random_text.txt

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Okay, edgelord, please tip your fedora harder about God and m'lady yourself towards the nearest patch of fresh grass.

Women are not human. They are at best demons, with a capacity for self reflection less than that of dogs.

Yeah, I hold the controversial opinion that babies should probably not be killed.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

What's the niggest jump in performance between generations for Nvidia?

https://www.reddit.com/r/nvidia/comments/1hy0l8r/whats_the_niggest_jump_in_perfomance_between/?rdt=47312

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Faggotry used to be a binary concept, but now with the era of quantum computing we've finally researched the technology of a quantum faggot.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Please don't stone me

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Kill Nick Rekieta. Behead Nick Rekieta. Roundhouse kick Nick Rekieta into the concrete. Slam dunk a Nick Rekieta baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Nick Rekieta. Defecate in Nick Rekieta's food. Launch Nick Rekieta into the sun. Stir fry Nick Rekieta in a wok. Toss Nick Rekieta into active volcanoes. Urinate into Nick Rekieta's gas tank. Judo throw Nick Rekieta into a wood chipper. Twist Nick Rekieta's heads off. Report Nick Rekieta to the IRS. Karate chop Nick Rekieta in half. Curb stomp pregnant Nick Rekieta. Trap Nick Rekieta in quicksand. Crush Nick Rekieta in the trash compactor. Liquefy Nick Rekieta in a vat of acid. Eat Nick Rekieta. Dissect Nick Rekieta. Exterminate Nick Rekieta in the gas chamber. Stomp Nick Rekieta's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Nick Rekieta in the oven. Lobotomize Nick Rekieta. Mandatory abortions for Nick Rekieta. Grind Nick Rekieta fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Nick Rekieta in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Nick Rekieta with a ray gun. Kick old Nick Rekieta down the stairs. Feed Nick Rekieta to alligators. Slice Nick Rekieta with a katana.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Take out your tits and flop 'em around.

 

[Poonocchio]

You can't be too physical with women, and you can't talk to them the same way. They like to be listened to, but not "interrogated" or "dissected" like a bug—even if it's a sexy bug, like a praying mantis.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"stop watching porn and melting your brain with hormones".

Coherent wank salad ?

Never let your bros be hoes.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Why won't furfags develop feeding-yourself-into-a-woodchipper kinks?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I have a bet with a friend that needs to be settled. Does anybody know any software that actually uses a +NIGGER license?

 

[Dr. Butt]

The thing with freak shows is that they get old.

I will note that I live in murrica, the land of retarded fat faggots, but retarded fat faggots who are free

 

[LifeAlert]

Jack’s are likely always Bristol Type 1, and passing them is like a Nautilus gym experience that takes him at least a hour. Lots of heavy straining, with sweat collecting on his forehead. Maybe Type 2, but that’s being generous.

The only other possibility would be Type 7 mud spatter, probably when he consumes too much sugar alcohol, and ends up pissing out his asshole. I imagine the days of him passing Types 3-6 are in the distant past. Gone are the days of taking a satisfying, juicy shit that looks like he dropped a collection of stew and placenta into the toilet. It’s just dry, metamorphic rocks now.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I don't want to have sex with bugs.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I'm only surprised the buttplug wasn't in the shape of a sonichu.

 

[The Spoils of War]

The Curious George footage was unneeded.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

ugh, her big fat meatball head. It's punchable.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Warwick (Styxhexenhammer666) is a faggot. Nuff said.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Oh boy, here I go down this new rabbit hole.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I explained why you are the stupid

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

My daddy beat me with the gucci belt.
That why i sag my draws, i like how it felt.

everyone calls each other niggers, because we are all niggers here.

Tfw you learn all the jutsus except the one that locates your dad

Hispanics for Hitler