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[OvercookedBacon]

From now on I will never despair, because no matter how bad things get, I will never be the guy on twitter roleplaying as cookie monster while seething about politics.

 

[Oliver Onions]

(Every single highlighted comment from the last week is at least tangentially related to eating cum)

 

[Gentlebastard]

The Indian is a fascinating creature but I know little of its larval stage.

Face fucking minorities until they puke to own the libs

California is a lolcow in state form.

REDDITOR'S LAW: As a redditor's takes become more unhinged, the probability he's active on one or more weird fetish subs approaches 1.

He sounds like drunk Cookie Monster, he looks like a melted candle, and his ideas are only good for trolling.

Nice schizo. I have no idea what he even thinks he's doing.

Every day I am thankful I was not born an Indian man. I can think of no more pathetic & miserable existence.

"Cunt Goddess Amythist of the Mystical River Forest",

Really though, if you can point to anything specific I can try to smooth it out. Is it the logic itself, or just that I keep bringing up sorcery? That's the nicest anyone's ever called me a schizoposter, though.

An actual 13 year old begging to be groomed on the internet is not something I wanted to see today

 

[Drama Fan]

You're up 5 videos from the last time I checked your Pornhub account. Give your little guy a breather.

 

[demicolon]

No. Chess is a harem anime gooner game.

Think about it. The king is male, the queen is female. The pawns can turn into any piece except the king, implying they're female too. The king is mostly useless, relying on his team of female characters to fight for him against the other female army.

 

[scathefire]

I for one was rather touched when @gaynigger69 and @killniggers88 rated me autistic.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Yo mama so stupid she deposits her salary to West Bank

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and sometimes it is null killing his family.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Texas in not an European society

 

[Haloperidol]

Haiku for Jaron

My doctors have failed
Fuck my amhole exploded
My parents should hang

In all the online hate I have received, to date I have not been misgendered like this. You truly are breaking ground here. Not even incels.is would stoop to calling me male in their 14 post Twitter rant.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

You’re the one who launched us headfirst into this chaotic fever dream of hookers, 45-minute butt hole douching, and gay Eiffel Tower fantasies gone laughably wrong.

Source

 

[Laburnum]

"Kiwi farms is what happens when hate becomes sexual but you're not physically turned on."

Source

 

[Pedophobe]

You cannot bully a kiwi farms user "too much"

 

[Bajilionaire]

Fuck off. NO ONE can fit in my walls. my walls are too thick to even squeeze through. they are BRICK. you would be SMASHED. nice try.

 

[Stan]

Troons use the world "valid" and "validated" like they expect you to give them a handstamp or a Pokemon gym badge for gender achievement.

 

[Gog & Magog]

“I am never going to be caught,” he said finally, his voice swelling as if he were almost moved to tears. “I am invincible.”

-Torswats a year before being caught.

 

[Sprate Header]

-Torswats a year before being caught.

"What are you gonna do, catch me?" - man who got caught

 

[Meiwaku]

to hear a woman say “Shut up nigger” is beautiful to me

She may very well go down in history as the first woman ever to deliver a baked potato instead of a human infant.

HHH is a master angler. He throws out the same bait, month after month, year after year, and the fish still bite. It's amazing.

Does being a CEO count as a pre-condition?

I think we should rename doxxing to POZZLOADING THEIR NIGHOLE. It has to be all caps. Capslock is cruise control for COOL.

If this goes well the overtun window will shift so far right that soon CNN will be debating weather a Partial Nigger Death would be a good policy for dems to adopt.

There are decades where nothing happens and there are weeks where decades happen

What I Want this to Mean: I can call my friends and family "Nigger Faggots" on FB.

What it Probably Means: I won't get banned on FB for saying "maybe we shouldn't let 3 year olds transition".

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm gonna sperg for fun.

The word for this is "onahole", which is Japanese for "friend."

AAAWOOOOOOOOOOO~~

Owing to her Mexican heritage, Vivienne also has a habit of stealing everything not bolted to the floor.

The finest porn is hosted right here on KiwiFarms.

What's so bad about being an edgelord?

FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT

*Sex Joke*

Grayson Death Carlyle : Drives a green pickup and likes BBW, Granny and Feet pornhub tags.

high IQ leads to transition

Truly a staple of reddit. Rape, murder, corruption, theft, and domestic violence are all bad, but bigotry is unforgivable.

At this rate he's not going to have any content left. The man is having a Cultural Revolution on his own channel.

REDDITOR'S LAW: As a redditor's takes become more unhinged, the probability he's active on one or more weird fetish subs approaches 1.

I guess I'd just really like a cost-benefit analysis on what's more inefficient: desalination plants and an extended pipeline grid for a region that has an annual fire season or trying to turn middle-aged linebackers into anime girls.

teach us more of your metal bending ways, welderman

Nice schizo. I have no idea what he even thinks he's doing. Here's a cat video he posted 13 days ago. That's a good fuckin kitty right there.

Burning down LA works as an ad blocker? Why haven't we been torching these motherfuckers day and night?

Jew hives are on fire. Niggers most affected. Also, In-n-Out SUCKS.

I was completely serious, unlike faggot politicians I actually have good ideas that would work.

And as for being disappointed, if you had expectations for people on the Internet, that's a you problem. And a very stupid one to have.

Those poor kids. Imagine losing your house on top of getting molested by your gay parents.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker, burn

NO WE CAN'T GET WATER TO PUT OUT YOUR HOUSE WE HAD TO SAVE SOME GAY LITTLE FISH THAT LIVES IN A PUDDLE

Go Fire Chan!
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

I've heard California is warm in the winter, but this is ridiculous!

I love living through historical events. Especially when it's happening to people I don't like

I feel connected to this fire in LA. I have an uncontrollable fire burning through my guts and ass atm (Norovirus), I have tried dousing it with water and jello and Alka Seltzer, and it has done nothing. Pray for me boys, I can't imagine what I'm going through is any better than what's happening in LA.

Bit of an autistic rant here.

Two retarded monkeys throwing their own feces at each other.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Do you have any concerns that the women on this site are gaining to much power and that they are going to pull the site in a bad direction?

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/627701/

 

[JustSomeDong]

Troons use the world "valid" and "validated" like they expect you to give them a handstamp or a Pokemon gym badge for gender achievement.