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[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Honestly what the fuck is so offensive about a Hitler chatbot? The ONLY thing you can do with it is treat it like a Magic 8 Ball where it always gives the answer "yes" to "should we kill all the Jews". That's it. Big deal.

 

[GunCar Gary]

FACEBOOK CAUGHT HOSTING AI-POWERED HITLER

 

[Hitman One]

Okay, now for this next part of the prank I'm going to "pretend" to fuck you in the ass while my friend records it for my Pornhub account. Just get naked and let me stick it in. No, don't be ridiculous! It's just a prank. Now just relax. Don't clench.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I PAUSE ALL DISCUSSIONS NOW TO ADRESS USER @Buffalo Chicken Sandwich WHO HAS REACTED TO MY POST WITH AUTISM STICKER

YOU NIGGER, YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT, YOU CROSS DRESSING CUM GUZZLER HOMO

YOU HAVE ENTERED A WORLD OF SHIT PAL, YOU CANNOT BEGIN TO COMPEHREND HOW FUCKED YOU REALLY ARE BUD, YOU ARE NOT EVEN MINIMANILY AWARE OF HOW MUCH DANGER IN BARE ANUS IS IN RIGHT NOW AND I AM NOT TALKING AVARAGE DAY SHIT I AM TALKING CHILLY BEAN BURRITO DIAHHERRA SHIT PAL IF I WERE YOU I WOULD GO BACK AND CHANGE YOUR GAY aSS FAG AUSTIM STICKER BEFORE THINGS TAKE A DARKER TURN

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

PROJECTING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN' IMAX.

 

[Big Nasty]

Face fucking minorities until they puke to own the libs

my dude pick better role models like Dale Earnhardt, Stone Cold Steve Austin or Stalin

 

[JustSomeDong]

"Can you work a deep fat fryer?"
"What? Sir, I'm a huge nigger."
"You're hired!"

Once you start smugly chuckling, your wings are already melting, Icarus.

 

[stupid frog]

"We must elevate POC voices! Unless they disagree with us in which case fuck those stupid niggers."

 

[Doxmatix]

Rekieta voters vote because they hate Rekieta. Bossman voters vote because they love the Bossman.

I can’t even take this potbellied goblin seriously. He doesn’t even look human. He has transitioned into an MMO mob.

I don't know what I expected out of today but seeing a man with 3 lobster claw titties and a bellybutton like a hemroidal anal sphincter was not it.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Anyway, the point is that I did nothing wrong.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Absolute circus. Like genuine clowns here, the one with red noses.

 

[stupid frog]

When I see wagies wearing pronoun pins I go out of my way to misgender them lol. The customer is always right faggot, cry to your boss!

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He's the Macbeth of talking about eating cum at this point.

 

[Hitman One]

now pardon me while I unsheath my katana to decimate internet arguments.

 

[Gentlebastard]

If I showed this post to my mother, she would fully understand pooners. But who would ever show this content to their mother?

You show it to her and then you thank her for raising you properly.

Women should carry guns. Well, most women should carry guns. Some of those bitches are crazy and shouldn't even have a butter knife, but my point still stands.

Now she convinced me to go tranny watching over christmas. Fun times, a really great bonding experience. And a lot of pissed off trannies.

EDIT: Changed "Mexican" to "Spic"

Never let your bros be hoes.

Say what you will about the rapists they kept things fun.

"He looks like he sits criss-cross applesauce to jerk off"

“no child, my bot programming can only respond to the strawman I’ve erected”

You can't un-suck a johnson, as the old saying goes.

My only algorithm is homeless people telling me what books to buy.

uninitiated normies encountering a lolcow in the wild is my favorite genre of entertainment

a good schizoposter is a fine thing

"I do not want to have sex with bugs" is one of those statements you shouldn't need to explicitly say and the more you repeat it and talk about bug sex the more suspicious it seems.

DO IT. SHITPOST WITH ALL YOUR HATRED.

(I'm only really including this 110 year old case law for comedic reasons)

The guy is so remarkably well-rounded in his ignorance as to be dependably incorrect in any matter.

Big Oil doesn't want you to know this but gas is a myth and cars are actually powered by piss and shit. It's why your car's gastank has an inviting hole about waist high.

The optimist in me hopes this is fake. The pessimist in me saw that this user also posts in German, and therefore knows this isn't the first time this person has played with their shit.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The descendants actually appeared on a special episode of Family Feud together in 1979, where they competed over a pig.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I PAUSE ALL DISCUSSIONS NOW TO ADRESS USER @Buffalo Chicken Sandwich WHO HAS REACTED TO MY POST WITH AUTISM STICKER

YOU NIGGER, YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT, YOU CROSS DRESSING CUM GUZZLER HOMO

YOU HAVE ENTERED A WORLD OF SHIT PAL, YOU CANNOT BEGIN TO COMPEHREND HOW FUCKED YOU REALLY ARE BUD, YOU ARE NOT EVEN MINIMANILY AWARE OF HOW MUCH DANGER IN BARE ANUS IS IN RIGHT NOW AND I AM NOT TALKING AVARAGE DAY SHIT I AM TALKING CHILLY BEAN BURRITO DIAHHERRA SHIT PAL IF I WERE YOU I WOULD GO BACK AND CHANGE YOUR GAY aSS FAG AUSTIM STICKER BEFORE THINGS TAKE A DARKER TURN

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

Eewwww nigga the fuck is that thing? Bitch look like kid from My Girl after that nigga got fucked up by bees but the bees also gave him acne and saggy tittes.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Have you ever had slow, sensual rape?

EDIT: Changed "Mexican" to "Spic"

Once the progressive, the spic, the nigger, the tranny and the faggot have been sufficiently purged the Koala will reign supreme in their new homeland. The ultimate long game. Look at him, smugly waiting, scheming. Goddamn that pristine habitat nice, DAMN THAT EUCALYPTUS TROJAN HORSE NICE

man, homeless people have it so good. don't have to pay rent. you can start fires. people don't try to fuck with you. you can rape people.

Its where gay started in the US.

You might think this so thoroughly autistic, but reality is such a clown show now.

My nigger in Christ, it's piss easy. Something big enough to power a Jewish Space Laser would be visible from lunar orbit.

What is it with Ukraine and shitlibs and MSNBC and trying to impeach Trump and the treasonous Vindman brothers and owning California's water rights.

You would need a massive amount of energy for a giant jew space laser, since atmospheric diffraction, among other long range optical issues such as heat waves, makes collimating a laser to a point intense enough to start a fire at such a long range insanely difficult. Instead you would have to rely on raw energy output, which would basically mean a giant orbital nuclear power plant.

Saving lives matters more than some retard's internet laughs.

its called having sympathy for an outspoken antisemite, you should try it out chud

I think they just want us to legimatelly revolt at this point, so they just say fuck it and take over totally. The only thing that isn't happening is that, because they've burned everyone's brain to a crisp with fluoride and social media.

WE LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDS KILLING PEOPLE, DO SOMETHING!

Seinfeld theme stinger

Cue commercials.

It probably was Scientologists, they can literally do whatever the fuck they want in California. They have an army of kikes with law degrees running interference for em. Another criminal cult that needs their door kicked down and raided by the army or some shit.

They're also extremely litigious, like belligerently so. Josh will almost certainly be sued, and not by some half retarded tranny nigger, this will be LA's finest Jews and the judges they bribed.

I don't really have a joke for this but I sort of imagine the kkk pulling up in a custom car complete with ghost buster music

More than one wife man it starts with polygamy it turns into pedophilia and before you know it your praying in a funny direction obeying a strict dress code and having questionable relationships with livestock

If you really want to put the tinfoil hat on go to Google Maps and look where the Scientology Information Center is. Right at the foot of the Hollywood Hills where the cavalry almost instantly arrived to put it out yards away while the rest of the Palisades and Eaton burned.

I almost made a cap of the map and an pic of the place surrounded by firetrucks but don't want to be killed.

They would love to though. Everytime one of them showed up to my house in Utah and wanted to talk about Joseph Smith I would talk to them about all the wacky pedo shit he did and they would get a look on their face like they were a step away from violence. This was right after the would knock on your door and open with 'did you know your Christian church is an affront to God?'

I hope they get caught 69’in in an empty theater playing Black Panther and as the jurno comes in with the camera one blasts a mad fart in the others mouth.

is that really how big it is?
oh baby yes

Reminds me of Mount Versuvius.

Good times.

Someone else said it, but they build houses with Euclyptis trees apparently. Or at least it's used for floorboards. Also there are oil derricks in LA that are build to look like building to match the urban scenery. Also apparently the city is notorious for having numerous oil wells that weren't capped off properly or even at all. Those are things I gathered from reading this thread fr days now. I've learned so much retarded shit about Eucalyptis trees I may as well become one now.

Would the trump card be trans, gay, retard, jew, nigger, that identifies as a spic? Does anything trump 100% ashkenazi Jew?

Wait until the gods of earth and water get in

 

[General Emílio Médici]

If you ever need a hype man, get a RW schizo activist to talk about you. Because they can give you detailed lore about how you can part the dead sea with a phone call and pull off almost omnipotent acts of politics.