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[stupid frog]

You will never be a Muppet. You have no felt, you have no rods. You are just an animal lifeform twisted by nature into a mockery of the Jim Henson Workshop's perfection.

 

[Big Nasty]

I googled this person to find out who she was and I see a weird looking hapa getting facefucked by a nigger with a small dick

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The plastic robot store welcomes him, his followers fawn over him, his therapist affirms him.

I don't know what I expected out of today but seeing a man with 3 lobster claw titties and a bellybutton like a hemroidal anal sphincter was not it.

Occasionally he will send out messages through his intermediary (Hermes/Musk) or notice some porn star he descends from New Olympus to grab by the pussy, possibly dressed as a swan.

Why are you bringing us all down into some nihilism type bullshit when you could just be anti-Semitic like a normal person?

I hope the same kind of thing happens to your anus.

Oh god no, I just find wildfires pretty. I'm a wuss around it, just find it captivating in a strange way.

WARNING: The city of Los Angeles contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm

Bush is dope but it needs to be tastefully trimmed and throughly washed. An untamed jungle doesn't make you radical or virtuous, it just means you're lazy and gross. The great thing about Bush is when it just peaks over the pants like the neighbor from home improvement.

Isn't complaining about moral fagging a form of moral fagging?

EDIT: AirTag your tortoises, sheeple

Up yours, nerd. I have a shrine right now dedicated to Zhurong while screaming and jacking off nonstop as hard as possible saying "YES! YESSS! DIE CALIFORNIA SCUM FUCKS DIE!" while occasionally looking out my window with a huge ass sniper rifle (Like, one of those anime ones) and looking for people with CA plates driving by so I can pop their tires, trap them on my property and then sodomize them to death and burn their corpse in my Zhurong tribute/sacrifice fire pit. Eventually, I plan to rent a blimp, fly it over CA with an advertising message written on it that says "BUCK BREAK CA, FUCK YOU - FROM THE WORLD" while dropping countless boxes filled with Diarreha on the burnt rubble while a sound system blares "EAT SHIT CALIFORNIA" over and over on max volume.

And I'm sorry if you think that is immature or a problem.

Everyone here should be really ashamed of themselves.

Although tbh, I seriously doubt that LA specifically is The Babylon/Whore of Babylon or that Babylon would be a singular city.

> I want people to die
>I don’t want people to die

Shut the fuck up no one cares just post updates

A BRIEF LIST OF CALIFORNIA MISMANAGEMENT DECISIONS THAT HELPED CAUSE THIS SITUATION:

Please, please, it's current year. The proper phrase is "Afro-Engineering."

THE SIGN LANGUAGE IS BACK ON KLTA 5

I fucking hate the word "resilient"
This press conference is so fucking gay

Drunken Carter funeral after party of course.

Based and African Slave Trade Pilled.

The night is still young. Also, you're full of shit.

no more retard cape shit or gay nigger faggot films and the guy who was supposed to ship my chinese currency collection is probably now a fried chicken wing

 

[Faceless Whore]

Uh, I have never ONCE Larped. You do realize LARP stands for Live Action Roleplay? I am poor. do you not understand how EXPENSIVE those costumes get? I'm poor dude. LOL that's not even true.

seriously. Do you not realize how EXPENSIVE Larping is? lmao, stop making shit up. your Gaslighting doesn't work on me anymore.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sorry but you're only allowed to fuck mentally regarded girls and only if they're hot.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I once met a woman that was stronger than me, and she worked on a farm. I started working out after that so I could beat women.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I'm caffeinated phoneposting ESL. I refuse use AI, Granmarly, etc. That brings dishonor to my ancestors who also wrote and spoke broken English

 

[Sprate Header]

Born in Iran (not letting him get off the hook for that)

 

[Sprate Header]

ARE ANY OF THESE FUCKING NAZIS WHITE???????

 

[Aunt Carol]

Oh neat you expect me to remember 5 sets of made up pronouns hey look at that I have something else I gotta do, its really important and I'll be doing it forever. later

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I feel like we got off on the wrong foot when I strongly insinuated that you were a pedophile. No hard feelings.

(L)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Big black dicks and shitting on people's heads not looking so bad now, eh?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Remember to Reskeet his comments to make him cry in Brazilian

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The minute it became a rule that people have to state their "preferred pronouns" was when they started losing my sympathy, and then I found out about them targeting children and I was like "maybe all the violence in America right now is justified after all."

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm not saying it wasn't Jews, I'm just saying it wasn't space lasers.

 

[Crex Crex]

Bush is dope but it needs to be tastefully trimmed and throughly washed. An untamed jungle doesn't make you radical or virtuous, it just means you're lazy and gross. The great thing about Bush is when it just peaks over the pants like the neighbor from home improvement

I wouldn’t have considered a Shetland pony literally built for BBC.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I like missionary sex but I don't push my deviant kinks on the rest of you

Why are all fujoshit women with BPD attractive?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I have also learnt that women do not appreciate it when you play Fortunate Son when you go through their luscious bush.

sounds like a skill issue. just dont waste your mana points casting your male gaze on expired meat

Makes sense for a guy who bragged about looking like serial killer H H Holmes

They like to be listened to, but not "interrogated" or "dissected" like a bug—even if it's a sexy bug, like a praying mantis.

It's a shame Mussolini isn't as popular, his mannerisms were funnier than Hitler's

I know we are not supposed to be angry at lolcows, but goddamn he is such a selfish cunt.

They can take my right to say retard, faggot and nigger when they pry my keyboard from my dead, retarded, niggerfaggot hands.

I’m more willing to believe I’m looking at a hemorrhoidal teratoma than a human being. And I’ll bet the smell backs this up.

Gone are the days of taking a satisfying, juicy shit that looks like he dropped a collection of stew and placenta into the toilet. It’s just dry, metamorphic rocks now.

What a thoroughly dislikable goblin of a man.

I watch amateur and drawn porn exclusively, get on my level.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

Being able to wheeze "See! I told you so!!!!!" at the top of their hormone-withered lungs, while being chased down the street by masked Nazi thugs, is a delicious wankworthy fantasy

 

[Sawamura Simp]

My family and parents are all white trash and they still nurtured me with love and attention (including the black uncle addicted to crack).

Reminder that all of this happened because some fat bitch most know for being the 4th voice of a side character in an anime got pissy that a man with gay pants was more popular than she was.

This is Fedsmoker levels of conspiracy theory. I kind of dig it. YOU FUCKING CIRCLE DRAWER.

Is it possible to be in a polycule and not be a faggot? Asking for a friend.

This is a deliberate bait thread by a bored bulimic Jew. Once she starts losing control of the narrative, bans will be incoming.

Spoiler: LA Firesperging

I gather that the fires were started by three eucalyptus trees in a trench coat pretending to be a homeless Jew with a space laser.
Could be wrong though, there are conflicting reports.

After doing some research, my racism has only increased, and I can no longer trust anyone ever again.

I will argue about watersheds all damn day, then I will take drugs so I can do it all night.

Are you retarded? You aren't even replying to the right shitpost

Edit: I am canceling Turbo Swine's dumb rates with a winner rate (unless your post is actually dumb) so he's wasting his time.