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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A Star Wars game where you play as Coruscant Security Force solving crimes would be pretty cool. Yeah, it's nothing flashy but it'd be a welcome break from Jedi and Rebel bullshit

I can picture it now, you're Nuffi Dindoo, a sassy, black lesbian with a sideshave from Coruscant. There's a disease sweeping through the city, but the Jedi Council is having a hard time containing it because somebody is killing the city's information system fact-checkers so they can spread disinformation. As you dive deeper into the case, you uncover a deep conspiracy involving Darth Naranja and a plot to overthrow democracy.

This game would be so badass if they would just make it.

Why must you hurt me so?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The idea of someone being sexually assaulted by Wesley Crusher simply doesn't bear thinking.

Shitlord GULAG

Koalas have always been the string pullers of the Jews

I'm in your walls with a massive vibrating butt plug. Those aren't bees buzzing. It's my butt plug.

Open the door, shit on the floor. Everybody loot the dollar store.

don't worry buddy, I got mad and yelled at the highlight system yesterday with every bit of bass in my voice as you, it happens to the best of us (and the most "special")

swim swim swim spew bullshit swim swim

This story didn't interest me particularly, I've been busy making a power of soup, but you know it's nice that even I have had the time to drop by and appreciate that Los Angeles is burning down whilst it is still on fire. It's nice and I think this year will be nice.

Not including the goats is illegal.

That’s a suspicious amount of Barbie lore and knowledge you get there fellow farmer!

it does not surprise me that these retards seem completely unaware of basic punctuation
however it does surprise me that I could feel my brain being damaged as I read this trite

Okay, I'll put you on ignore. Have a nice night wherever you are, and God bless you.

It's the right kind of fake, that speaks to a larger truth.

Now that react notifications are back, I see people liking this post. I can’t remember if I made this or if I found it. Judging by the way he says “Judeo Bolshevik” I’m pretty sure it was me but I could be wrong, I don’t remember making or posting it. Very funny that I can’t remember.

Im sorry to pause in this moment of honest despair we all need to feel to ask a vanity question

was I the first, both on this borad and otherwise that you feel called attention to this or do I sound crazy just saying that?

Felt schizo making the post but now feel so good that I might have gien people watching the reasonable doubt to look twice

please let me know if im needlessly sucking my own cock

I hate the future so fucking much it's unreal.

Something complex and annoying that should be simple pushes everyone a little closer to a cabin in the middle of the woods.

Everyone who supported Bush and his war is complicit in this.

A female friend wasn't thrilled when I showed her the ol' cumsock.

The gender war has escalated, billions must die.

 

[skunt]

If I'm honest they're the only part of him that actually passes, may allah have mercy on me

 

[DickMain]

Are you autists really freaking out over a single negro.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I never thought I'd say this, but man I'm glad my asshole is fine

 

[demicolon]

and Triple Bypass (I call him that, Triple Bypass)

 

[Meiwaku]

if eating random weeds and plants out of the ground is shocking to you, where do you think domesticated veggies and herbs came from? the first guy plucked a weed out the ground and ate it, he didn't get them from one of em naturally occurring LIDL stores

Sir this is "niggers eating cornstarch" not "spics eating class pets"

feds being scum is nothing new, no matter how racist you are i think it's unreasonable to ever hate any race more than you hate gov bastards
if you think you hate them enough, you don't

The 'black community''s problem is that it's made up of black people. No need to overthink it.

@Troon_Patrol Mein neger, I think the stories you share are great, but for the love of god, PARAGRAPHS. Just press Enter once in a while. Even if you do it completely at random, it's still going to be an improvement over that wall of text.

we have evidence of america working with guns and without niggers
we dont have evidence of a country working without guns and full of niggers
i know which to choose

Saying "nigger" to yourself in total privacy perpetuates epigenetic generational trauma

Take your Reddit-approved racism elsewhere. We’re talking about niggers eating cornstarch here.

I have a fat fetish but would never pay money for real women to do that to themselves. Would be incredibly evil.
BUT will I enjoy what I didn't pay for or help create? Yes!

VTubing is just troonery with extra steps (or in many cases none at all)

WARNING: The city of Los Angeles contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm

Ralph wearing a t-shirt in the swimming pool is the most humanitarian thing he's ever done.

All the AI generated cat girl pics shoved onto the page didn't clue you in immediately to the type of person you were dealing with?

Just need to go over this real fast, and by real fast I mean multiple paragraphs of slightly unhinged ranting, but take of it what you will.

Also anything Anne Marie Bompart has written is mad funny

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Don't feel like a woman but you also hate men? So come on down to Pronoun Town and grab a "they/them"!

 

[Gentlebastard]

Look, I get it. The idea of a Jill Valentine girlboss battle waifu is sexy af. But reality doesn't work that way.

i wanna get detained by a female cop and have her give me a lengthy and extensive cavity search

He’s still a retard, I just think he lost the card.

"Virtual hugs of gratitude" has to be one of the most pathetic things ever written. These guys need The Big Bearhug of Truth.

You're telling me it's all been fake and gay this entire time?

Russell Greer
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Russell Greer is a paralegal graduate who resides in Salt Lake City. Mr. Greer writes music and screenplays on the side. He hopes to break into the entertainment business. He also has an undying love for breakfast food.

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The founding fathers of America were shitposters. If you think shitposting is ineffective, then you are unAmerican.

Remember to dislike and not subscribe.

Nah, no artificial intelligence to be seen, only authentic stupidity

I guess I'm just disappointed more than anything. I'd come to expect a higher class of trolling from people who own so many sinks.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

kiwifarms is like having a crystal ball. you can see the future, but nobody else believes you, because crystal balls are retarded.

 

[Oliver Onions]

*plonk*

(Welcome to my blocklist)

(Source, courtesy of @Mr.Bucket )

 

[Local Wordmason]

This forum has a body count of trans people it has bullied into suicide, I have no sympathy (and i say that as somebody already blacklisted from 3 servers for posting in here). I'm only posting here because you all are useful idiots for my war against /tg/station and because every moment you spend focusing on me is a moment you aren't focusing on another trans person to bully into suicide.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

bing bing HEIL HITLER

 

[whatever I feel like]

It doesn't work without my avatar.

 

[obsdj]

This is like if a German student created some weight loss app called Mein Kampf and claiming it has nothing to do with Hitler, it's just about my struggle to lose weight.

 

[Crex Crex]

This is all because of the Jews

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I live with my mom because she cooks the best chicken tendies in town. Burnt on the outside and cold in the middle, just like I like 'em.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“They took down tiktok before Kiwifarms! THEY TOOK DOWN TIKTOK BEFORE KIWIFARMS!”

 

[GettrGriftr]

"Cyberlawyer" Fat Dumb Gay Al is always wrong.

 

[Chongqing]

the scoripo chiron makes me think he was molested as a child.

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