massive cunt that even your own parents are telling the feds "Don't believe his shit, he did it."

I am willing to bet you that if I take a deeper look, I'll find the testicular guilty party.

I reiterate: What the fuck.

Oh, honey... most of these degenerates probably paid to be involved.

Thank you, this provides me with answers to questions I never wanted to ask.

This thread is a gold mine for random.txt, especially with my autistic contributions.

Damn, this bitch is gonna create a new flavor of STD.

EDIT: NO IT GETS WORSE. IT GETS WORSE.

 

[Big Nasty]

how the fuck do you manage to reach a point in life where taking up the ass at the strip club bathroom would be an improvement

I remember that back in the day if we wanted to pretend to be important we'd just play Dungeons and Dragons

That void in your ass that can only be filled by a big manly cock

Modern day Robin Hood. He steals from the simps and gives to the spergs.

his gay nigga from the hood angle feels really fresh.

he spent a lot of time talking about gay nigger sex

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

did op make a thread on his therapist?

 

[CaddestSlown]

I am going to lose it if I hear one more faggot say "everyone is on the spectrum."

I can understand students prioritizing video games over school when your lessons are about the proper diet for being a power bottom.

 

[WonderWino]

Oompa Loompa doopity doo, I've got a bunch of bullshit for you
Oompa Loompa doopity dee, my avocados are more important than thee
What do you get when you work them to death?
A cheap bunch of slop from Amazon Fresh
Full of E. Coli from shitters they thresh
What do you think will come of that?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I'm just shy of 2 months late to the thread here but I have been generating so much hentai that it's unreal.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I opened the spoiler. Why did I open the spoiler.

It's circumcised and I hate you.

Her asshole winked at me.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

im hoping Tyrone vs cops 2 gets announced

I was going post to an in defense of Null on this issue but it says I'm permabanned. I asked why I was permabanned and the response was "CP", which I never posted.

I just cant wait to see Drag queens tonight. They have everything to do with gaming and its what gamers want to see.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Why the hell isn't there a "Semitic content" reaction

Seconded

 

[Computer God Autism]

@Ted Kaczynski is assembling a team