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13/30 pages are arguments, the rest are exhibits of articles about KF and random convos he had with people

the highlighted part is sidesplittingly hilarious. the rest of the doc also contains plenty of random.txt worthy quotes.

 

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I seriously thought that in the context of the prior post you had said "I caught a "shiny minor" and were admitting to kidnapping a black child.

 

[hl2_linux]

I tried calling this transgender suicide help hotline and apparently it's to help stop trans suicides, so don't bother.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Reddit is trying to commit suicide again

the ADL a hate group.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Me, casually saying nigger in 30 open tabs right now

 

[The Spoils of War]

Mostly, I only had bullies who would not hurt me physically; they only would approach me and say "Sonic's Dead". Then I'd respond, "No, he is not."

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

boarding-house-cum-concentration-camp

 

[Gentlebastard]

You will learn to regret this when all your spice racks will be replaced with paprika only, and the tapwater will be slivovice! All according to papriaku.

"Why wipe my ass today? It's going to just get dirty again tomorrow" type mindset.

it should not be physically possible for a man so fat to be sucking his own dick like this

They're all on Rednote while complaining about an authoritarian government. I can't tell if that's retarded, hypocrital or both.

I would have to have been listening to my government for it to lie to me.

"Do not redeem, or you will be redeemed."
-Gandhi

Reminds me of a moment backing out in a parking lot and a guy hit me. Strictly legally that's automatically his fault for rear-ending me but in reality I pulled out way too fast without adequately checking, so in reality, it was kind of my fault too.

We both got out of our vehicles with fairly aggressive body language and then had this moment where we both realized we were white and just exchanged information instead.

Pat's true rival is the man who's too wide to fit in the mirror.

Pat is currently trying so hard for another viral tweet that he wrote this, which I think manages to be offensive to men, women, trannies, and animals.

My experience has been that any given social media site is 80% reposts from other sites. It’s kind of disturbing.

Except kiwifarms. That’s 80% archived reposts from other sites. The other 20% is niggerfaggot.

Lying? On the internet? I could never fall for something like that!

I sense a fifth restraining order incoming.

I have a new spell for the occasion, no wand needed. You see a troon, say to him in your loud & proud voice “Ecce homo!” (Like you’re summoning a Patronus.)
And the troon will dissolve like the wicked witch of the west

I know I'm a broken record, but where does he get the energy to be this much of a contrarian??

I suddenly feel exausted. A mixture of revulsion, pity and desire for all this to be over, despite all the laughs... almost like I'm getting burned out.

 

[Blindeye]

The idea of relocating to Mexico has not been a good idea whatsoever

 

[Harm]

please god let me upload this niggerfaggot monkey video please
EDIT: God has listened to my prayers and allowed my video through, I am now a born-again Christian

I tried calling this transgender suicide help hotline and apparently it's to help stop trans suicides, so don't bother.

 

[Hitman One]

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>These are all resistance. I didn't grow up on Star Wars and Hunger Games for nothing.
Beyond parody lmao

I didn't grow up on Star Wars and the Hunger Games for nothing. I didn't get my bachelor's in history after falling in love with the stories of the first American revolution for nothing!

 

[not william stenchever]

It's not inherently gay to see penises in random objects. Sometimes that's just the curse of a high IQ.

 

[Radiator Grilled Cheese]

Episcopalians are Satan's gay minions LARPing as a church.

 

[Pedophobe]

As for ’Genital Boy’, I keep thinking surely I’ve read the most degenerate thing ever here on KF about twice a week.

Everyone Who Was Supposed to Protect You From This Failed Miserably

Perhaps the American justice system was the real lolcow all along.

Call an emergency session of the KKK.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Counterpoint. I get into relationships with women

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Elliot's literary masterpiece of incel angst is one hundred percent sincere, he wasn't groomed, he was never ironic. He was the spring source of mental illness, the bright sun radiating pure retardation and justifying it within himself.
Nobody will ever do it like him again, everyone is too poisoned with context, his incel rage was one of a time.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

*CHIRP* DO NOT FUCKING REDEEM THE SEEDS! HUMAAN! DO NOT FUCKING REDEEM THE GARDEN! *CHIRP*
*CRAAA* HUMAAN I LAY EGG IN YOUR NEST AND SHIT ON YOUR CAR WINDOW HUMAAN! *CHIRP* *CHIRP*
*CRAAA* PLEASE HUMAAN REMOVE THE CAT SO I CAN DO THE NEEDFULL! ARE YOU FUCKING NON AVIAN? HUUUH? *CRAAA*

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Doomposting is not permitted, I shall be sending joy and prayers to your location rn.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I found my Darth Maul bodywash while moving once, and I was like, fuck it, I'm using the Darth Maul bodywash. YOLO. If it's worth like $4,000 unopened now I guess I fucked up, but eh no regrets.

Oh no, the reason they did that is because the idiots writing this genuinely think black people can't do math.

Gethzerion is seething in her blown-up transport grave on Dathomir. She tore Luke Skywalker's brain into chunks inside his skull like it was nothing, now Nightsisters use their power to reeeeeeeeeeeeee until babby appears!

a small child setting fire to an electronic door burns down a whole vagina mountain.

"Jaimas, the fuck does this have to do with Star Wars? Did you take all your meds at once again?"

"Death threats to me and my pets"