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[Toji Suzuhara]

You are lucky being a faggot isn't aganist KF tos

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/643369

 

[taxisguy]

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

if i downloaded tinder and my matches were nothing but trannies, i would delete the app and kill myself

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The cup is for asshole water and almost certainly has dookie on it. Do not under any circumstances, EVER touch an indian person's left hand either for the same reason.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

stop speculating about my pussy

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I feel my fingernails growing and a disturbing urge to stick garlic in my ass

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Spoiler: My balanced and carefully composed response to this well-reasoned argument

You are a nigger.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Imagine getting stabbed to death by a schizo and the first thing anyone can come up with to say is comparing him to an anime character.

If only common sense and decency could be traced

They might appear to integrate poorly because new users are more sane than older users, since KF actually turns you retarded and newer users have had less exposure. Going on KF is like entering the chamber with the elephant's foot, if you're going to venture in there you only want to do it in short periods, isolated from your environment, otherwise your brain will develop holes and you'll become gay.

And more importantly what consequences should there be for those who didn’t partake in our cult activities?

We literally have people on Twitter waiting until he dies to yell at KingCobraJFS.

 

[CEO of Gay]

What in the fuck did I just stumble into.
From people who use the same name everywhere to "I just don't like this person" to sherlock assholes.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If I had a child who of their own free will sat through and enjoyed Ghostbusters (2016) and could not get beyond the 40-minute mark watching the original, I would kill them and my spouse, then burn my house down with me inside.

Sir, she grew a child in her uterus.

 

[Oliver Onions]

In other words, the judge is a feature tourist doing a driveby posting in a thread he doesn't care about.

no one showed up to his 4 restraining orders against KF (not even he) and he still lost.

 

[Hitman One]

I'm practically on the edge of orgasm awaiting the arrest. I can feel the intense nigger energy coming off this case.

 

[Crex Crex]

A list of things men have been known to fuck: children, corpses, animals, couches, pies, pringle cans, car exhaust pipes, crackwhores, and your mother.

This is a big fucking deal.

If you're retarded.

"A woman enjoys intercourse with her man -- as she fantasizes about raped by 3 men simultaneously" - Bernard "Bernie" Sanders

He Died as He Lived, as Shit in the Toilet.

Oregon mental health board consumer JD Holt uses turtle pronouns

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I also wonder what the Wright Brothers would say if they could see their great invention being used to allow a drug addict father of 5 to have gay sex with a puppet.

 

[Hitman One]

Imagine obsessing over the lives of people with literal brain damage. The Chinese are truly pathetic. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go check on Ethan Ralph.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

do i really need to show you guys that I'm not black

 

[taxisguy]

I'm done shitting up the thread about non-Tifa stuff. I've done you the kindness of speaking to you in your guttertongue. Now speak English. Fluently.

 

[Gentlebastard]

But no woman who is worth 3000 an hour charges 3000 an hour. They charge nothing, because they're your wife not some whore. But that's enough wholesome posting for me, now back to laughing at the cow.

The comments on there is a goldmine. Most of them are licking the window of self-awarness

I've always looked at "love dolls" as basically the official "I've accepted the fact I likely will never be intimate with a woman so I'm just going to embrace being a weirdo sex pervert" move.

Who first corrupted you?

Was it a crazed dairy farmer?

This may be the first time in history that someone said they would like to be Russell Greer.

 

[CaddestSlown]

You're a fucking nigger and I hope you choke on your tough microwaved meat.

I work 9 hours a day, prepare hot meals everyday, and still have enough time to call you a NIGGER.

His mouth looks like a fucking potoo bird. It inspires disgust in me.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Meds

Please take your pills Kiwi fren. They're good for you.

Nigga if I took my pills I wouldn't be on this site and neither would 90% of the lolcows

worms OUT tonight to charge in the blood moon, warm up that curse jar!