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[Ed Special]

[Your racism leveled up.] (+1)

 

[CaddestSlown]

I’m sorry your dream future of gay space communism and billie eyelish blowjob videos on demand will never be realized.

 

[Spud]

you chuds adopted the lolicon, he was born into it, molded by it

 

[Space Police]

You're not really doing much to help stop the soyteen stereotype of mentioning black penis unprompted 24/7.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Missy was the name of my first car, a white Volkswagen Passat, and also what we’re going to use to refer to my penis.

“Grown man parading as ‘Audrey Hepburn Reincarnated’ Faces the Consequences by Lack of Boner.”

It would be difficult to pee, but at least I wouldn’t feel so conflicted about the future of my crotch.

(I’m looking at you, tucking tape)

I’m going to put my sexual woes aside and cheer myself up with some musical theater.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He may have super penis big, but at what cost?

It's not like he's going to grow a chin at 42.

Zach, you don't have a magic savant brain that can see extra frame rates. Your prescription is out of date. Go to an optometrist.

He's an ouroboros of bitchiness.

Like there's some Lord High Council of Rimjob Enthusiasts you must impress and get your application stamped by in triplicate before you go put your tongue in a stranger's butthole at a weird bar, OR ELSE.

What's a mango nig? New word for south americans?

 

[Gentlebastard]

They use the slippery slope "fallacy" as a damn slip-n-slide.

I have accidentally told the cat 'no child' out loud. I've also made accusations of stalking when said cat has harassed me in hopes of tuna.

 

[LifeAlert]

I want to see actual updates, not people arguing about the moon, Jews, or constantly taking @Hollywood Hulk Hogan bait

There's a particularly useful term in fighting games called "option select" that I think applies well to the moves Trump has been making so far in office.

Only time will tell if the rape dolphins were a good omen, or a bad one.

 

[The Mighty Banth]

Generally a cute and wholesome affair, rapist dolphins be damned.

 

[Tablet County]

It's scary how unlimited Internet access just one-shots the mentally ill

Ethan Ralph has done more to save the white race than you ever will; does that make him a hero?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Been a while, but I seem to recall getting called "faggot" a lot.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This is a Primo Deluxe cow trait, you don't find this brand of retard anymore.

Two halals? Oh boy!

Ooohh, this is a serious website! This is a serious website! It's serious!

Look little girl, you can't cry autism in a mosh pit full of autists.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Listen Zoey, youre a crazy dipshit, but if you ever need someone to eat your stupid, overconfident, dirty, psycho, cute for an incel, bipolar, dresses like a retard, shortsighted, cant act like an adult, hermit, fujo, internet addicted, too emo for Blue October, attention seeking, BPD ass, then give me a call honey

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I’ve never heard his voice, nor watched any of his videos. By his face alone do I loathe him.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

That mid-heave photo is an image with a smell.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Everyday we are closer and closer to an underground refuge of armed-to-the-teeth animal people, defending the borders of CESSPOOL X from cybertrollz and evil pootler

 

[Gutless]

(to the person who attempted to relitigate the first world war from the perspective of Austria, I applaud your enthusiasm, but this is the wrong thread)

 

[Dr. Butt]

You’re fucking crazy! Hope that helps!

 

[Hepativore]

Regrettably, even under these perfect laboratory conditions, none of the molded or hand-shaped fecal knives made from either researcher’s feces was successful in cutting through the conceal. The knives just melted upon contact, leaving brown streaks (skid marks) of melted poop.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Always pay back your local schizo or get stabbed.