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[Gentlebastard]

I just put on Guy Fieri and my dog chills out the second she hears the mayor of Flavortown talk.

The next literally Hitler is going to be either Canadian or Australian. Mark my words.

I am basing this entirely off of their hats looking similar

(I don't care who you send, I'm not paying taxes.)

Boys have a penis. Girls have a berginer.

Boys squirt jism into girls to make babies. The rest is crap and bullroar.

"I can lay so many eggs in her chest cavity"

I find this site interesting in part because it teaches you about human nature.

TL;DR it's Finnish witchcraft I don't have to explain shit

This thread is moving so fast no one will know I'm secretly black

I'm going to organize anti-doomer death squads personally

Alright, nigger dime store smut novellas was not on my list of expectations but it certainly made me bust out laughing.

Total Doomer Death

You can smell the fear in this one.
And bacon grease.

I'm sure Private Side O'Bacon here will fight for our freedoms.

Very concerned right now.

Have had a raging erection ever since this thread was born and it hasnt gone down yet.

The mask is well and truly off... is what I would say if it was ever on in the first place.

Doomposting is not permitted, I shall be sending joy and prayers to your location rn.

Legally, I'm not allowed to say this is based

You do understand that when you start talking like an anime villain you need to log off the Internet right?

This is a kink/fetish? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but wtf.

 

[Haloperidol]

It's never going to get better so it might as well get funnier.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I'm just posting here so that @Hitler will give me an autism sticker.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Brave of you to try and reason with a pink triangle.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I like this guy because all of the unhinged shit he posts is sandwiched between unreasonably high quality art of furries in shitted diapers.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

when was the last time you slapped a Walmart janitor on the back and said, 'Son, that's a beautifully mopped floor'?

 

[DickMain]

You don't need to tell people you're autistic. If you're on Kiwifarms, it's basically implied.

SAAAR WE ARE COLORED ARYANS!

JEET DETECTED
ACTIVATE THE GEORGE DROID

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The bright side is that you don't really have to listen to them, most of the time you can just zone out and let them tire themselves out like a kid or a dog.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Spartacus looks like he enjoyed being pegged by his butch girlfriend in the University of Oslo or whatever Yuropoor country he is from.

I guess you either die a John Redcorn or live long enough to see yourself become a Dale Gribble. Sad!

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

People on this site have had sex?

Wild.

 

[Doxmatix]

It’s because Becky is “non-binary” now so she’s not a female or male.

She’s a they/them now, possessed by 4 demons that are also fat and can’t drive

Time is fleeting and Phil is spiteful and wants all others to lose time too out of some weird retarded reason for being slighted but still does not realize he is slighted because he is an insufferable prick.

Don’t forget the webcam company also gave him the model that adds bitch tits. Really unfortunate

Mostly unrelated but I fucking hate that pineapples are associated with swingers. Leave the poor, innocent fruit out of this degeneracy.

Windows LITERALLY forced him into updating. He had no choice and no one else does either. I guess Windows is a rapist.

He's thinking about eating her heart.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Mario can't jump over this mushroom

 

[Metamorpho]

This... this sounds like a cutaway gag from Family Guy.

 

[Space Police]

Venezuela has a thread for making fun of them.

 

[Laburnum]

WHY ARE YOU NOT SENDING IN THE ARMY, CHILD

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

That image is about the duality of autism.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Congratulations to everyone for 3000 pages of Star Wars autism. Here's hoping we get another 3000.

You can smell the fear in this one.
And bacon grease.

at this point, i've come to the conclusion that, if it exists, somebody out there is masturbating to it.

Dear fucking god I hope not. He'll end up looking like an AI Meg Griffin. Poor Meg doesn't deserve this.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Despite being less than 1% of the population trannies are 50% of reddit mods.

My experience has been that any given social media site is 80% reposts from other sites. It’s kind of disturbing.

Except kiwifarms. That’s 80% archived reposts from other sites. The other 20% is niggerfaggot.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

There are NO WOMEN on the Internet. Beauty Parlor was just a bunch of bots that Null runs in a poorly thought out attempt to earn that sweet sweet DEI money and now he's too invested in the lie to fess up.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Apparently no one liked my post, so let me explain...