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[Aunt Carol]

Forgive my ignorance of indigenous Palestinian culture, but does the pizza emoji signify anything in particular?

The dude is addicted to attention, manipulation and fecal perversions.

Truly a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. Also, I’m drunk.

"I've got tunneling cysts in my sweat glands, so I'm gonna sit in this diaper and let it fester until my skin falls off"

 

[DickMain]

it's worse than you ever feared. he's european.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

DSP OUTLIVED THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION!

Is THIS the fabled 5th dimensional sumerian underwater chess I've heard about?

Why is an Australian writing for a British newspaper so invested in American politics?

I redrew this for you, repost, but I didn't give two fucks.

Does the knowledge you were stung by an American jellyfish make you feel more or less patriotic?

Spoiler: Bonus Poetry

Roses are red
Die immediately
There is no rhyme
Kill yourself

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

And if I live a hundred years, a hundred years old I will curse the son of a bitch who started the speech of "evil women stop fetishizing gay men stop enjoying things, yaoi baad"

 

[Tablet County]

Launch niggers into space so that aliens can wipe them out

 

[Crex Crex]

Llamossad will not let the criminals responsible for the Alapacaschwitz death camp escape facing justice for their crimes.

Should I tell this guy my roommate that he is about to fuck is pozzed?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Nick knowingly and willingly read anime sucks cope and sneed 20 times

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

While I'm disappointed he didn't get the firing squad, I was getting bored of this arc.

 

[Tablet County]

Kiwi Farmers are so retarded they can't even stay on track for a day without sperging about aluminum and cooking appliances.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Sic semper retardus.

 

[AnOminous]

From this.

From Turkey Tom's @Dansburst Studios video, William commented on it telling Tom to correct some mistakes, mainly mixing up @Peppermint Swirl and @Fosteryou:
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[LifeAlert]

I've got a great idea. Take a loaded gun, stick it in your mouth and pull the trigger.....

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

How the fuck do you jerk off ironically??

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

No no no

The only right way to do executions in idaho is to pelt the prisoner to death with large potatoes. If that fails then a final shot to the back of the head with a potato gun

People die from choking on food all the time, we practically kill ourselves. We have plenty of options.

 

[Tablet County]

Just in case you were wondering "Mr. Wong's Ball Stretcher and Cock Puncture Academy" is actually a mistranslation.

 

[Cnidarian]

On the sim theory, my favorite idea behind that is that this is just one giant social MMO. That each of us is this immortal alien. You go in the MMO because you're immortal and have everything catered to you. So you need to remember what suffering was like otherwise the while society collapses. It's not really for fun, it's just to remember when life was hard. Because otherwise you'd end up like a decadent civilization which basically destroys itself through ennui. So we're in this horrible MMO so we gain perspective and our society doesn't fall to insane cruelty.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Patposting has been my favorite sport for a few years now (btw, this season the team is looking great), but even I often get tired just from reading it.

The problem is that he's NOT Hitler! Like come on, is it really that hard to get a Hitler 2?

I'm being cognitohazard'd.

This guy destroyed all incelcore servers in an instant today

 

[Hamstirer]

being fat and having tiny balls that don't produce testosterone just seems to be a prerequisite to creating and using a Reddit account.

 

[Hamstirer]

Why would she start birth control with you? It's not like that plastic rod is going to knock her up with a Cabbage Patch Kid.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Without unsupervised internet access, this site wouldn't exist.

Penis electrocution