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[Rotollo 2]

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Lmao the judge has to be told what “gooning” means it’s always hilarious when Internet slang has to be explained in the courtroom.

The word "gooner" is slang for something for someone who is deeply engaged in excessive adult X-rated content consumption, sometimes in a compulsive or excessive manner.

 

[Mister Mint]

"My brother had his finger up my ass while I was fucking my sister. Then my mother starts twisting my nipples while my dad starts teaching me how to jerk off."

"That's a great act. What do you call it?"

"Mr Rogers of the Internet"

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Being skeptical of Zionism is tricky because you have unlikable schizos on one side and Jewish trickery on the other.

I feel responsible now for people telling him to kill himself and it's a bad feel, I was having a good time laughing at him and I'd like to go back to that please.

I deleted the posts because other people were jumping to the same conclusion I did and telling him to kill himself, which may or may not be warranted but probably not because of this video in particular.

Honestly you should have just stuck to being a flat-earther

Ok, but why are you wearing a fucking diaper rn dude?

You're right he should shave everything except the unibrow.

Log. Off.

It’s more fun if he stays logged in

I argue for a compromise, he only logs in so we can poke him with a stick.

 

[Stan]

Me PLing around here about the state of my breasts is normal. Troon boobs are not.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The only thing you accomplish by trying to rescue a drowning person is to be drowned by them first. Then they drown anyway and you end up in threads like this being mocked by dipshits like me.

"OIM IN THE CLOSET WITH MY HOIDING LOICENSE. PLEASE SAVE ME MR BOBBY"

The optimist in me hopes this is fake. The pessimist in me saw that this user also posts in German, and therefore knows this isn't the first time this person has played with their shit.

Jeremy Dooley is a human tampon.

Begging you guys to stop posting weird fetish subreddits here.

I read a Reddit story once originating from r/incest that I believe was totally real. It started with a teenage girl tying herself up to try to be a "gift" for her parents and she kept updating the OP with edits about how her parents had a talk with her and she was getting denied Internet access and sent to a long term counselor.

I guess you either die a John Redcorn or live long enough to see yourself become a Dale Gribble. Sad!

Everyone in that video looks like a freak, and shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children.

Most troons obsess about children.
This batch obsesses about alpacas

I will be in the cold hard ground before I acknowledge anything touched by Joss Whedon, and that includes his stepdaughter

Demo Ranch is the David Ferrie of the Trump assassination plot?

I BUILT FINNISH BRUTALITY I TAUGHT THE FINNISH HOW TO THROW KETTLEBELLS

Plot twist: It's about American children getting indoctrinated into having British accents.

I can abide someone having a different opinion from me, but I can't abide a bitch.

Can we just agree that modern cartoon writers and animators are clearly not qualified nor in their right mind to talk about periods to impressionable young children?

The Japanese gave us dickgirls, they're capable of it.

Sorry, but I'm still not paying for your busted, broken, shitass site filled with retards, scammers, niggers, and retarded scamming niggers. I don't care how """based""" you nigger worshipping wiggers pretend to be on social media.

 

[LifeAlert]

Courtesy of @spaztocate9000 in sneedchat:

I barely follow the rackets, he creeps me out

like in an ickabob crane kinda way

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

No child, Insight Software does not possess a stargate and Dan Mullen does not use it to teleport dirty diapers into my vagina.

Neil Degrasse Tyson says that heat rises so having the microwave up high heats the food better.

 

[Tablet County]

Look, I don't wanna sound like a commie or anything, but what if we had the government give everyone private security? We could even call them something cool, like "the police."

Someone has to caffeinate the crustaceans.

Why use that when you can ingratiate yourself with the Communist Gangster Computer God? Then you’ll get wall-to-wall deadly gangster protection.

Remember when Elvis kept declaring himself king of the United States and the government constantly had to overturn his declarations? It got so bad that the CIA had him assassinated in the 70's.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Tell your twink buttslaves to slap him for ban-evading through his alt too.

 

[Local Fed]

Let me preface this by saying that I DON'T like the idea of teens fucking dogs.

You should probably get checked out if your worried about getting an STD from Tarl Warwick.

Personally I think he'd make a great preacher one day. There are people who did far worse things than showing their asshole on a stream and they still maintain their congregations.

Calls his penis a “hyperclit.”

No fucking way. He is not going to turkey baste Laura Loomer. I want to get off the ride!

 

[Blackhole]

"I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DIE IN A PLANE CRASH ON MY WAY TO TELL DICK JOKES TO FURRIES BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S INCOMPETENCE I WILL NEVER STOP HAUNTING ELON MUSK."

You don't goon to interracial pornography? What are you, Jewish?

 

[AllieKat]

Going back to the war, nothing Trump says or does will affect the war in the least.

 

[Bucephalus]

No... Descartes would be, "Cogito ergo sum." Here, it is more like "Cogito ergo sum..."...Body peed in your popcorn.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

That's because I am worthless ^_^ just a useless side piece, right? Like a dripping, juicy crispy breaded chicken thigh. I wish the kfc here was any good.

 

[30+GameOvers]

why would i give a rats left asscheek about kiwifarms i have better things to be doing watching pirates of the Caribbean or jerking off

Source:

This morning's tweets

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

You are still an ausfag, which means you've lost

nigga you watch hentai on a regular basis your going to hell.

 

[Aquarius]

Here's an easy test. If you come home from work and the first thing you do is take your bra off, you're probably a woman. If the first thing you do is put a bra on and get a boner, you're not.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Has Tom's love quest come to an end?
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I made a reservation for two at two on Taco Tuesday at Cafe Santa Rosa.

 

[The Spoils of War]

Regroup and replan. Learn your craft. Refine your ideas. Don't groom anyone.

 

[Thé au lait]

What the fuck man i remember this guy... He posted his face everywhere and he looked like ftm tommy wiseau