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[PhoBingas]

Just what I'd expect from Montenegroes.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

The majority of the posters here are blithering retards with little to say. Compared to other forums and even cordtranny servers, this site has so many posts that are just fluff, le ebin sex joke, and lukewarm opinions with little evidence. Perhaps this is due to the nature of the site. Most people you call "gegbvlls" are only slightly eccentric, and even the most eccentric people are boring most of the time, so imagine how boring you'd have to be to obsessively archive and screenshot someone being boring in hopes that you'll someday get a cheap laugh from them! Indeed, that may happen, but imagine how much more entertained you'd be if you focused on things that are actually interesting! Even more of the "gegbvlls" are just boring people who are "funny" because you personally disagree with their opinions (this is most trooncows and e-celebs), so there's nothing to laugh at and it comes across as A-Logging. This site is like an office building except that your purpose is to "archive" (aka dilate) over people who are boring 99% of the time so that the 1% of the time they are funny, a 4CHADder or a XitterGOD can have a cheap laugh! This isn't even getting into A&N and the vidya boards, which mostly consist of boring political sperging saying the same thing over and over again, literally no better than 2016-2020 4cuck, but it's important because FREEZE PEACH or however the dilator is inserted.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

dignity is cool and all but you can't tweet with it

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Fat pig eat at Chub’s
Three nigger beat for phone
Squealed ‘til at home.

 

[Nisse Hult]

"PLEASE HELP ME SAAR I AM INDIAN I AM FUCKING INDIAN HELP ME SAAR I AM INDIAN I AM FUCKING INDIAN PLEASE HELP HELP ME PLEASE HELP I AM FUCKING INDIAN"
—Null

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-20220058

 

[Would]

They tried landing at the speed of fuck.

 

[Ass to Ass]

If he stopped making Brazilian Niggeroni, they would stop beating him up

*gets anally raped*

"Good news everyone! My constipation is cured!"

 

[Crex Crex]

Featured on Jan 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM: Patrick S. Tomlinson was mugged by black men at a Chubby Cheesesteak's after 10pm in 2020.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I've always heard fat chicks get really good at sucking dick so that they don't need to get naked.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Trundling on is his only option. Actually it's not even an option. It's his only setting.

Listen, and understand! That lolcow is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are bored.

 

[Dr. Butt]

A lot of people forget this, but people that live without modern shit aren't retarded. They CAN'T be or they'll fucking die.

I think I started reviewing a book once, but I stopped, because I realized that opinions are fundamentally worthless

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

It's like hearing a depressed fish tell you about the best way to drive a car.

 

[Doxmatix]

Also, 576 el bees and god couldnt spare her 10 for some tits. Cupsize? Reese's

It's like if you trained an AI with every photo of a neckbeard

 

[invisibult plus+]

Elon is a father who gets lots of sex.

Kek you frens later, anons

 

[Dr. Butt]

Well he has aaaaaaaa boob's. And his nippes are super responsive to touch! So naturally he dreams about sticking them in babies mouthes

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Merry Clitoris true and honest kiwi women.

Within this past year I have identified misogynistic behavior that I will not tolerate from male acquaintances, and removed several men from my life over it, and I am much happier for it. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, bois.

 

[Oliver Onions]

We got revenge porn charges, pedophiles, flaggots, challenging people to boxing.

 

[CallmeCicada]

This is where the people too awful for 4chan go.

https://ol.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAte...el_regrets_voting_for_president_elon/m4jdu9p/

 

[Gentlebastard]

We really need to start working on a biweekly updated Fat Face Illustrated Timeline, pronto. If nothing else, this kind of gain has to be recorded for the benefit of future medical researchers everywhere.

I believe that's his Concentration camp romcom

For some reason burning coal and multi-man threesomes are heavily on his mind right now...

*gets anally raped*

"Good news everyone! My constipation is cured!"

You see, dignity is cool and all but you can't tweet with it.

The country may be plagued by violence but Haitians can stand proud because that violence is homegrown and not caused by filthy foreigners.

He's like the Terminator, but instead of killing, it's just acting retarded.

It never ceases to amaze me how absolutely laser focused and highly motivated lolcows can be at driving head first, full speed, into brick walls - over and over again - no matter what stands in their way. If only they could use that energy for something good in their life, but alas.

I never advocated the "Power of Love", I advocated the power of beatings. The power of love, as you put it, is what got us here.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

All part of the degeneracy industrial complex.